Pierce Brosnan no longer James Bond.

[Famine]

Bronson?

Didn't he drop dead recently? Guess he really did have a Death Wish.

 

[Dave A]

Yeah ho snuffed it in September last year, he had several death wishes actually.

 

[Silverzone]

I think pierce was starting to get too old for the role anyway I think. But Orlando Bloom would suck as Bond.

 

[demon of speed]

I saw P Diddy on tv last week, saying that he wants to be the new bond. What an ass!

 

[Famine]

The latest rumour is that Colin Salmon - who has played "Charles", M's Chief of Staff in the last three Bond films - is in line to be the next Bond. Makes some form of sense, as long as you don't think too hard about it, I guess.

He was recently in Alien vs. Predator.

 

[sn00pie]

Err... Yes?

He's saying it would be lame, because in his option James Bond films are getting lamer by the minute. His dog, which he unfortunately named Continuasly agrees 100%. The dog's favourite game is called "dish 'em out", although I'm not entirely sure about the nature of this game, it seemed highly inspirational as it sprouted the idea for a sequal to "Goldeneye", being "Goldeneye II: 2 Fast 2 Shaken". In this movie James Bond learns to master a bong.

It's a story about James, Q., Moneypenny and the villain getting incredibly high before carrying out their masterplan to F The What. The What is an incredibly dangerous device that can only be deactivated by Fing it.

The last scene will be a flash back to some of James's younger years, including third grade elementary school, where they teach him all about exclamation - and question marks.

 

[demon of speed]

He could be a good Bond (Colin Salmon). I don't care what race the person is, they must have an upper class English accent, with charm, with and a cavalier attitude to life.

 

[ELecTriC]

I could imagine Hugh Jackman, Colin Salmon and Gerard Butler as good Bonds! All of them have a special charm! Jackman is my personal favorite for the role!

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

d00d. I'm suprised some of you haven't said Homer Simpson or something.

 

[demon of speed]

That Simon Cowell from Pop Idol. John Kerry hasn't got much to do now.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

What would Simon do??? OWN people to death???

 

[demon of speed]

I'm dumb, one thing puzzles me. What is all this own malarcky(sp)?

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

OWNED, OWN3D, POWNED and POWN3D = To Bum someone out. Flamming or burning someone 👍

Um demon. How long per day do you spend on GTP? I saw you on this morning and you are still on. I saw you on at around 9 am and it's 8:15 pm now (here that is).

 

[Blake]

What would Simon do??? OWN people to death???

Now that would be the first genuinly entertaining Bond movie

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

For the first time it would fall under Action/Comedy.

OFF-TOPIC.............. ISH Speaking of Action/Comedy. Has anyone seen that cheesy, cliched new movie Taxi? It looks soo gay. A riced up Ford Capri (I think) which changes from Taxi to Race car. With Supercharger and ****. It looks so Cheesy.

 

[Blake]

I haven't seen it but I've seen ads, it looks so crap.

 

[Omnis]

ford crown victoria....

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

ford crown victoria....

Probably. Yellow like any NY taxi though. Riced like no rice before.

 

[Flerbizky]

OFF-TOPIC.............. ISH Speaking of Action/Comedy. Has anyone seen that cheesy, cliched new movie Taxi? It looks soo gay. A riced up Ford Capri (I think) which changes from Taxi to Race car. With Supercharger and ****. It looks so Cheesy.

Does this sound like something we've seen before ?... Set it in Marseille and change Brazilian to German...

Plot Outline: A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver (Latifah) has hot tips for a green and inept cop (Fallon) set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies commited by a quartet of female Brazilian bank robbers.

Can't you amewicans come up with something original for once....

Back on topic - Maybe we should put Seann William Scott in as the new JB... He could walk around blowing **** up with that stupid smirk on his face

 

[demon of speed]

OWNED, OWN3D, POWNED and POWN3D = To Bum someone out. Flamming or burning someone 👍

Um demon. How long per day do you spend on GTP? I saw you on this morning and you are still on. I saw you on at around 9 am and it's 8:15 pm now (here that is).

Damn, I must have forgot to log off. Iv'e been asleep all day.

 

[Solid Lifters]

I thought I read something regarding Colin Farrell had the job. So, I looked for it. I didn't find anything. Good. Because I can't stand the bastard. Granted, the last Bond movies were a little boring, compared to the old ones. But, I still would like to watch them. I wouldn't go near them if Colin was on board.

 

[ExigeEvan]

My sister's theatre studies (AS/A Levels) is supposedly on the short list.
His name is Geraint Owen..Heard of him?
Didn't think so.

 

[demon of speed]

I think there's more chance of Michael Owen of landing the role. What about becks, I heard after football he wants to go into acting.

 

[LoudMusic]

Well I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but I'll be the next James Bond. Please don't spread it around though.

 

[demon of speed]

The whole point of being an agent is to be secretive. Don't blow your cover, training agents isn't cheap you know.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

Damn, I must have forgot to log off. Iv'e been asleep all day.

Meh! I sometimes forget to turn my TV off.

They'll probably get someone like Paul Walker to do it.

 

[demon of speed]

Worse still is leaving the PS 2 on all night, on top of a 4 hour session.

What about Mr. Diesel?

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

I've only come close to doing that.

What about Sanjeev???

 

[demon of speed]

Who is Sanjeev?

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

He has a tv talk show called The Kumars At Number 42. It's quite funny. He was recently on Top Gear. he is a Hindu. Funny as hell though.