I know man just messing with you. It's just I'm used to many kind of harsh weathers, but you're right primarily hot. However, where I stabilized myself (north of spain), while not being by any means colder than any part you may mention of uk, specially Wales or Ireland, there's over here one month or so on winter where some of you should see how cold it can get just by going inside "mainland".
For example in Burgos (I live just 100KM away), I assure you you will see the glass freezing. And it is ****ing Spain heheh.
I've been to UK a couple of times (Ireland), but It was 20 years ago. And you know what man?, respect. Jesus Christ the cold there made me respect my ancestors (north of spain = celtic culture we are all white = old Irish_Scottish_English).
And you know. I'm not dying before visiting Wales, Birmingham, and of course Scotland. Specially the last, as it is a one man must for anyone who consider himself a true spaniard of the north. Visiting the three islands, but specially those of the Irish and The Scottish..., I have just left the last one. Yeah, the highlanders heheh. That's mainly where the Celtic Spaniards from the north come from (and the Irish of course). In our culture all of your witches (black and white, good and bad), are still present, regardless we got christianized in the end, which btw..., (you will love Cantabrias resistance vs the Romans. We were the last to be submitted. Cities from the sout like Emerita Augusta (Méida today, where made so the generals could rest in the campign against us heheh). "Laro", the last Cantabro. Search for that, as our culture is yours too brother. You should like it if you are from UK.
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Ok back to ****ing real world now. seriously think SMS should react quick and release a lot more material. **** all over the internet is getting out of control