It was ten years ago today...

[axletramp]

OMGWTFnoob.

Also,

Thanks - your 10 year GTP-day is up soon as well. Were you on GTF as well?

 

[Crumpet]

Wow, had no idea you were that old!

10 years, massive milestone!

 

[W3H5]

Old enough to be your dad, Jai!

Jesus, old enough to be mine, barely!

 

[Solo]

Woah 10 years is quite the milestone! Makes a change from the normal x number of posts hurray thread 10 years time I will be 27 and maybe we will all be playing GT6

 

[axletramp]

Wow, had no idea you were that old!

10 years, massive milestone!

Old enough to be your dad, Jai!

Jesus, old enough to be mine, barely!

Pipe down you two or I'll bang your heads together!

 

[W3H5]

Well....I'm only telling the truth. My father is only Jan 1st monkey year.

Any how. I decided that getting drunk and continuing to post here will see me getting in trouble with my yet untarnished infraction sheet.

After this beer I'm hitting the pub and making some noise because I'm starved for attention today. Even my assistants (pretty ones in the pics thread) are partied out for the night.

 

[Aldo]

Pipe down you two or I'll bang your heads together!

Do you do this to your own kids?
*Reaches for the phone book to find the social services number*...

 

[W3H5]

At least the developed world has social services.

Some of my students in the past have come to school with bruises and sore backsides and when I ask why they don't even lie because there is nothing anyone can do.

"Dad clumped me for smoking his fags."

 

[Aldo]

sore backsides

"Dad clumped me for smoking his fags."

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[W3H5]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Did I miss something there? I thought only 'Mericans would find that funny about the fag thing.

But yeah, some of my students are hit by their parents. Wish I had the same rights, little gits.

 

[Solo]

How did this manage to turn into your regular infield thread Sounds like you really don't like those students then

 

[axletramp]

How did this thread get on to child beating?

Anyway, happy 6,000th post Shem!

 

[Solo]

Its no longer Shem He's too used to typing it in when drunk so's changed it to W3HS now But yeah congrats

 

[W3H5]

I've just been notified of my 6k post. Didn't notice if I'm to be at all honest.

My students are actually little darlings apart from about 6 out of 300. Those ones I'd like to get in a ring with some boxing gloves and show them what for, but they're older than most, around 14.

The name change was for the upside-downers [Kiwis / Auzzies]

Sad fact is, I've run out of beer which means socialising with bartenders for more. I'm also going to be away from the computer so no stupid posts from me for a few hours. Sorry.

Ozzy Ozbourne does rock though. He's "Rock 'n' Roll Rebel"-ing in my living room.

Not in real life. On the PC.

 

[Skython]

Its no longer Shem He's too used to typing it in when drunk so's changed it to W3HS now But yeah congrats

Incorrect! He was helping people like me! I couldn't read it, so he flipped it upside down so us in the Southern Hemisphere could read it. DO YOU KNOW WHY!!? (Puts on trying to brave to not cry face, and voice shakes on the third word) Because we're freaking great!! That's why!!! Or it was settled with some minor money problems.

 

[axletramp]

Look it's late, we've all had a few drinks...

 

[Solo]

I stand corrected then

 

[TB]

*insert generic congratulations on (choose as many as apply: post whoring, duration of membership, other achievement (specify)), (insert name here)! (event appropriate smiley)*

Second marriage though. I was first married at 26 - don't do it kids, too young!

I got married when I was 21. We just had our 13th anniversary on Monday.

 

[mattythedog]

10 years! I've only been alive 4 years longer than your membership here! Congrats anyway!

 

[Skython]

10 years! I've only been alive 4 years longer than your membership here! Congrats anyway!

What, is there something wrong with you? Are you only... Oh, 10, not 1. Nevermind.

 

[axletramp]

*insert generic congratulations on (choose as many as apply: post whoring, duration of membership, other achievement (specify)), (insert name here)! (event appropriate smiley)*

Thanks for the generic response. 👍 I've copied that to a text file for future reference, might save some time.

I got married when I was 21. We just had our 13th anniversary on Monday.

That's cool - better luck than me then. But then again, I wouldn't be as happy as I am now if the first one hadn't gone mammaries up!

 

[TankAss95]

10 years is a long time...
👍

 

[axletramp]

...shorter than you might think.

 

[Aldo]

1/6th of your life isn't much. Sorry...

Just realised I've been here a little over 4 years. Doesn't feel like that long!

 

[Lizard]

Since you bribed me.

Congratulations

 

[axletramp]

Really? I thought you joined much more recently. When did you go premo?

 

[TankAss95]

...shorter than you might think.

You must have obtained a degree of wisdom with your lengthy stay on GT Planet.

 

[Aldo]

Really? I thought you joined much more recently. When did you go premo?

I first went premo in August 2010. 👍

 

[W3H5]

Incorrect! He was helping people like me!.DO YOU KNOW WHY!!?

Quite. Man after my own heart, there.

*insert generic congratulations on (choose as many as apply: post whoring, duration of membership, other achievement (specify)), (insert name here)! (event appropriate smiley)*

I got married when I was 21. We just had our 13th anniversary on Monday.

1. you made that statement yourself!
2. It was AT's fault, how many times do I have to clarify this!

...shorter than you might think.

Isn't that what she said?


*Insert hysteric laughter here*

 

[axletramp]

^ Whoa on all the above! Firstly who's 'she'? It's the missus that keeps me young you know!
*twirls imaginary mustache*

Secondly, I don't recall inventing (eventing?) the whole made up smilie thing?

*completeandutterlies*

Since you bribed me.

Congratulations

Excellent, it worked! Thanks. 👍