RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13
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That's a very nice car you have there, It would be a shame if something were to happen to it……
RKM FX45
Outtakes- the fun stuff
Outtakes- the fun stuff
*insert wall of text here*
……But what the best thing, I think, about this car is that, even though it has been converted to a proper sports cruiser, it still retains its…mafia-ness. It's the sort of car you could go around town and have the other idiot in the Hummer back out of your way. It has presence. It's something I use to collect overdue debts with. Speaking of which…
Hit list-
Name/Occupation/Car/Amount due
M. Po - Air hostess - Audi TTS '09/$700,000
Name/Occupation/Car/Amount due
M. Po - Air hostess - Audi TTS '09/$700,000
So, if you'll excuse me, I have a job to do.
The unlucky lady's car has been towed away to an abandoned stretch of highway at the dead of night. It's been abandoned in a shopping mall, looking all lonely and unappreciated. And now, I'm going to give it some tough love. 
Ready...
Brace...
IMPACT!!!!
Hmmm……Let's inspect the damage.
……Lurvely, but I still…don't feel like that's enough…yes, I feel like attacking it even more!! So please allow me to indulge myself in some childish destruction and brace yourselves for some very blurry pictures.
*heavy sigh* Right, I think we'd all agree that that's a job well done. Just look at the thing
Hit list- Updated
M. Po - Car? What car? Look at it! - Amount due -
--------------------------------- Outtake end ------------------------------------
I know, RJ, you won't be very pleased with all these pictures cluttering up RKM, but I just felt like it
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Atleast it wasn't the R35 GT-R
Wait for the Onboy-style explosion that results from this post.
I don't mind the TT, in real life everyone just bashes on about how the Boxster is better to have, but the TT RS is extremely fast. Also the HPA TT in this game is pretty fast for me, if anything, it's a calmer CT230R without stock understeer.
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C-ZETAWait for the Onboy-style explosion that results from this post.
I don't mind the TT, in real life everyone just bashes on about how the Boxster is better to have, but the TT RS is extremely fast. Also the HPA TT in this game is pretty fast for me, if anything, it's a calmer CT230R without stock understeer.
I <3 you
just for the lulz, here's my TTS-R beating Roj's NSX-R while floating
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I <3 you
Thanks
I'm taken though. See my avatar, then my profile picture and gasp in horror at my (second) girl. Sorry And I also quite like the Z4 too. Haven't seen a tune from RKM for that either...
Also I never really liked the TT-R as a touring car, always the IS F RC for that for me.
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Yay Audi smashing.
I <3 you
Would you like to provide an image of how big my lead was by the end of that race?
Also where did you disappear to on MSN? 
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C-ZETAThanks
And I also quite like the Z4 too. Haven't seen a tune from RKM for that either...
That's because I'm gonna be uploading my own Z4 M tune tonight
VTiRojYay Audi smashing.
Would you like to provide an image of how big my lead was by the end of that race?
Nuuu, no Audi smashing
And we'll just forget the other 2 laps where I wasn't in the lead
and I killed my phone...
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Nuuu, no Audi smashing
And we'll just forget the other 2 laps where I wasn't in the lead
Spoil sport.
Why did you do such a thing?! I'm bored on MSN now.
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VTiRojSpoil sport.
Oh, fine, I'll be there in a minute
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Just a head's up, the emperor IV tune gear ratio's are
1st:-- 2.304
2nd:-- 1.601
3rd:-- 1.192
But it can only get
1st:-- 2.342
2nd:-- 1.628
3rd:-- 1.212
the rest are fine, numbers are so close it probably don't make much difference.
1st:-- 2.304
2nd:-- 1.601
3rd:-- 1.192
But it can only get
1st:-- 2.342
2nd:-- 1.628
3rd:-- 1.212
the rest are fine, numbers are so close it probably don't make much difference.
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Since releasing the Emperor IV, there's been a patch that adjusted gear ratios so a few cars are still running with old numbers. It won't make much difference at all, yeah. 👍
Edit: I'm addicted to this HDR stuff.
Bottom one didn't come out as nice as I'd like.
Click for full size.
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Onboy123
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AUDI SMASHING FTW!!!!Yay Audi smashing.
Would you like to provide an image of how big my lead was by the end of that race?
You two raced? Lemme guess, Roj won by 5 seconds? And you guys have each others MSN?
Nuuu, no Audi smashing
And we'll just forget the other 2 laps where I wasn't in the lead
Yessss, yess Audi smashing
Smashing them was fun Awww, now Roj is lonely
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Actually, I did. It was the first post I saw when I woke up. I'm just keeping calm abo ARGH!!! Y U MENTION THAT USELESSS POS UGLY OVERWEIGHT CRAP?!??!?!?!?!luckly a certain person didn't see a certain post about some some certain car that this certain person hates
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to irritate you
go away.
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I am so good at predictions. Mind you, anyone could predict one of Onboy's next moves. It's either shouting, annoyance, hating/loving or a review.
"What shall Onboy do?"
> Shouting
Annoyance
Hating/Loving
Review
Well, I am pushing the extremes with the R35. Any other car, I'd act more sensibly.
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Would a review of your Mazda Atenza for the FF shootout warrant a request? I know it hasn't been officially released via the RKM set up but I'm very impressed by it
Would a review of your Mazda Atenza for the FF shootout warrant a request? I know it hasn't been officially released via the RKM set up but I'm very impressed by it
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Right……Request time again. This time, for you, RJ. Purely because you seem a tad left out
GTP Name: Onboy123
PSN Name: Onboy123
Your Car: Mazda Atenza Touring Car
Sending Your Own Car? Yes
Tuning Request: Wring every ounce of performance from it. Keep it fun though. And remember, I use DS3. Tune needs to be good enough for people of my level. (Which, in this case, is like down at the murky depths with the remains of the Titanic)
Link To Review: I've done 50, pic……Oh wait, I can't do that with you, RJ. I've only done 17 of your cars The Mustang one, in that case.
GTP Name: Onboy123
PSN Name: Onboy123
Your Car: Mazda Atenza Touring Car
Sending Your Own Car? Yes
Tuning Request: Wring every ounce of performance from it. Keep it fun though. And remember, I use DS3. Tune needs to be good enough for people of my level. (Which, in this case, is like down at the murky depths with the remains of the Titanic)
Link To Review: I've done 50, pic……Oh wait, I can't do that with you, RJ. I've only done 17 of your cars
The Mustang one, in that case.
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No.
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Well fack you, I'm the customer.
