?OoSe made me do it!

[Dizzyg_1]

Hi I'm Dizzy (that's the name not a condition).

I'm 27 from California and recently met ?OoSe and all he ever talks about it GTP. And well the other night dragged me here had me sign up too.
Not good at self intros so if you wanna know anything just ask, despite what I'm sure ?OoSe will say I'm pretty nice.

 

[guska]

Bah! You dragged me along to CF, so I thought it only fair!

I just got the usual to say...

Follow the AUP

and

Watch out for Famine

Welcome

 

[a6m5]

?OoSe and all he ever talks about it GTP.

It has that effect on people, myself included. Unfortunately, people I play GT with are not too interested in internet(I kid you not, one of them doesn't even have a email address!). So naturally, everytime I talk about GTP, they call me names that are along lines of internet geek.

Oh, yeah. Welcome to gtplanet, Dizzy. I hope you enjoy your stay!

P.S. Dang. Donuts. You just made me hungry!

 

[G.T]

Welcome to GTP!

Goose pretty much has gone through all you need to know. Stickied Read This! threads can be useful, too. And this isn't just a GT-related forum, so you talk about almost anything you want here.

By the way, he didn't happen to mention me to you, did he?

 

[guska]

The only people I mentioned to her were Extreme Hunger Epidemic, MdnIte (via SL), and Wall (also via SL).

 

[Gen.]

Welcome to the GTP forums Dizzy.

We've never met. Seriously.

 

[Dizzyg_1]

Thanks for the welcome guys

 

[Scaff]

Morning (well it is for me) and welcome to GT Planet.

We are a friendly bunch (even Famine - he's just misunderstood), enjoy yourself and if unsure just ask.

Regards

Scaff

 

[Dave A]

Welcome to GTP Dizzy 👍 enjoy the site.

And Famine is missunderstood, he's only dangerous at night.


The eyes, the eyes.

 

[daan]

Welcome, and Famine is literally, Miss Understood. He's got the outfit and everything.

 

[guska]

So that would make him/her/it Famine then?

 

[Danny]

Welcome to the madhouse.

 

[Keef]

Yeah, Miss Understood. That's his lesbian hockey showname. The NLHL is kind of like the XFL, but weirder and British.

Anyway, welcome to the best forum and group of people on the internet! I'm sure you'll have a good time.

 

[F1GTR]

So that would make him/her/it Famine then?

I agree, he is abit Famanine.

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

So did you lose some kind of weird bet or something? Its just weird to know that Goose has friends outside of GTP that are legit. Seriously though, is he paying you to do this?

J/K Goose and welcome to GTP Dizzy

 

[Famine]

Must... scare... newbie...

 

[DuckRacer]

Must... scare... newbie...

Uh oh, he's here. You better run for your life, Dizzy, before he uses you as a chew toy.

 

[Dave A]

It's alright, it's not dark here yet, Famine hasn't metomorphosised.

 

[Danny]

All things considered, Famine really isn't scary at all.

 

[DuckRacer]

It's alright, it's not dark here yet, Famine hasn't metomorphosised.

But he will. And that's the scary part.

 

[Dave A]

Exactley.

All things considered, Famine really isn't scary at all.

No, not until after his metomorposis.

 

[TB]

It's alright, it's not dark here yet, Famine hasn't metomorphosised.

The before and after aren't so bad - it's the 3 minutes in the middle during "The Change" where he is the most dangerous.

Welcome to GTP, Dizzy. Enjoy your stay.

 

[Dave A]

Well yeah but that's only because by the time the change starts he's so ravenous he hunts and devours his prey super quick, so quick he's mutilated, and killed his catch before the metomorphasis has finished. After that he sleeps, upside down with his eyes open, so any unwary passers by might stare into them.

Enjoy your stay Dizzy.

 

[TopHat]

Welcome to GTP Dizzy!

The one thing you have to do to survive is not post like me,
and give Famine a Baby Ruth every day at 3pm.

 

[Evolution.]

Why is it every "I'm new" topic turns into a spamfest about Famine?

The joke is old now guys. Very old.

Oh, and welcome.

 

[Dave A]

It's older than your membership.

 

[Evolution.]

Exactly my point.

 

[Dave A]

And you missed mine.

 

[DuckRacer]

Why is it every "I'm new" topic turns into a spamfest about Famine?

The joke is old now guys. Very old.

Oh, and welcome.

Shut up. Remember those 5 Commandments in the Premium forum? I'll add a sixth one, "Thou shalt not diss Famine or thy jokes about him." Because if you disobey that commandment, like you did now, I will use my secret mod powers to ban you for a month. No wait, permanently.

The point is, this crap is real. And you don't get anything about this "joke" about Famine.

And you missed mine.

So true...

 

[TopHat]

When does is stop, do they just like close the I'M NEW HERE threads after a while, to lower bandwith?