Is this your fault? Be honest.

[Crayola]

Originally posted by milefile
"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
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This makes perfect sense. It's over night, idiot.

 

[millencolin]

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[hondaracer88]

They sell this vanilla flavored milk at my school and the label warns you: "Do not Microwave"

 

[Crayola]

That's probablly because it makes the milk curdle due to some ingredient in the milk.

 

[PoeticSoul952]

any of you guys ever heard of a comedian named Bill engval (i think thats how you spell his last name), but he talks about how stupid people should wear signs, and lists reasons along the same lines as in the first post.

 

[Powripper]

Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

with some of the drivers out there, this warning should be on all cars!!