RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13

Considering we love Evo's

You're C-ZETA's bro then. Evolovers. :dopey:

RS6 Mafia represent! Quit hatin'. :sly:

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Oh you. :rolleyes:
 
RS6 Mafia represent! Quit hatin'. :sly:

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Not as dangerous as the RAM Mafia. You hate, you pay the price :lol:



See, you really shouldn't drive cars like the 2CV. Look, it's body is so weak the RAM just drove through it! Had it not been for the tyres, the next shot would be of the scrap remains of the 2CV and bits of the driver's limbs sticking out of the RAM's shiny grill.
 
You're C-ZETA's bro then. Evolovers. :dopey:
Nope, because I dislike the Alpine's he loves so much. :P

Oh me, indeed.

See, you really shouldn't drive cars like the 2CV. Look, it's body is so weak the RAM just drove through it! Had it not been for the tyres, the next shot would be of the scrap remains of the 2CV and bits of the driver's limbs sticking out of the RAM's shiny grill.

The 2CV appears to be stronger than the Alpine at least. :lol:

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Hey just looked at the RS6 ramming the Alpine pic again and I have to ask.

Onboy were you using my Grünner Walddrache as a battering ram?:banghead:

It's one thing to use it to run them over from behind as you blow by at 235mph+, its not meant to be used in some sort of demolition Derbys of poor hapless classics!!!:mad::mad:
 
But the wheel's taking off! :P
That's part of the Alpine's bumper flying off, not the RS6's wheels. :P
Hey just looked at the RS6 ramming the Alpine pic again and I have to ask.

Onboy were you using my Grünner Walddrache as a battering ram?:banghead:

It's one thing to use it to run them over from behind as you blow by at 235mph+, its not meant to be used in some sort of demolition Derbys of poor hapless classics!!!:mad::mad:

No, it's the RKM Ikeamobile with the Panzer pack. :P 2225kg of rust-smashing brutality. :D
 
Hey just looked at the RS6 ramming the Alpine pic again and I have to ask.

Onboy were you using my Grünner Walddrache as a battering ram?:banghead:

It's one thing to use it to run them over from behind as you blow by at 235mph+, its not meant to be used in some sort of demolition Derbys of poor hapless classics!!!:mad::mad:

Sacrilege, you say? Your custom ECU should make the car self-destruct and kill the driver when such events happen. :lol:

He lyin', he mad the Panzer like how the guys at Mercedes-Benz made the CLK-GTR.

That's part of the Alpine's bumper flying off, not the RS6's wheels. :P

BUT IT PIERCED THROUGH THE BODYWORK! THE CAR SHOULD NEED A TOTAL REBUILD NOW! TRUE PANZERS HAVE EVERYTHING-PROOF BODIES! :dopey:x2
 
Hey just looked at the RS6 ramming the Alpine pic again and I have to ask.

Onboy were you using my Grünner Walddrache as a battering ram?:banghead:

It's one thing to use it to run them over from behind as you blow by at 235mph+, its not meant to be used in some sort of demolition Derbys of poor hapless classics!!!:mad::mad:
:lol: NO! I WAS THE POOR HELPLESS FOOL IN THE ALPINE!!!

And what you didn't see was this, Roj.


And this……

 
Thanks for the review! The Ricer is a decent car for comfort softs, although if you're going to use it for racing or time trials, I suggest the VTi-R settings as they're a bit more suited to the higher power stuff. Glad you liked the tune though and well done for beating gold by such a margin! 👍

I nearly picked the VTi-R version but thought the extra weight I was carrying may have more of an affect to the handling than the extra BHP I had over the Ricer.
And I'll not be using Comfort tyres on it again. I normally run Sports hard tyres. But it was just a one off for this Time trail event. so more than happy with the result.
I like picking a car that makes the time trial more of a challenge. unlike all the guys running the Super cars so they get their name up the top of the leader board.

 
That's part of the Alpine's bumper flying off, not the RS6's wheels. :P


No, it's the RKM Ikeamobile with the Panzer pack. :P 2225kg of rust-smashing brutality. :D
Better be since I sent Onboy a green one as well. Even bought a Lamborghini to get the requested shade of green for him!
 
Better be since I sent Onboy a green one as well. Even bought a Lamborghini to get the requested shade of green for him!
:lol: I owe ya for that. 300k right? So…300k worth of parts! :D Or a 300k matte black paint chip with a complementary LFA to go with it.
 
BUT IT PIERCED THROUGH THE BODYWORK! THE CAR SHOULD NEED A TOTAL REBUILD NOW! TRUE PANZERS HAVE EVERYTHING-PROOF BODIES! :dopey:x2
It's not pierced, it's parts flying off while the Panzer disintegrates that POS. :D
And what you didn't see was this, Roj.
I feel like smacking up the Alpine properly now just to trump you. No cat and mouse, just the length of SSR7 as my runway. :mischievous:

I like picking a car that makes the time trial more of a challenge. unlike all the guys running the Super cars so they get their name up the top of the leader board.

I never bother with time trials for that reason. I'm not going to win because of all the people entering race cars so yeah. I just stick to the seasonal races so I can get some XP.
Better be since I sent Onboy a green one as well. Even bought a Lamborghini to get the requested shade of green for him!
Mine is matte dark green so don't worry. :lol:
 
:lol: I owe ya for that. 300k right? So…300k worth of parts! :D Or a 300k matte black paint chip with a complementary LFA to go with it.
One of the worlds most expensive custom paint jobs!:D:lol:
Don't worry about paying for it I'll just take it out in reviews.
Might have an upgraded Phantom and a mysterious French running partner for it up for share later today...expect what they do to your jockies to more than pay for the paintjob on the RS6.:D
 
It's not pierced, it's parts flying off while the Panzer disintegrates that POS. :D

I feel like smacking up the Alpine properly now just to trump you. No cat and mouse, just the length of SSR7 as my runway. :mischievous:

No, it's boring for me cuz I have to sit and wait for half a day then……

BAMM!!!

and I spin and spin so much I get a headache.

Mind you, I've been flying in a Prius on the TGTT, so we could try that :dopey:
 
No, it's boring for me cuz I have to sit and wait for half a day then……

BAMM!!!

and I spin and spin so much I get a headache.

Mind you, I've been flying in a Prius on the TGTT, so we could try that :dopey:
Only because the Ram does 150 tops probably. :lol: 210mph Panzer eats up the motorway much faster. :D
There's a hole on the wheel. The wheel's definitely going off. :dopey:x3

It's the camera angle. ;)
 
Only because the Ram does 150 tops probably. :lol: 210mph Panzer eats up the motorway much faster. :D


It's the camera angle. ;)

I retuned the Ram for more acceleration, it turned out that 1st was wayy too long. Just use TGTT :D It's more fun, especially as you can make a car fly if you know where to park them.
 
The wheel spins up the bumper like a thread, making the Panzer immobile after the incident. :dopey:x4
Immobile this.

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Nah, I can't even catch up after 150. But they're only used as crap car killers though, so that's fine.

I just tweaked the Panzer do to 220. I think it's just a general killer now. :lol:
 
Immobile this.

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It's a bloody picture, ALL cars in a picture wouldn't move at all :dopey:x6

In all seriousness though, of course it will be immobile. It's just that GT5 has a magic car-regeneration system. :dopey:x7
 
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