Partner's Hair?

  • Thread starter sicbeing
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What color hair to you want on your loved one?

  • Black

    Votes: 8 16.3%
  • Blonde

    Votes: 10 20.4%
  • Brown

    Votes: 23 46.9%
  • Red

    Votes: 6 12.2%
  • Orange

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • White / Grey

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Died (specifiy)

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Total voters
    49
You forgot one...


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boombexus
Mmmmmmmmm, brunettes.

Long hair is a must too. And women should only have hair on their heads. ;)
Defiantely have to agree there. . . But hair dyed Purple with a small white strip in the front just barely coming down the side of her face is good too : )
 
boombexus
Long hair is a must too. And women should only have hair on their heads. ;)

I worship at the Church of Boom, in front of the Haven of Shaven.


I wouldn't like to wake up next to a woman whose hair had died in the night though. I suspect you need a "Y" in there...
 
boombexus
And women should only have hair on their heads.
:yuck:
You and Famine can't be my friends any more. You won't toss anybody's salad, but you want your partner to look like she's 10?
:scared:
Shaved women are like a birthday present with no wrapping paper. It's no fun when somebody just hands it to you without the pretty decorations.
:indiff:
And that's about as graphic as I think this thread should get...
 
Duke
:yuck:
You and Famine can't be my friends any more. You won't toss anybody's salad, but you want your partner to look like she's 10?
:scared:
Shaved women are like a birthday present with no wrapping paper. It's no fun when someody just hands it to you without the pretty decorations.
:indiff:
And that's about as graphic as I think this thread should get...

:lol: :lol:

I actually just prefer it to be "scruffy", not hairly, but not bald.

👍

-edit-

wow we derailed this real quick. :dunce:
 
So who is going to step over the grey line here? ? ?

I would laugh my arse off if it was Duke : )
 
Duke
:yuck:
You and Famine can't be my friends any more. You won't toss anybody's salad, but you want your partner to look like she's 10?
:scared:
Shaved women are like a birthday present with no wrapping paper. It's no fun when somebody just hands it to you without the pretty decorations.
:indiff:
And that's about as graphic as I think this thread should get...

I floss with floss, dude. I don't need additional help.


I was wondering about this the other day though. Why is one of the most common male fantasies a shaven 5'2" bird in a school uniform (at least according to most of the internet and the greatest proportion of the local adult TV channels) - preferably with a friend?
 
Famine
I floss with floss, dude. I don't need additional help.


I was wondering about this the other day though. Why is one of the most common male fantasies a shaven 5'2" bird in a school uniform (at least according to most of the internet and the greatest proportion of the local adult TV channels) - preferably with a friend?

Thats not what mine is *cracks whip* i like my women old and dirty, like an old motorcycle lady with leather and chains and black lipstip!..

jk.

I dunno, if a girl looks good, its all the same to me.
 
Famine
I floss with floss, dude. I don't need additional help.


I was wondering about this the other day though. Why is one of the most common male fantasies a shaven 5'2" bird in a school uniform (at least according to most of the internet and the greatest proportion of the local adult TV channels) - preferably with a friend?
Maybe it is the fact that you are deburring someone that is innocent and making them dirty. . . with a friend? Preferably I would enjoy a racecar chick or a hot librarian : )
 
Brown.

And as some other mentioned, unhaired on the rest of the body.

For the sake of gender equality I do the chicken drumstick style myself.
 
Well my girlfriend (soon to be fiancee...she doesn't know yet) has dark brown hair with some blonde mixed in and what not. She's hispanic so of course dark hair, but she dyes it so much. I think she spends more on her hair then I do on my truck :lol:.

By the way I agree with Duke, you don't want her to look like she's 10 but on the same side I don't want a tarzan women next to me.
 
Like Enya or whatever her name is...that Irish chick? I'm going to have to say no on bald chicks...however I can tolerate short hair ala Hallie Berrie
 
Duke
:yuck:
You and Famine can't be my friends any more. You won't toss anybody's salad, but you want your partner to look like she's 10?
:scared:
Shaved women are like a birthday present with no wrapping paper. It's no fun when somebody just hands it to you without the pretty decorations.
:indiff:
And that's about as graphic as I think this thread should get...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Famine, one thing that we need to keep in mind here is that Duke was in his hay-day back in the 70's. Back then, all women had a jungle down there. A Brazilian Wax was never even heard of. (Mmmmmmmm, Brazilian Waxs!!!)
Besides, she doesn't look like she's 10. You've seen the pics, she just turned 19. :sly:
Obviously you don't mind hairs on your glazed donut ;) as Famine said, I floss with floss.

For the sake of gender equality I do the chicken drumstick style myself.

Me too. Aint nothin like havin your partner...well, that may be too much information. ;)

...I would enjoy a racecar chick...

Danica Patrick?
 
Duke
:yuck:
You and Famine can't be my friends any more. You won't toss anybody's salad, but you want your partner to look like she's 10?
:scared:
Shaved women are like a birthday present with no wrapping paper. It's no fun when somebody just hands it to you without the pretty decorations.
:indiff:
And that's about as graphic as I think this thread should get...

Women shouldn't have a pelvis afro either, that'd be like you're kissing ZZ Top.
 

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