Carbonox's debut appearance of the season was already shrouded in controversy before the driving even began, due to allegations of him drinking a rival soft drink company's product on track. Obviously the racing didn't go much better either, but thanks to persuasive journalism, he at least had something to say after the second heat - and by extension his weekend - was over.
"I was just praying for a yellow all race long in true Danica Patrick style, but just like in my GT5 NASCAR days, that would be futile. Sure, someone from Finland probably shouldn't need yellows to make the top 12 on a dirt track, but the car was basically all over the place and getting crap runs out of the corners. At least I wasn't lapped, which feels like a miracle now I think about it. As for when my next appearance will be, I'd like to know as well. For now, I suppose I'll be back to watching trashy programs and consuming potato chips and Mountain Dew."