AAARGH! HOODIE RIOTER!!!
You look too young to be in a pub!
PeterJB = PeterJustinBieber?
In that case I'd also be DanielJB
Yea yea, I look bald. I'm not really.
What's that? A Fender P-Bass?
Super-rare StoneWall ale from an even rarer StoneWall bottle next to the Stone StoneWall.
Still no phone? Mate, that's in Nigeria by now.
While most girls are doing duck faces and what not for their Facebook profile pictures, I decided to go that little bit different.
So you went for the aggressive face instead?
And another one for West Yorkshire, too. Now there's four of us!