Another joke I came across in a website:
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.
When he arrives at the pearly gates, St Peter tells Mr Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”
Ford thinks about it, then replies with, “I want to hang out with Adam, the first man.”
St Peter shows him the way to reach Adam. Once Ford finds Adam, he asks the latter, “Hey aren’t you the inventor of woman?"
Adam replies, "Yes, more or less."
"Well, in that case," says Ford. “You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1) There is too much front end protrusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.”
“Hmmmmm..” says Adam, “hold on”.
So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.
He then says to Ford, “It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.”
