Pics of yourself

[Dave A]

I meant for more free beers, the pic is fine.

 

[kennythebomb]

Is that so??

You might be surprised...

Haha!

Lee's read that and screamed with delight. How do I know? I heard it from here

I didn't know Bee is a screamer.

 

[Danny]

Very good Duncanhead.

 

[Famine]

I've just noticed, Dunc was born on the exact same day as my brother.

That's because he is your brother.

And furthermore...

[asthma attack]

I am your father

[/asthma attack]

 

[Diego440]

so you like uh... did Dunc's mum? And Dave's mum too?

 

[TB]

Artificial infamineation.

 

[Dave A]

^👍 That's a good one.

That's because he is your brother.

And furthermore...

[asthma attack]

I am your father

[/asthma attack]

I demand a DNA test.

And no, I won't join the dark side, I'm too evil for that nancy stuff.

 

[Touring Mars]

Artificial infamineation.

LOL! ...or as they say in Yorkshire, "Who's the daddy?" (no, they really do... )

 

[Omnis]

Artificial infamineation.

in vitro...

 

[kennythebomb]

Artificial infamineation.

Oh man that's good 👍

 

[TheCracker]

LOL! ...or as they say in Yorkshire, "Who's the daddy?" (no, they really do... )

Which part of Yorkshire is that then

 

[Alex.]

Can I win the hat contest, c'mon it's not everyday you see a 1:18 porsche 911 turbo on a guy's head!

and the model's life was in jeaperdy if i was to sneeze or somthing!

 

[Danny]

Hat contest is over. Omnis won.

 

[Omnis]

Life contest is over. Omnis won.

Fixed.

 

[TB]

All those in favor of Omnis being fixed, please raise your right hand.

 

[TopHat]

*Raises right hand* Aye!

 

[Omnis]

All those in favor of Omnis being fixed, please raise your right hand.

 

[Famine]

 

[Omnis]

Sorry, some of the French still hasn't come off since that beret...

 

[Bite Me]

Here is me, in some new clothes, that i bought today and yesturday, would you believe the blue top cost me £3!!!! It cost me more than that to get to the shop.



Yeah this one is another new top, and im sure you are all totally interested, but i like it, but bit shocked to find i had to buy the next size up, IM GETTING FAT!!



And then this one, weird angle so excuse the fact you can see up my nose.

 

[Mrs. Famine]

You're getting fat? There's nothing on you woman!

And the £3 top, I love a bargain (But I hate shopping. See how i've failed there...)

 

[TB]

Change the date on your camera.

Your livin' in the past, man!

 

[Bite Me]

Change the date on your camera.

Your livin' in the past, man!

I actually did just after i took the photos

 

[Queen Bee]

I love your shoes in the first picture, i ordered some like that the other day, but healed stelletoes..

And n the second picture i was gunna get a top like that, but hmm they were all too big. =[

Looks like you had a productive shopping day out though! 👍

 

[Danny]

I love your shoes in the first picture, i ordered some like that the other day, but healed stelletoes..

And n the second picture i was gunna get a top like that, but hmm they were all too big. =[

Looks like you had a productive shopping day out though! 👍

Oh. My. God.

You women actually do discuss shopping.

The crazy man was right!

 

[Queen Bee]

Oh. My. God.

You women actually do discuss shopping.

The crazy man was right!

And what's so wrong with talking about shopping?? =P

 

[Dave A]

Oh. My. God.

You women actually do discuss shopping.

The crazy man was right!

You mean you didn't know?

My brother asked my dad a question and got a similar answer to that years ago. It was when I was living at home, my brother had moved out, and he was dating this Scottish grl. She was really nice, as long as she wasn't drunk. But anyway, he came round and he said "dad, do all women moan". The answer was unaminous. Well almost my mother disagreed, and shortly after she started telling us how hard a day at work she'd had.

Yes women like to discuss shopping, I know that's a hard thing for a man to take but when you get a woman, you have to learn to nod and hum in agreement while your mind is in another place an awful lot more than you might expect .

 

[Lee]

And what's so wrong with talking about shopping?? =P

Everything baby... Everything..

 

[Queen Bee]

Everything baby... Everything..

Right thats it, you get nothing tomorrow now.. =P

 

[kennythebomb]

Here is me

Yeah this one is another new top, and im sure you are all totally interested, but i like it, but bit shocked to find i had to buy the next size up, IM GETTING FAT!!

From the first picture you actually too skinny. Hardly fat at all.

My brother asked my dad a question and got a similar answer to that years ago. He came round and he said "dad, do all women moan".

Holy **** man, I would never ask my dad a question about whether or not all women moan!

I'd ask him how to make them moan

My brother had moved out, and he was dating this Scottish grl. She was really nice, as long as she wasn't drunk.

LOL!!!!!!

Right thats it, you get nothing tomorrow now.. =P

I love how your relationship with Bee is so public. Hot stuff. This needs to be a special on Fox.