It actually beat my expectations by a whole 10 horsepower. I was expecting the first run to be a waste due to carbon buildup after idling for so long, or that it would be tricky to get clean runs because of the cooling fan kicking on and sapping power, but these were non-issues, obviously. The thing was surprisingly consistent - beyond that, the fact that it continued to gain power even though these runs were in quick succession and the cooling fan was a tiny little thing.
Factory crank power was 160 @ 7500 and torque was 140 @ 4500. On the power side, this chart shows a loss of only 13.x percent, which is probably unrealistic. Compensating for a 15% loss, the engine is making 164 horses. At a 20% loss, which is probably a realistic number considering the car's age, it's making 175 horses. Honestly, that sounds about right. According to Racing Beat, their test pipe/presilencer pipe on an S4 FC (146hp) gains an impressive 18 horses. My exhaust, a poorly bent and small diameter straight pipe with fart can, apparently gained 15 horses on the already-more-powerful S5 engine. I'd call that progress, especially since this crappy pipe only cost me $80! Still though, I plan to upgrade to Racing Beat and Buddy Club exhaust pieces (for quite a bit of money), mostly to have legit not-crappy parts, and also to see if they actually give any improvement.
EDIT: Triple post ftw.