If you were a member of another species, what would you be, and why?

Clytius
I'm unfamiliar with this Ziggy you speak of but if he's anything like the Blob then yes, I would very much like to be Ziggy.
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He's in newspaper comics over here.

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Ziggy.
 
I would be a sperm whale. Why? Because instead of stroking out I could just shoot a giant wad of ambergris out my blowhole. And I'd enjoy ****ing with squids all day and flipping off James Cameron's submarine. And Japanese sailors would bring me to surface so I can get a breath and some tickles. Man, I don't even gotta swim for air. What a life.
 
Omnis
I would be a sperm whale. Why? Because instead of stroking out I could just shoot a giant wad of ambergris out my blowhole. And I'd enjoy ****ing with squids all day and flipping off James Cameron's submarine. And Japanese sailors would bring me to surface so I can get a breath and some tickles. Man, I don't even gotta swim for air. What a life.
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This...:confused:...
 
gamerdog6482
Oh, I said 2'? I meant three. And Let them be amour piercing, they will be dead before they get off three anyway.
And besides, if my life goes anything like "Choice of the Dragon", I'll end up with goblin minions and a nice kingdom of humans to take out the sniper for me.
Did I say 3'? I meant four.
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Then you are a dead dragon.

Dragons are reptiles and they need a thinner skin to heat their blood since they are cold blooded.

Plus having a ultra thick skin means it can't bend or twist.

You could be a bee for this reason.

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible"
 
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Not if I'm 186' tall, turning would be no problem. And besides, I breathe explosions so heat wouldn't be a problem.
 
Grayfox
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible"
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This is actually a common misconception. A bee in flight does not defy the known laws of aviation. With the use of ultra-slow motion cameras, scientists have corrected their previous explanations of the motion of the bee in flight.

When a bee flies, he flaps his wings in such a way that twists on the downward stroke, providing adequate lift to levitate his rather unfortunate, bulky body.
 
Danoff
Dolphin

Smart, lots of fun, loved by humans, able to foil all natural predators.

If we're going for fake animals it'd be a changeling of some sort.
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Nice choice, you still get to have sex for pleasure. :sly:

I'd like to be a bird so I can fly freely, go wherever I want to go. Probably a bird of prey so I don't have to worry about being eaten. A falcon, so I'd be rollin' with my rich Arab owner riding in his 4X4 on the dunes. Being a pet and still living the rich life. :cool: HELL YEAH.
 
Grayfox
How about Paris Hilton's dog?

Small, carried around in a bag.
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:scared:

Arabs are better. :cool:

He'd be rolling in his Lamborghini, while I fly alongside. Both of us, just cruising the streets. And whenever he has a party to attend, I'd be his wingman. :sly:
 
Grayfox
A goldfish.

Their smart for a fish.

Most animals can be smart if they get trained.
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Strangely enough I love swimming, but I don't think I would be a goldfish. I think I would be a bee since I love honey :) .
 
An octopus. They're insanely smart, they look awesome, and CAMOUFLAGE. Aside from being tasty and having to avoid being caught and eaten, it would be awesome. I could be my own glowstick rave show.
 
A troll. What do you mean they are fictional? :P.
Seriously though I don't really know. Erm. A sheep. :lol:

To be honest I am fine as a human. Although actually a cat would not be bad. Get served on and do what you want all your life.
 
Octopus possibly because of there intellectual level..
Besides that it would be an Eagle or other large bird, flying would be awesome..
 
MSTER232
I think I would be a bee since I love honey :) .
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Do you even know how honey is made? It's disgusting. They take the nectar they get from flowers and "transfer it" (vomit) into each other's mouths until their bodies have extracted most of the water/moisture from it. Honey is bee vomit that's been shared dozens of times.
 
ParkourVeyron
Honey is bee vomit that's been shared dozens of times.
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And it's 🤬 delicious. Think about any food you eat (unless you're one of those plant only people) and it's equally nasty. Enjoy the bacon, don't think about poor little Wilbur.
 
TB
And it's 🤬 delicious. Think about any food you eat (unless you're one of those plant only people) and it's equally nasty. Enjoy the bacon, don't think about poor little Wilbur.
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I wasn't saying that I won't eat it outright because it's vomit, I was saying that it's disgusting. Meat is also disgusting. (is you think about it) It's some kind of plant, chewed up into a paste, mixed with spit while doing so, and digested. It's delicious. Seafood is nasty if you think about what it was in/what it was. It's delicious. And we all know about cheese...
 
Although this is a typical answer I would be a cat, mainly because my best friend loves them so I could just live happily with her :3
 

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