Jervy? I'm callin' you out, Bo'

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PS2/GT2. You pick the car (any FF), the track (any road course; any monkey can hold down a gas pedal), and the rules. Let's see what you got. I think I can drive a FF at least as well as you can! :fdevil:
-John
P.S. for the sake of fairness, I'd suggest disallowing tuning. :fdevil:
 
💡 I just figured out why Jervy always has a yellow racing stripe down the middle of his car, It's to match the one down his back.:lol:
Jervy like the Kid said name the track, the car, and the mods. This way you have no excuses when we equal or better your time.

PS Don't allow tuning because if you do you will have no chance in running with the Toone[R] boys.:Poke:
 
:rolleyes: Give me SOME credit! I know you two are tuning gawds, so I wouldn't dream of letting y'all get an advantage over me. Of course, considering what happened LAST time you called someone out, I ain't skeered. :Poke:


I'm currently moving, it MAY have to wait 'til 2002, but rest assured, I will NOT run from this challenge. Time will tell whether I actually got the stones to BEAT you, but I got way too much brass to run from you.
 
We can wait, but like Kid said we really miss the competition. BTW Jervy good luck moving! Also to set the record straight Kid is the tuning god, I just drive the things like a nut.
 
Laugh now Alt cause next time your going to have to deal with a 23 year old car tha cost alot less then yours! :fdevil:
 
Originally posted by jervinator
:rolleyes: Give me SOME credit! I know you two are tuning gawds, so I wouldn't dream of letting y'all get an advantage over me. Of course, considering what happened LAST time you called someone out, I ain't skeered. :Poke:

I have no idea to what this refers to, but its funny all the same. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :burnout: :burnout: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by 426 HEMI
Originally posted by jervinator
:rolleyes: Give me SOME credit! I know you two are tuning gawds, so I wouldn't dream of letting y'all get an advantage over me. Of course, considering what happened LAST time you called someone out, I ain't skeered. :Poke:

I have no idea to what this refers to, but its funny all the same. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :burnout: :burnout: :lol: :lol:

VetteEMT challenged my WRX to a AutoX race at a local town. He brought his Crown Vic PI (which gets screwed in the SCCA, but that's a different story). He thought he would beat me. He didnt'.

In fact, he got his ass handed to him by a guy who's never raced before. :) Of course, when his car weighs about 1400 lbs more and has the same amount of horsepower, there's not a whole lot you can do.
 
Altf8 Blue Subaru WRX 84.748 79.678 76.853 AVG. time 80.426

VetteEMT White Ford Crown Vic PI 81.502 80.196 80.638 AVG. time 80.779

Humm .353 seconds avg. difference and olny 1.06 sec. behind after 3 laps in a car that weights 1400 lbs. more and has 15 less hp. I would not call that a butt handing, but a wake up call to you ALT that it’s the tall skinny pedal!!!!:burnout:

Also to set the story stright I brought the Vic so Alt would have a chance because he was not going to hang with the Vette.
"Out of the kindness of his heart, and his desire to ensure a fair fight, he will leave his real car at home, and bring the family grocery-getter ":P
 
It's startin' to get a little rough in here....
Before this whole thing degenerates into a bar brawl, are any of you guys interested in running in this race? :eek:
 
Of course of Alt we could look at it this way, at least we had the brass to run not to mention any names cough! cough! kid cough! cough! :D
 
Better get that Vette in top form if you wish to keep up with me, O pokey one. :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA
While we're waiting for Jervy to get his s**t packed (pun DEFINITELY intended), let's run a gt2 race.
Here's what I'm thinkin':
Cop car challenge
Grab a Plymouth (any one of 'em). Anything goes for hop ups except for tires, which must remain stock.
The object is to delay the opponent cars as long as possible. Slowest E.T. wins.
The race will be run at Seattle long, high tire wear, damage on, 10 laps arcade mode.
Times are due by Friday night at midnight.
Any takers?
 
Kid I would like to, but I am working 10 hour days this week so no dice for me. Sorry for the jab Bro I could not resist. After all, all my first place trophies for racing that I have you have had a hand in helping winning! ;)
 
Slowest finish for which car? If you are talking about my car...then I'll just take a time of 2 days. :)
 
Oh, and can one of you SCCA regulars explain a few things?

First, what is the PAX time?

Second, how does one move from novice to one of the full classes?
 
Just for giggles, I wanna run it like this;

Car - Mercedes A160 Avantgarde

Mods - Weight reduction 1, Simulation tires (real drivers don't need traction :P )

Track - Deep Forest

Of course, if you can't handle the tedium of driving a slippery, underpowered FF car on a twisty road in the woods, then you'd hate to be me; I do it every ^&#@ing day!!!!

As for the deadline.... let's go for Jan 7, 2002. I oughta be able to pencil y'all in for a wuppin' before then.
 
Vette: No insult taken, bud.
Alt: The time is that of the first opponent car to cross the line. Pax time is your time on the course modified by a time bonus for your class. It is used for national points. You leave novice class whenever you feel you're ready. It just puts you in direct competition with any other novices. Last race I attended at kirkwood, the wife ran in "E-street prepared novice ladies, street tires". Not much competition there :)
Jervy: Yer gonna get smoked. :D
 
The bad news:
I'm already running 1:44.610 @ 98.66.
The worse news:
I forgot my weight reduction!
hehehe......
Good luck, snail-boy! :fdevil:
 
well i can't run... i would have whipped you two good, but i'm all the way in Trinidad :(... HEY!! let's have a time trial here! We all pick the same car, the same course... and post our times, the car will be fully modified and you can adjust your own setup.

Let's do it! start suggesting... i say Audi TT Lm Edition on Midfield Raceway.
 
denith after we get done with this spot race that sounds like a plan. For a car tho how about the 82 Corvette, z-28 or SS Camaro, Rally version WRX, or the Opel Tirga Ice Racer? At Midfield Raceway all mods go! What do you guys think?

For the current spot race damn!! is this car slow half the battle with this car is to figure out how to get around the corners with out slowing down. Rumble stripes are good!!!
 
I'll go for the Opel Tirga Ice Race Car!:burnout:I love that car, as a junior member i have to respect of my superiors :lol: when that spot race thing is done... i figure we start a thread about it! Too bad I only got GT2 & GT1
 
I'm in, but first we've got a coupla spot races to finish. Feel free to join in if you'd like.
We're currently running a Mercedes a160 avantgard at Deep Forest using sim tires and a stage 1 weight reduction.
Since it's on GT2, you're welcome to try to keep up with us :D
-John
P.S. Tigra Ice Race Car ? Where's the challenge in that? That car darn near drives itself!
P.P.S. Welcome aboard.
 
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