Pink ‘girl’ zones?

[Azure Flare]

Well, if you go in the wrong lane...

 

[Jawehawk]

 

[HKS racer]

Definitely not what I expected after reading "Pink girl zones".

LOL same here. I was expecting more like "ZOMG found a brand new G spot !!!".

Edit: funny thread, I actually realize the lamest joke is mine.

Oh well.

 

[PeterJB]

That has more to do with routine cleaning and maintenance than anything.

Not to worry, the roads are self-cleaning.

 

[Ellis]

If the road gets used too much though, would it not become loose? Nobody likes to drive on a loose surface.

 

[Omnis]

If that were to happen, there'd be talk of widening the road, but it's all speculumation.

 

[Famine]

I wonder if they'd make them like toll roads. Some barriers at the beginning, but play the right card and press the special button and everything gets moving.

 

[Ellis]

I wonder if they'd make them like toll roads. Some barriers at the beginning, but play the right card and press the special button and everything gets moving.

On certain toll roads though if you press the button too much it somehow can cause a shower which could in turn be hazardous

 

[PeterJB]

These ideas would require us to talk cunnilinguistics.

 

[BobK]

So what would the speed limit be in these pink zones? Lickety-split?

 

[Omnis]

Peter throws up a brick; Bob gets the rebound and the put-back basket.

 

[Pupik]

What year is it...1975? I guess equality isn't good enough.

I want the Man Discount when I go to grocery store, then. Or the Biped Discount when I get my car serviced. Of course, this would be offset by the Walking Upright Surcharge for shopping at Wal-Mart.

 

[TenEightyOne]

So what would the speed limit be in these pink zones? Lickety-split?

Damn damn damn that's good. Damn.

 

[MatskiMonk]

Not sure how I'd feel being over taken in a Pink Girl Zone... probably wouldn't be so bad if it was one of them Driverless cars...

 

[Famine]

So what would the speed limit be in these pink zones? Lickety-split?

Probably quite low. You'd have to take it slowly - there'd be some unimpressed faces if you took it too quickly and arrived at your destination prematurely.

 

[35mm]

So what would the speed limit be in these pink zones? Lickety-split?

68 mph.

After that, you'd spin a full 180º.

 

[Ridox2JZGTE]

Can I do reverse entry drift on it ? I've got overpowered car that burns rubber like no tomorrow Okay that's lame, I will ride on my Monster Truck and do some wheelies.

 

[Venari]

Definitely not gay on this freeway.

I've just reread my Highway Code in preparation for the new system, I only got as far as page 18 before I needed a cold shower.

 

[SniperRed3]

Would some girl pink zones be a toll road?

 

[Omnis]

Would some girl pink zones be a toll road?

Sigh... It seems the pink lanes have lost their fertility. No need for the thread anymore.

 

[JockeP22]

I wonder what the penalty is for entering a pink girlzone without a permit?

They will come get you;

 

[kikie]

 

[JockeP22]

Will the lanes be painted red once a month, and then changed back to pink until it's 'that time again' next month?

 

[SniperRed3]

Monthly maintenance.

 

[HKS racer]

They will come get you;

And next?

 

[DK]

I would have thought paying a toll for use would be solicitation.

 

[SlipZtrEm]

I've heard rumour that on each of these pink lanes, there is a single, dedicated parking garage for a certain long-running Mercedes' SUV.

Most men report they haven't spotted it yet.

 

[SniperRed3]

Naa the main problem is the roads are open alot more so they get a lot more traffic and the road surface becomes so bumpy it damages cars.

 

[TenEightyOne]

I would have thought paying a toll for use would be solicitation.

Depends, some roads you just pay your whole damned life and they lead to misery, you feel like you're stuck in the car til you die. It fills up with hate and takes the hopes and dreams you started out with and dumps them onto the blurred, passing verge like finished McFlurry tubs. Even if you break down the car never stops.

Or should I keep the menstruation jokes up?

 

[PeterJB]

I've heard rumour that on each of these pink lanes, there is a single, dedicated parking garage for a certain long-running Mercedes' SUV.

Most men report they haven't spotted it yet.

It that the one will terrible vibration problems?