I'm one mad man

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People who do not learn how to drive shall have their sorry asses kicked to ****. What one will die then *another one bites the dust, and another one's gone, and another one's gone, and another one bites the dust*.
 
Kids under 20 should all be made to drive carburettor '86 Toyota Corollas.

Yes, that will upset a lot of people here, but the reasoning is:
- I remember what a testosterone ridden adolescent I was
- running little horsepower does wonders for your overtaking skills
- thanks to little grunt and no grip they won't be going too quickly when they finally have their big accident
- no-one will be upset if the car is destroyed in the accident.
 
Are we talking an AE86 Vat?
I'll take an AE86 Any day!

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Originally posted by vat_man
Kids under 20 should all be made to drive carburettor '86 Toyota Corollas.

Yes, that will upset a lot of people here, but the reasoning is:
- I remember what a testosterone ridden adolescent I was
- running little horsepower does wonders for your overtaking skills
- thanks to little grunt and no grip they won't be going too quickly when they finally have their big accident
- no-one will be upset if the car is destroyed in the accident.



I still think it is stupid. People need to indemnify the damage they have done to their own properties cuz the insurance. If they don't have enough money, well they could lose their cars by having them towed away or you could go to jail.
 
wow..that is some ****ty luck! i would never want that to happen o my car when i get it...(my mom's 1995 volvo 960)
 
Besides, some stupid drivers crashing to other people's vehicles must have been into drugs or they are just too reckless. If they ever did that to my car when I'm 18 or older, I oughta b*tch chop their insane asses.
 
SR780: Sorry to hear about your wreck. Glad that you're basically okay. Not all 16-year olds are idiot drivers. My oldest son (17 yoa) drives like a little old lady. If anything, he tends to drive too slow. He'll also go right when he wants to go left and turn around at the intersection, because it's safer. I have five more to teach, I'll do my best with them.
I hope the kid that hit you has parents that have him walking for a long while. He didn't show any remorse, :mad: Maybe wearing out shoe leather instead of radials will get his attention.
As for the replacement. If you can afford a Stealth or 3000GT go for it. Part of their appeal for me is the weight. Let 'em hit that joker and do signifigcant damage to their own car., instead of you. Or if you really want a "bank vault" to drive consider an older, larger "muscle car" Like a Cutlass W30 or Chevelle. Then you will have 2-tons of sturdy steel on your side.

Originally posted by Bimmerkid44
wow..that is some ****ty luck! i would never want that to happen o my car when i get it...(my mom's 1995 volvo 960)

Bimmer, A guy in a Volvo hit me from behind while at a stop light. I was in my '92 Escort GT. He only had about 10 feet to accelerate and that is about the hardest I've ever been hit. The Volvo didn't have a scratch on it. He messed up the fancy GT bodywork on the a$$ end of my 'Scort. In the Volvo you will usually have the advantage. Still, be careful.
 
That sucks streetracer. One thing I am sure is that u should have taken some action on this punk. He was the one that hit u, from the back, so u were in some higher position to reclaim, maybe some of this insurance money. 😈
 
Man streetracer, that really sucks. I would gone Kung-Fu style on his a$$ and his girlfriends too.

Buy a new 2003 Integra Type-R. There not governed, and they can outrun any police car; even the new Camaro police cars. The thing hit's well over 200MPH.
 
Originally posted by Gil
Bimmer, A guy in a Volvo hit me from behind while at a stop light. I was in my '92 Escort GT. He only had about 10 feet to accelerate and that is about the hardest I've ever been hit. The Volvo didn't have a scratch on it. He messed up the fancy GT bodywork on the a$$ end of my 'Scort. In the Volvo you will usually have the advantage. Still, be careful.

yes, my mom says that Volvos are one of the safest cars in the world.
 
I'm going to get money from my insurence company.

That kid screwed himself so I'm happy.

I don't know what I'm gunna get. This guy sown the street is selling a Buick Grand National. I'm going to look at it tommarrow :D

Hondas are cursed cause look at Gtp. First my car was broken into, Punkrock's car was stolen, Josh's S2000 that cost a lot, and my accident.

Can't find AE86's or Skylines around here.
 
Originally posted by Warped_Devotion
Man streetracer, that really sucks. I would gone Kung-Fu style on his a$$ and his girlfriends too.

Buy a new 2003 Integra Type-R. There not governed, and they can outrun any police car; even the new Camaro police cars. The thing hit's well over 200MPH.
Are you being serious?
For one thing you cant buy the ITRs in North America and for another I highly doubt they can go over 200MPH.
 
Well I want to see what the guy wants and how good the Grand National is before I buy it.

No HONDAS. An Integra is a honda well Acura but still a honda at heart.
 
Originally posted by Warped_Devotion
Man streetracer, that really sucks. I would gone Kung-Fu style on his a$$ and his girlfriends too.

Buy a new 2003 Integra Type-R. There not governed, and they can outrun any police car; even the new Camaro police cars. The thing hit's well over 200MPH.

What are you smoking? A 4 Cyl ITR hitting 200 stock? PFFT!
 
Imagine how much strain on that little four banger.

But maybe he ment kilometers?
 
tell me about it I have no car to drive and I've got a date tommarow night with this really hot girl and I have no way to pick her up. Oh well i guess she could drive.

Also I still hurt. My fingers feel worse and my shoulder was feeling better but I tried to play hockey today to get my musles lose and to get outta the house. But I just hurt now from it all though i made me feel good for a while cause I was being active.
 
I didn't mention it earlier, but I feel for you - nothing worse than when you get hit because of someone's moronic inattention.

How badly busted are your fingers?

It's a good idea to do some physical activity (gently though!), as you're probably in a mild state of shock.
 
I just need to get outta the house. I'm so bored. I can't even play my bass.

My fingers aren't to badly broke. One I think isn't broke cause i can barely move it.

when I play hockey I'm the goile. Well that wasn't the best postion. but i taped up the metal thing around my finger and manged to get my hand in a slightly modded blocker. Then we played.

I don't know if I'm in shock. I'm pretty pissed off though.
 
If I would have been you, I would have decked that punk that said "took you out of your misery". He wouldve been out, broke fingers and all.
Im truly sorry to hear that man. Youve put in all that time and effort in your ride and then, bam, its over.
On the Hondas being cursed, my Honda Civic was the most reliable car Ive ever owned and only once broke down on me.
Its been crashed and fixed, dented and fixed and still kept on running, all the way to 285,000 miles on the orininal engine and only one clutch change. Now, hows that for a curse. :eek: :eek: :lol: :D
Here is some eye candy for you Street Racer 780.
This could be YOURS.
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Enjoy the Grand National. This one is from a friend and is running low 12's and soon to be 11's once he gets the turbo dialed in.
Good luck Streetracer780 and the best wishes to you in your future purchase.
Misnblu
 
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