If you were a member of another species, what would you be, and why?

I was banking on you saying 'Zombie' Shem :lol:

I'd be a crab, then I could pinch peoples fingers and toes and be grumpy all day :dopey:
 
Man, I hate zombies with a passion. That's the last thing I'd want to be. I was considering being a Yoda but there is no actual name for his species.
 
W3HS
Man, I hate zombies with a passion. That's the last thing I'd want to be. I was considering being a Yoda but there is no actual name for his species.
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There is a name, it's just that we don't know it yet.
 
Yoda would be converterent garrulus a rough translation of reverse talker to latin.
 
gamerdog6482
I eat my food whole. And being 150' tall, I doubt any arrow will penetrate my 2' thick hide.
And who uses arrows nowadays?
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Who said anything about arrows?

3 sniper rounds should pierce any armoured clad thing



Not even the Blade Liger's Shield can stop 3 well placed sniper rounds.
 
Easy. Bearded vulture. 1. Because they can fly (flying is the quintessential mode of transport) and 2. because they look totally badass.


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a6m5
Probably a fox. OK intelligence, pretty athletic, blah, blah. They usually call me a dog, weasel, pig, but yeah, I'm thinking fox. ;)
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Yeah, a fox is what I'd want to be if I couldn't be human, but I act more like a cat, so I put cat.

The great thing about being a fox would be the inexplicable ability to fly an aircraft.
 
Grayfox
Who said anything about arrows?

3 sniper rounds should pierce any armoured clad thing
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Aha, that's where your wrong. My hide is 3' thick, so any bullet larger than say, .45 wouldn't have the velocity to penetrate deep enough to do any real harm, and smaller bullets wouldn't be big enough.
 
gamerdog6482
Foxes can pilot aircraft.
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Were not that smart..

Well not yet.

haitch40
You want to just wait in a field doing nothing then get eaten?
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By the wabbits.


gamerdog6482
Aha, that's where your wrong. My hide is 3' thick, so any bullet larger than say, .45 wouldn't have the velocity to penetrate deep enough to do any real harm, and smaller bullets wouldn't be big enough.
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You said 2' but now it's 3'.
Plus those sniper rounds are armour piecing and 3 bullets shot in the same spot will punch through.

gamerdog6482
I eat my food whole. And being 150' tall, I doubt any arrow will penetrate my 2' thick hide.
And who uses arrows nowadays?
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Oh, I said 2'? I meant three. And Let them be amour piercing, they will be dead before they get off three anyway.
And besides, if my life goes anything like "Choice of the Dragon", I'll end up with goblin minions and a nice kingdom of humans to take out the sniper for me.
Did I say 3'? I meant four.
 
Roger the Horse
The great thing about being a fox would be the inexplicable ability to fly an aircraft.
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Star Fox?

The thing about me choosing a legit animal is that in my previous life I must have been a cat. I have a natural affinity with them, live like one and being any thing less than human is just devolution.
 
3 Toed Sloth...We're pretty much the same already, only they have more hair and hang upside down.
 
If I could be a fictional species, I'd be a Time Lord. I may not have a home, but I get to travel around in my T.A.R.D.I.S. with hot women (well, usually) and see everything in the universe. Plus I'd have 2 hearts, respawn as a new guy every once in a while, and who doesn't want a sonic screwdriver??

Otherwise, I'd prefer to be a hammerhead shark.
 
MarinaDiamandis
I really like the Albatross idea, but I think i'd have to be either a Polar Bear, Orca Whale or some kind of big cat (Siberian Tiger, Snow Leopard or Black Panther would be cool!).
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Hmm. Polar Bears are having a hard time these days because of the ice melting. It's not nice starving to death...

Those cats are badass, but I'd prefer to be something that would require less effort just to stay alive. I mean Snow Leopard?! Have you seen those things hunt before?! :dunce:

Tardigrades kick ass. Find me another tough animal that can live so effortlessly in pretty much any condition on earth. I mean these moss piglets can survive 6 times the pressure you get at the deepest part of the pacific...
 
If I had a choice (but I wish it was real instead) felis concolor (its also called cougar, mountain lion, or puma) would be my choice; strong, fast, and quiet (stealth)... almost forgot - I'm a carnivore too; no more veggies.

They have been my favorite real life animal for so long. I want to see one in real life, but our Zoo (Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle) don't have them. Instead of me going to the Portland zoo, I can just go to the wild and try to find one.
 
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