RP Summary - Kenton Outway:
???: BWAHAHAHA! THIS CAR IS SO SHARP IT'S LIKE A GUILLOTINE FOR PEOPLE!"
[Plows through a crowd at Del Perro Pier with Zentorno]
A regular day for Kenton Outway, who is just trying to entertain himself by trying to get the cops onto him. Cop cars and helicopters pursue Kenton as he smashes his way through a film studio and has his front left tyre shot out but regardless manages to evade the cops not long after.
Cradling the wounded Zentorno to his appartment, he collides into
Brad Shaw who was exiting the garage. More concerned about the cops who were still looking for him, he refuses to exchange details for insurance.
...
Now in his Tailgater, the next morning he decided to wake up Los Santos by honking his horn and yelling out of the window at 5am...
Kenton: WAKE UP YOU B*******! IT'S 5AM IN THE MORNING! TIME TO GET THE **** UP! LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR ****ING LIVES, DAMMIT
Satisfied with his wake-up ritual, he heads to the pier.
...
Kenton walks around the pier and finds a group of people admiring a living statue. Annoyed that they are impressed with someone pretending to be still, he decides to intervene to make sure that he really was "still". So he got out his knife and stabbed the statue in the side who collapses to the ground immediately and completely dispersing the crowd. Seeing that the statue was still alive after the stab, Kenton decided to take things further.
[The following extract contains gore and may not be suitable for sensitive people. Do not expand this quote box unless you are sure that you can cope with it. You have been warned.]
Kenton: Let me show you something.
[Kenton uses his knife to carve open the statue man's belly and rips out his stomach with his bare hands. He holds the stomach over his face for him to see.]
Kenton: Did you know? A human can still pretty much live even if I tear this out. I mean, look at you, you're still trembling in fear. It's a pretty cute sight to behold...
[Kenton holds the knife near the stomach]
Kenton: Oh, and also...
[Kenton creates a gash in the stomach and lets the stomach acid and several foodstuff fall onto the living statue's face]
Kenton: Mmm! Isn't it nice to eat up your food all over again? With a little dash of your own stomach acid, dissolving your face as we speak!
[Kenton forces the flimsy organ into his mouth]
Kenton: Come on, EAT UP.
[Kenton watches the living statue squirm]
Kenton: Yeah, so you see, you're pretty much ****ed. Why don't I put you out of your misery?
[Kenton thrusts the knife into his neck, then uses his elbow to force his head upwards like a door hinge and decapitates him. Some blood sprays onto Kenton's leather jacket]
Kenton: Now WHEEERRREEE DIIIID YOOOOURRR HEAAAADDD GOOOOOO?
Following this, the cops start to pursue Kenton again, who evades.
...
He ended up near a coffee shop where some kids try to beat Kenton up. Of course, he just stabs them all. Paramedics arrived shortly to try to help out, but Kenton tells them it's useless to save them which may have angered the paramedics. He stabs them both.
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Having seen a Lifeinvader notice that there was a part at a night club, Kenton decides to pop by for entertainment. He didn't bother to get changed, and turned up in his BF Surfer since he believed it had that party spirit (even though it's amazingly rusty). He parks in a bay, but notices that a green sultan is jutting into his bay (even though it was already there by the time Kenton arrived...). Slightly pissed off, he enters the night club.
Kenton: Hey, whoever parked their green Sultana or whatever it is in my bay, you better move it out of my way.
This utterence of Kenton's managed to catch the attention of the Sultan's owner -
Craig Murray.
Kenton: Yeah, so your Sultan is in my bay. I suggest that you move it before it gets a traffic warden punishment Kenton style.
Craig, while criticising Kenton under his breath, decides to move his Sultan.
Kenton sees a group of people getting drinks at the bar, who himself decides to order one.
Kenton: [points at bartender] Oi, you. Could you make me something like blood? You know, crimson red, viscous and metallic tasting?
Both
Dougie McGregor and
Marcello Fenelly, who were enjoying their drinks, were disturbed by Kenton's request. The former had actually spat out his cup of beer in disgust. Both men thought Kenton was crazy.
Kenton: You do realise, you just wasted your money by spitting out that cup of beer of yours.
He failed to realise, however, that the drinks were free...
At that point, Kenton's drink arrived and took a sip.
Kenton: PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT
Kenton spat out his drink, and tosses the still full glass across the club, smashing against a wall.
Kenton: SINCE WHEN DID YOUR BLOOD [points at bartender] EVER TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRIES?! HAVE YOU EVEN LICKED YOUR OWN WOUND OR SOMETHING? EVERYBODY DOES THAT. DOES IT TASTE SWEET AND FRUITY TO YOU? DO YOU HAVE DIABETES OR SOMETHING?!
By this stage, Marcello was getting quite annoyed with Kenton who asks him to leave since was acting idiotic and everyone else wants to have fun. Kenton retorts saying that
he is having fun so there's no point. A small argument ensues, with Marcello threatening Kenton, with Kenton threatening him back but was cut short as he heard sirens and was soon, once again, being chased by the cops.
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After a while, Kenton returned to the nightclub, but finds out that everyone had left. Disappointed, he decided to head home when he sees a black Sentinel parked on the road and swerves to avoid him. He honks his horn:
Kenton: AT LEAST USE YOUR INDICATORS WHEN YOU'RE STOPPING ON THE ROAD.
[He pauses]
Kenton: I don't know about you, but I am sure I have seen that face of yours before.
The man disagrees however, and decides to head on his way without creating much fuss. Kenton shrugs his shoulders and heads home himself. There, he notices
Brandon Michelin who decided to enter his appartment by the garage door.
Kenton: Hey, there IS a door on the other side of the garage you know! Why not use that?
It was slightly too late - Brandon had entered his appartment through the garage door, greatly confusing Kenton.
Final thoughts from GT:
...Welcome back Kenton. Man, I've missed the RP and my characters and a great session yesterday. I think Kenton's already starting to get to know some of the other characters from the get-go, and after seeing Snorvette's summary, it could quickly get interesting for Kenton...
I'm not sure if my summary of Kenton will make the mods happy, seeing how extreme Kenton and his antics are, even if I made a warning and placed it into a spoiler like quote box (is there spoiler tags? I don't remember seeing one). I might need to dilute them in future summaries, I'm not sure.
Anyway, as usual, Kane for next session. Time to get back into his shoes
