Pimp My Gun (Pimp Your Own, Leave Mine Alone!)

[Terronium-12]

This porridge is too hot!

This porridge is too cold!

Oh, hush.

 

[Terronium-12]

Here we go...

The AR7-4D "Boomshot"

In it's current configuration it cannot be reloaded, therefore, it is disposable.

 

[Rykon Zero]

That'll get expensive real soon.

 

[NihilismOnToast]

Here we go...

The AR7-4D "Boomshot"

In it's current configuration it cannot be reloaded, therefore, it is disposable.

The gun is reloaded by your own sense of satisfaction after every squeeze of the trigger.

Of course, these guns only shoot Ribena right? ...right?

 

[Terronium-12]

It only fires pure, unadulterated "I'm going to end your life" bullets.

 

[Driving Park]

Nice one. 👍

Good for about 15 minutes of work, huh?

I don't particularly care for the new layout, it's like New Xbox Experience all over again - stop messing with crap that worked.

Haha that reminds me of Facebook...everyone gets used to the setup and then it gets changed to a new one that everyone hates. Then everyone finally gets used to that one...and then the devs change it again. I actually don't mind the new layout all that much anymore. Only thing I don't care for is the extremely touchy scrolling. But whatever.

 

[NihilismOnToast]

It only fires pure, unadulterated "I'm going to end your life" bullets.

*Puts hands to ears*
La, la la, I'm not listening!

Hmm...is anyone reasonably skilled enough at this to make a gun that appears in Fallout 3?

 

[Driving Park]

is anyone reasonably skilled enough at this to make a gun that appears in Fallout 3?

Depends...what does it look like?

 

[Terronium-12]

Depends...what does it look like?

This.

 

[Terronium-12]

This ladies and gentlemen is the premium Boomshot, the AR7-4K

That man's man Boomshot.

 

[Driving Park]

This ladies and gentlemen is the premium Boomshot, the AR7-4K

That man's man Boomshot.

👍👍👍

Are you going to make an AR7-4KCN Chuck Norris version too???

 

[Terronium-12]

I don't have enough resources in the World to appease a firearm good enough for Chuck Norris.

Unless I can harness the power of several exploding suns, there's no deal to be made.

However, I could just go all out and make a "Super Duper Extreme Nooborz" version.

 

[Driving Park]

I don't have enough resources in the World to appease a firearm good enough for Chuck Norris.

Unless I can harness the power of several exploding suns, there's no deal to be made.

However, I could just go all out and make a "Super Duper Extreme Nooborz" version.

Yeah I'd go with the SDEN version.

 

[NihilismOnToast]

The Railway Rifle from Fallout 3. With authentic choo-choo sound.

 

[Driving Park]

The Railway Rifle from Fallout 3. With authentic choo-choo sound.

👍

 

[Terronium-12]

AR7-4K Boomshot SDEN

I couldn't really find much to do with the pieces I used.

 

[Driving Park]

AR7-4K Boomshot SDEN

I couldn't really find much to do with the pieces I used.

Sweet but...why doesn't it have 87 grenade launchers?

 

[Terronium-12]

Now that you mention it...I see several ways I can make it more extreme.

...So extreme.

*Goes to improve*

 

[Driving Park]

Now that you mention it...I see several ways I can make it more extreme.

...So extreme.

That's the spirit! I might just go make my own version.

 

[NihilismOnToast]

The AER9 Laser Rifle and the AEP7 Laser Pistol.

 

[Terronium-12]

Nice! 👍

 

[Driving Park]

Here we go:

The AR7-4K Boomshot SDEN - MOAR!!!! Edition (aka the "Isn't Actually A Boomshot Boomshot")

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2474/dllabs.jpg

It comes complete with 4 grenade launchers: 1 on the bottom, 1 on the top, and 1 on each side (other side not visible). In addition, you get the main barrel, designed to fire "I Don't Care If I'm Only Killing One Person, I Want Enough Power To Kill A City!!!" rounds, serviced by a very large magazine. And, to top it all off, you get ANOTHER trigger which fires 2 barrels (one is on the other side) containing "I'm Smaller Than The Main Bullets But I Still Can Kill A Car!" rounds. Each barrel contains its own magazine (one is on the other side).

Oh yeah, and it has a sniper scope. For the exclusive purpose of looking awesome.

 

[Terronium-12]

Oh. That...is...awesome.

Mine is almost done.

 

[Driving Park]

I made another one:

The DP46718965 Revolving Rifle:

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6313/revolvery.jpg

I thought modern assault rifles were lacking a degree of revolviness. So I decided to fix it. It's got the traditional 6 barrels, except this time each barrel functions as an entire magazine, not just holding one bullet (hence their length). each one holds 10 rounds, so one whole "clip" (actually 1 of each barrel) contains 60 rounds. Plus it has a grenade launcher, for added punch.
I coulda had a minigun...but didn't you always want a revolving rifle?

 

[Terronium-12]

The AR7-4KO/G Boomshot SDEN "OD" Version.

Comes complete as a triple-barrel gatling gun, double-barrel grenade launcher, two heavy artillery magazines which bind in unison (yes, that does mean it fires twice as many bullets...at the same time), and an auxiliary magazine because you can just never be sure if someone is dead or not, can you?

What happened to scope you ask? Who the hell needs a scope when you can just lunge someone with "I'm going to 🤬 you dead" bullets?

I guarantee you that your opinion will not go unheard with this weapon on hand - satisfaction guaranteed. If not, just shoot 'em...I mean really, who cares?

 

[Driving Park]

The AR7-4KO/G Boomshot SDEN "OD" Version.

Comes complete as a triple-barrel gatling gun, double-barrel grenade launcher, two heavy artillery magazines which bind in unison (yes, that does mean it fires twice as many bullets...at the same time), and an auxiliary magazine because you can just never be sure if someone is dead or not, can you?

What happened to scope you ask? Who the hell needs a scope when you can just lunge someone with "I'm going to 🤬 you dead" bullets?

I guarantee you that your opinion will not go unheard with this weapon on hand - satisfaction guaranteed. If not, just shoot 'em...I mean really, who cares?

How much do I put down?

 

[NihilismOnToast]

I propose that all future wars be fought in this manner. Whoever can out-pimp their enemies' weapons shall be deemed the victor. Who needs violence when you've got blinging-boomsticks.

 

[Driving Park]

I propose that all future wars be fought in this manner. Whoever can out-pimp their enemies' weapons shall be deemed the victor. Who needs violence when you've got blinging-boomsticks.

We should form an army and take over the world with our pimped guns!

 

[Terronium-12]

Nice. But when do I get to shoot someone?

 

[Driving Park]

Nice. But when do I get to shoot someone?

Whenever you want.

Say, wanna make a deal? Can I get an AR7-4KO/G Boomshot SDEN "OD" Version for 2 DP46718965 Revolving Rifles? (post 474)