Partner's Hair?

[miata13B]

That wouldn't be safe, you would hit a bump and the condom would break making little miata13b's.

I don't know which is worse. . . hitting the bump or a little miata13b rugrat? ? ?

 

[standard235]

I always have had a thing for redheads. And that's the only hair she should have is that on her head. Don't ask how I have a preference either.

 

[miata13B]

A bloody Tampax does not cut it huh?

I mean come on this doesn't do it for you with the forementioned?

 

[Hyperglide]

You and Famine can't be my friends any more. You won't toss anybody's salad, but you want your partner to look like she's 10?

Shaved women are like a birthday present with no wrapping paper. It's no fun when somebody just hands it to you without the pretty decorations.

And that's about as graphic as I think this thread should get...

I keep my tongue in my mouth if I can't see down south...

You guys are insane. Redheads are spectacular.

Quoted in total unequivical agreement!!

Does that apply to legs or armpits?

Don't forget about those sexy masculine moustaches!! Gotta keep it REALL!!

As for my current wifey she's brunette and i'm proud of it. She used to have blonde hair dyed with dark roots I hated it. She's got gorgeous hair now. She's even estrogenized me. I actually play with her hair (on her head, gotta remember to stay specific here)! ICK (hey whatever preheats the oven)!

 

[HondaRacer]

First of all, I'm impressed. This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read on ANY forum.

To answer the question, I prefer girls with dark, straight hair. 👍

 

[miata13B]

First of all, I'm impressed. This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read on ANY forum.

Man, too bad you didn't sign up here a couple of years ago. . . You missed some damn funny arse threads then : )

 

[HondaRacer]

Man, too bad you didn't sign up here a couple of years ago. . . You missed some damn funny arse threads then : )

Haha, can you link me? I'd like to see those.

 

[standard235]

Deleted muh man.

 

[Jordan]

I'm partial to blondes, but I've liked just as many girls with brown or brunette. Like my man, boom, I've also got to give two thumbs way up for the Brazilian!

 

[911_Carrera]

Like my man, boom, I've also got to give two thumbs way up for the Brazilian!

If there wasn't a "for" there I would say that sort of talk wasn't allowed here.

 

[TheCracker]

Since we are talking about womens hair - it would be safe to say that one day she'd be blonde and the next brunette men have little say in the matter - its their perogative to change their hair colour more oftern than you change your socks.

 

[F1GTR]

This thread is so damn funny

 

[Anderton Prime]

Mmmmmmmmm, brunettes.

Long hair is a must too. And women should only have hair on their heads.

That's pretty sexist of you. Unfortunately, you don't get to dictate what women do with their bodies. Hopefully there aren't many women out there who have such criteria lists regarding men...

Single White Female looking for love in a SWM. Must:

- have six-pack abs
- have no hair on back, arms, knuckles, toes, feet, legs, or scrotum
- have at least a 7-8" penis
- drive a $50,000+ car


Also, where's the option for IT DOESN'T FRIGGING MATTER WHAT COLOUR A PERSON'S HAIR IS IF YOU LOVE THEM?!

 

[ledhed]

This thread is anti PC so go away.

 

[Famine]

Hopefully there aren't many women out there who have such criteria lists regarding men...

There are.

And women go one better - if they can't get what they want in a man, they get what they can get and change them.

 

[Duke]

That's pretty sexist of you. Unfortunately, you don't get to dictate what women do with their bodies.

Dear Bob. Who murdered your sense of humor?

 

[boombexus]

Dear Bob. Who murdered your sense of humor?

No doubt! WTH?

Whoever killed his sense of humor, was probably a woman.

Unfortunately, you don't get to dictate what women do with their bodies.

It's a shame isn't it?


Single White Female looking for love in a SWM. Must:

- have six-pack abs. CHECK!
- have no hair on back, arms, knuckles, toes, feet, legs, or scrotum. CHECK!
- have at least a 7-8" penis. CHECK!
- drive a $50,000+ car. - Hmmmm, I have a $30,000 car, that means that my penis must be larger than 8"

Ok ladies, where ya at?

 

[Danoff]

The other great thing about blondes is that you can't see their arm or leg hair. Dark arm and leg hair on girls is nasty, even if it's just the hint of stubble.

True Blondes > Brunettes > Redheads

By the way Famine, I used to be a redhead nut. I dated a girl with red hair and thought it was the best thing ever, so I know where you're coming from. I didn't think blondes were anything special until I started dating one and realized all the advantages.

Also,

Blue Eyes > Green Eyes > Brown Eyes

Hopefully there aren't many women out there who have such criteria lists regarding men...

Tall dark and handsome.

 

[boombexus]

The other great thing about blondes is that you can't see their arm or leg hair. Dark arm and leg hair on girls is nasty, even if it's just the hint of stubble.

True Blondes > Brunettes > Redheads

By the way Famine, I used to be a redhead nut. I dated a girl with red hair and thought it was the best thing ever, so I know where you're coming from. I didn't think blondes were anything special until I started dating one and realized all the advantages.

