Questions and innuendos about Moderators

[TB]

in February 2018, I will have spent longer at GTPlanet as a member of staff than I did as a regular forumer.

Never thought about it before but I joined in August of 2004, Staffed in November of 2010 so I hit that milestone last month!

 

[axletramp]

Never thought about it before but I joined in August of 2004, Staffed in November of 2010 so I hit that milestone last month!

Yeah, soz. We thought about a card but Gladys in accounts forgot to pick one up.

 

[TB]

Typical Gladys.

 

[Blitz24]

Typical Gladys.

To be fair, you did make that rude remark about her bundt cake.

 

[niky]

I have, in the past, refused to look myself up.

Thanks to this thread, I have now done so.

Aw. Made me blush.

 

[McLaren]

More than you'd think.

Didn't I tell you not to talk to me? You have a Corvette and I don't, thus jealousy.

I didn't have one throughout February. Guess I missed my window to chat.

 

[kikie]

Isn't having compassion/pity for a member a good reason/motivation for @Jordan to give someone the mod title?

Some, not all.

You should make me moderator.

 

[Aki Ko]

You should make me moderator.

YOU SHOULD ME ADMIN

 

[kikie]

YOU SHOULD ME ADMIN

"By the powers vested in me, I make you ADMIN".



Here you go, make good use of it.

 

[Famine]

Isn't having compassion/pity for a member a good reason/motivation for @Jordan to give someone the mod title?

Nope.

A member who plays an active role on the site, having a generally positive impact and a demonstrable understanding of the site's ethos and direction (like... no warnings, or at least none recently) is a good reason/motivation for a moderatorship.

Or a huge bribe.

 

[Dennisch]

bribe

How much?

Edit.

How much Jack Daniels?

 

[axletramp]

...having a generally positive impact and a demonstrable understanding of the site's ethos and direction...

Dammit.

 

[TB]

Isn't having compassion/pity for a member a good reason/motivation for @Jordan to give someone the mod title?

If it is, what am I doing here?!?

 

[RACECAR]

Or a huge bribe.

...How much?

 

[Famine]

How much?

Edit.

How much Jack Daniels?

...How much?

You can send me donations by all means (**** knows I could do with them after my March so far) but it's @Jordan that makes the call.

 

[Jordan]

It's over 9,000.

 

[daan]

If it is, what am I doing here?!?

I think the requirements were less stringent back in the day.

 

[Lizard]

It's over 9,000.

9000 Vietnamese Dong coming right up.

 

[Famine]

It's over 9,000.

9000 Vietnamese Dong coming right up.

"Over".

 

[Dan]

If bribery doesn't work, then there's always blackmail. @Famine seems like the kind of guy who wears socks and sandals at the same time. I bet you wouldn't want the public to know about that, would you?

 

[Lizard]

"Over".

9001 then.

 

[Famine]

If bribery doesn't work, then there's always blackmail. @Famine seems like the kind of guy who wears socks and sandals at the same time. I bet you wouldn't want the public to know about that, would you?

I barely wear anything on my feet, ever, as it's uncomfortable at best. I keep my socks on (but not shoes) in the office out of a sense of niceness. I'll even go outside barefoot. And drive barefoot.

I only own five pairs of footwear and none are sandals: 2 pairs of trainers; smart shoes; hockey boots; Homer Simpson slippers

 

[Obelisk]

Homer Simpson slippers

D'oh!

I take it I don't stand a chance at becoming a mod. I was quite...the little (vulgar term) when I first signed up.

 

[miata13B]

It's over 9,000.

10,042 Schillings it is :-)

 

[Famine]

was

 

[TB]

D'oh!

He wasn't joking.

I was quite...the little (vulgar term) when I first signed up.

Was?

Edit: Tree'd by Homerfeet.

 

[Famine]

He wasn't joking.

I completely forgot that photo existed!

 

[TB]

I completely forgot that photo existed!

The things my brain remembers.

And more alarmingly, the things it doesn't...

 

[Lizard]

The things my brain remembers.

And more alarmingly, the things it doesn't...

When you get to my mum's stage you can worry.

She forgot her own age once.

 

[Obelisk]

Was?

Edit: Tree'd by Homerfeet.

Gee, thanks a lot.

Yeah, I know I suck. Deal with it.