Pick up lines

[F1GTR]

"I'm looking for a job and I'm good with my hands,can you give me a hand job?"

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Oh man, if only I remembered the ones that Quagmire said on one of the episodes of Family Guy I was watching last night, hilarious.

 

[Spyder_V]

Chloroform oen made my day. As for me, I just do the following:

1) Go up to girl in a slower than casual way with a nice grin/smile
2) Stand by her for a sec and let some tension build up
3) Then, look at her in the eyes and say "You're beautiful" with your most romantic voice
4) Let the night take it away!!

 

[Duke]

Chloroform oen made my day. As for me, I just do the following:

1) Go up to girl in a slower than casual way with a nice grin/smile
2) Stand by her for a sec and let some tension build up
3) Then, look at her in the eyes and say "You're beautiful" with your most romantic voice
4) Let the night take it away!!

When I first read this, I thought it said shower, not slower...

 

[DQuaN]

Haha, so did I.

Best way for a slap that.

The chloroform technique would work best in the shower!

 

[smellysocks12]

All I do is play Gran Turismo 4, do you wanna play with me now? I have a special joystick for you. Hey, at least I'm being honest.

 

[LoudMusic]

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

 

[Iceman]

Hello.

 

[McLaren]

I like some of the one dat phan made fun of.

"I only have eyes for you."
"You're father...Does he steal things? Because I want to know who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes."
And the one off Family Guy.

"Do you rent or own?" "Own what?" "Those wings, you angel."
I actually used that one.

 

[MagpieRacer]

il tell you one that i have used and it worked.

Hey, i thought id come and tell you its a great view from over there, so i thought i would come up close and meet the artist..

 

[Spyder_V]

"Hey, want to go to my place, have some pizza and then ****?"
"WHAT?!?!"
"What, you don't like pizza?"

 

[Blake]

Haha, that is so cool!

Blake

 

[JuCe]

not sure if anyone has posted this before, havent read the full thread...
"do you like fishing? cause i'm a master bater"
came up with it myself. i had another one, but i cant remember it...

 

[McLaren]

Heard this one off G4 made at Kristin Holt.

"Are you a meat burgular? Cause it looks like someone stole some fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants."

Translation: No need. Its just common sense.

 

[VIPFREAK]

I think these things are a waste of time but funny...

There was this cute ass chick in my class once and she fell asleep alot. I was gonna go up to her and say...

"Hey there... you sleep a lot, is that because your dreaming of me?"​

:slap:

 

[Spyder_V]

HAha nice VIPFREAK. Nice. Kristin Holt is hot... I would've used my pizza line on her

 

[VIPFREAK]

My ****ing god some of these in here were ****ing hilarious!

A collection I like from linesthataregood.com


Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

"Excuse me, but you dropped something back there"
Woman: "What's that?"
You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."


I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart so I could ride you all day for a quarter.


If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job. (No…) Wanna do lunch?


Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.


Have you got a little (Italian, German, Swedish, Mexican) in you? Do you want some?


Do you eat meat?


Is your daddy a thief? (No.) Then who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?


Let’s go to my place and do everything I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.


Hmmm. I have the F, the C, and the K…now all I need is U.


Are you looking for Mr. Right? Or Mr. Right Now?


Hi. You’ll do.


That’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?


You may not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.


I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.


If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?


I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.


Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


Just call me milk. I’ll do your body good.


Brrrr! My hands are cold. Do you mind if I warm them in your heaving bosom?


Here’s a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you won’t be home tonight.


Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.


Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


If I pet you, would you follow me home?


The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means there’s more room for your tongue.

 

[PS]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti let's ****.

Hmmm. I have the F, the C, and the K…now all I need is U.

*ahem*
<~~~

 

[McLaren]

If you were a car, I'd drive you all night long.

 

[PS]

If you were a car, I'd drive you all night long.

Why, nobody's ever said that to me before.

 

[McLaren]

You've got to be nuts if you think I'd made that comment at you!

 

[PS]

So much for lettin' a gal down easy.

 

[McLaren]

How can I let you down easy when I'm already dating?

 

[Spyder_V]

*Hrmm* Seriously... the best pick-up line. "You are unbelievably beautiful." If you say it slowly and passionately, it'll be hard to walk away. Almost impossible. I've done it to my friends, and they almost melt when I say it with a serious face =Þ I'm crazy like that

 

[McLaren]

*Hrmm* Seriously... the best pick-up line. "You are unbelievably beautiful." If you say it slowly and passionately, it'll be hard to walk away. Almost impossible. I've done it to my friends, and they almost melt when I say it with a serious face =Þ I'm crazy like that

I'll give it a go later today.👍

 

[SS69]

if you were a buger i'd pick you first

 

[Crash]

Have anyone here heard of the song "Wanna Be Ur Lover" (sic) by Weird Al Yankovic. It was on his Poodle Hat album and he just stringed a bunch of pick up lines together into a song. Kind of funny and quite creative actually.

 

[kikie]

** Hiiiiiiiiii** (You have to say this with a very soft voice and slowly. I tried this one, one time, touching her hand very softley an she melted and couldn't resist).

mmm.......c....can.....uuh.....maybe we could......uuh, no....can I.....pfff

Still my favorite because I am sooo pathetic

 

[Omnis]

"I'm a'questin' for vagina, but all I find is NPCs. Help me."

 

[Spyder_V]

"I'm a'questin' for vagina, but all I find is NPCs. Help me."

HAhahaha something I'd probably say to one of my friends if I wanted to go out with them =Þ Oh, the RPG or our lives =Þ