She is about as long as your average bass guitar neck. I hate that dog, though. She's neurotic as hell and eats her own poop.
One time, I had to dogsit for my aunt and uncle, and my aunt's sister brings her dog over to their house anyway (it's her dog, by the way), and when I went to let the dogs out, this one wouldn't move, so I had to force her outside, and then she went and peed all over the house as she walked to the patio, and then when she was outside she was just standing in the grass like a ****ing retard. Then, she comes back in the house and lays on my uncle's new bed, and then she rolled over when I tried to get her off and just started peeing straight into the air and all over his bed. I was so pissed off. I had to wash all the floors and everything, and then I wound up slipping in the process and had to call my mom to come get me. But, when she came, the dog started pissing all over the floors I just cleaned again, so we both had to stay and clean up after the damn thing.
The dog does look retarded a little bit, doesn't it? I think it has some serious issues. It won't even eat dogfood without tablescraps on top, but yet it still manages to roll in poops.
What a ****ing idiot.