Pick up lines
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Cap'n Jack
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- GoldMineGutted
Oh man, if only I remembered the ones that Quagmire said on one of the episodes of Family Guy I was watching last night, hilarious.
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- Spyder_XIV
Chloroform oen made my day. As for me, I just do the following:
1) Go up to girl in a slower than casual way with a nice grin/smile
2) Stand by her for a sec and let some tension build up
3) Then, look at her in the eyes and say "You're beautiful" with your most romantic voice
4) Let the night take it away!!
1) Go up to girl in a slower than casual way with a nice grin/smile
2) Stand by her for a sec and let some tension build up
3) Then, look at her in the eyes and say "You're beautiful" with your most romantic voice
4) Let the night take it away!!
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All I do is play Gran Turismo 4, do you wanna play with me now? I have a special joystick for you. Hey, at least I'm being honest.
McLaren
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I like some of the one dat phan made fun of.
"I only have eyes for you."
"You're father...Does he steal things? Because I want to know who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes."
And the one off Family Guy.
"Do you rent or own?" "Own what?" "Those wings, you angel."
I actually used that one.
"I only have eyes for you."
"You're father...Does he steal things? Because I want to know who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes."
And the one off Family Guy.
"Do you rent or own?" "Own what?" "Those wings, you angel."
I actually used that one.
MagpieRacer
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il tell you one that i have used and it worked.
Hey, i thought id come and tell you its a great view from over there, so i thought i would come up close and meet the artist..
Hey, i thought id come and tell you its a great view from over there, so i thought i would come up close and meet the artist..
VIPFREAK
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A collection I like from linesthataregood.com
Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
"Excuse me, but you dropped something back there"
Woman: "What's that?"
You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart so I could ride you all day for a quarter.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job. (No ) Wanna do lunch?
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Have you got a little (Italian, German, Swedish, Mexican) in you? Do you want some?
Do you eat meat?
Is your daddy a thief? (No.) Then who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
Lets go to my place and do everything Ill tell everyone we did anyway.
Hmmm. I have the F, the C, and the K now all I need is U.
Are you looking for Mr. Right? Or Mr. Right Now?
Hi. Youll do.
Thats a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
You may not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I may not be the best-looking guy here, but Im the only one talking to you.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Just call me milk. Ill do your body good.
Brrrr! My hands are cold. Do you mind if I warm them in your heaving bosom?
Heres a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you wont be home tonight.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
The fact that Im missing my teeth just means theres more room for your tongue.
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- Spyder_XIV
*Hrmm* Seriously... the best pick-up line. "You are unbelievably beautiful." If you say it slowly and passionately, it'll be hard to walk away. Almost impossible. I've done it to my friends, and they almost melt when I say it with a serious face =Þ I'm crazy like that 
McLaren
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I'll give it a go later today.👍Spyder_V*Hrmm* Seriously... the best pick-up line. "You are unbelievably beautiful." If you say it slowly and passionately, it'll be hard to walk away. Almost impossible. I've done it to my friends, and they almost melt when I say it with a serious face =Þ I'm crazy like that
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- Crash852
Have anyone here heard of the song "Wanna Be Ur Lover" (sic) by Weird Al Yankovic. It was on his Poodle Hat album and he just stringed a bunch of pick up lines together into a song. Kind of funny and quite creative actually.
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