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America has two choices: diplomacy or the bomb.
As you can pretty much rule out the yanks being successful at diplomacy, its looks like the only valid option is to just nuke the entire middle east. Its the only choice, considering the US's record at international relations. Then just build a big terror-themed amusement attraction there (team america "goodies and baddies" style) and employ the locals to serve up the McDonalds.
Then there will be freedom and happy days forever. At least until the oil runs out.
Caveat for reading above post: before anyone riles against me with a pitchfork waving patriotic crusade, please engage your humour chips, with sarcasm detectors firmly in place.
As you can pretty much rule out the yanks being successful at diplomacy, its looks like the only valid option is to just nuke the entire middle east. Its the only choice, considering the US's record at international relations. Then just build a big terror-themed amusement attraction there (team america "goodies and baddies" style) and employ the locals to serve up the McDonalds.
Then there will be freedom and happy days forever. At least until the oil runs out.
Caveat for reading above post: before anyone riles against me with a pitchfork waving patriotic crusade, please engage your humour chips, with sarcasm detectors firmly in place.