Also,

Blue Eyes > Green Eyes > Brown Eyes

That's pretty sexist of you.

–Anderton Prime

 

[35mm]

The other great thing about blondes is that you can't see their arm or leg hair. Dark arm and leg hair on girls is nasty, even if it's just the hint of stubble.

Even though I'm not all that for blondes, that's true. 👍

 

[Danoff]

Even though I'm not all that for blondes, that's true.

Of course But what are women supposed to do? Shave their arms? That sucks! That's why blondes have such an advantage. They typically have super-light colored arm hair that can't even really see.

On a side note, hair color is really an interesting issue. The color of hair on the head is not the same as arm hair color which is in turn not the same as... well... um.... eyebrow hair color. Why is that? And how does some hair know not to grow as long as others?

For example, my eyebrows don't grow super long but my beard will grow very long if I let it. Hair is strange. Famine? It's biological, do you have any scientific understanding of hair growth you can share?

 

[Famine]

Certain bodily hairs are "programmed" to shut off, or at least slow down, at a certain length. A survival advantage can be had by having half-inch arm hairs (keeps you warm when it's cold) but there's no significant survival advantage - compared to the energy required to grow it - to 5 inch long arm hair.

I've never, to my knowledge, shaved my armpits. If they grew at the same rate as my face hair I'd be tripping over it...

However, the one biological mystery surrounding hair - one which laughs in the face of Darwinism - is butt hair. Just... why?

 

[VIPFREAK]

To keep dat ass warm?

 

[Danoff]

Certain bodily hairs are "programmed" to shut off, or at least slow down, at a certain length. A survival advantage can be had by having half-inch arm hairs (keeps you warm when it's cold) but there's no significant survival advantage - compared to the energy required to grow it - to 5 inch long arm hair.

I've never, to my knowledge, shaved my armpits. If they grew at the same rate as my face hair I'd be tripping over it...

However, the one biological mystery surrounding hair - one which laughs in the face of Darwinism - is butt hair. Just... why?

Our bodies are just hairy... but I don't know why the butt is important to keep warm. However, the blonde hair comes in handy for all body hair on women - butt included.

How does the "programmed" hair know how long it is??

 

[Anderton Prime]

There are.

And women go one better - if they can't get what they want in a man, they get what they can get and change them.

Well then the real challenge is to find one who doesn't do either of those things. Guess I got lucky. Hooked me a babe who cares about what matters more than what doesn't matter. Looks can only take you so far with a mate; after a few years, you need way more than a hot hair or eye color to keep your relationship. Unless you're not interested in that, then go ahead and frolick in your steaming pool of machismo.

And for the record, no one killed my sense of humour; I'm allowed to get pissed off at something someone posted just like the rest of you. If this thread is supposed to be funny, then I've learned something about everyone in here. This is the kind of thing horny highschool jocks talk about in the locker room. If you fall under this category, then I guess you're entitled to talk about it, since you obviously know **** all about women. Those of you who are older and supposedly more mature should be ashamed of yourselves.

You people honestly judge women by the color of their hair, the color of their eyes, and whether or not they have hair on their arms?! You'd actually judge a woman based on how she maintains her pubic hair?

On second thought, there is something to laugh at in this thread. YOU GUYS.

 

[Danoff]

You people honestly judge women by the color of their hair, the color of their eyes, and whether or not they have hair on their arms?!

She obviously is a bad person if she has hair on her arms or anything but blonde hair. I personally don't hang out with brunettes (oh wait, I'm a brunette). I find that I can tell everything I need to know about a person's personality by the color of their hair. You, for example, must have green hair.

If this thread is supposed to be funny, then I've learned something about everyone in here. This is the kind of thing horny highschool jocks talk about in the locker room.

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?

That would be a naked blonde doing a cartwheel.

 

[Famine]

Well then the real challenge is to find one who doesn't do either of those things. Guess I got lucky.

Women do it without men knowing about it...

Hooked me a babe ... Looks can only take you so far with a mate; after a few years,

Hmm.

 

[Anderton Prime]

Yes, yes, what is it you're getting at Famine? I never said you shouldn't consider looks when selecting a mate; in fact, I believe that's evolutionarily impossible. What I said is it's moronic to classify and make judgments on women based on an arbitrary characteristic such as hair color. A man may prefer blondes, but to rule out the possibility of falling in love with a brunette simply because she doesn't have the right color hair is so stupid it's beyond explanation.

 

[TheCracker]

I think most of the unattached blokes around here would jump at the chance to date any women - what ever the colour of her hair - as long as she had a pulse.

 

[Famine]

Given ///M-Spec's activities last month, I suspect a pulse is also optional.

AP - FUN thread. Not life-or-death serious. Lord knows we need a bit of comedy in here. Besides, women AREN'T excluded from voting in this. It says "Partner's Hair", not "Women's Hair", although the poll does use the feminine of each hair colour.