Slap him silly.

[Max E.]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
None of my uncles live in the US.

Got anything else?

i said "uncle joe" not "uncle sam" dumbass. and if you had half as much brains in your head as your ass, you would realize that "uncle joe" is not actually your uncle, he's the guy who bangs your momma when dad goes to work.

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Race Idiot
I’m going to go for the always original ‘funny internet picture/logo’ gag.

=

 

[Dave A]

Damn this threads funny, keep it lads.

 

[Max E.]

Originally posted by Ghost C
You suck at insulting people, Max E Pad 👍

Mile should check his PM's

and your momma sucks at my cockroot that cracked me up.

 

[Mr P]

Hey look it's Max and his new buddies

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Max E.
i said "uncle joe" not "uncle sam" dumbass. and if you had half as much brains in your head as your ass, you would realize that "uncle joe" is not actually your uncle, he's the guy who bangs your momma when dad goes to work.

Joe is an American name, dumbass.

My dad works at night while my mom is asleep and i stay up watching TV or talking on the phone.

Try again.

 

[Carl.]

Originally posted by miata13B
Man I was not expecting any type of insult fest when I woke up this morning. . . Nor did I expect the Bannination of Theresa. . . I did not expect anything.

full moon tonight I think...

 

[Max E.]

face it boys, you are engaging in an unwinnable battle against a superior force. just everybody say "damn max, there's just nothing i can do except pretend it does'nt hurt" and i will let you all slide.

 

[Ghost C]

Originally posted by Max E.
and your momma sucks at my cockroot that cracked me up.

I've thoroughly destroyed you in the area of "UR MOMMA LOAL" jokes, so let's move on, either that or you should move back to your dad's penis... Then again, I think your mouth is already there.

 

[Giancarlo]

Hahaha. I really have to stop fighting over the internet.

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by ///M-Spec
You people should be more respectful of Max. I mean, check him out: he is a badass. He plays video games on line. He actually races in a video game. Wow. I only have an SCCA class title, but that's in real life, so who cares about that? Clearly, he is cooler than the rest of us, so just give it up.


M

I feel that I should point out that Max has won $3,000 just from racing in a video game.

 

[Max E.]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
Joe is an American name, dumbass.

My dad works at night while my mom is asleep and i stay up watching TV or talking on the phone.

Try again.

incase it did'nt register within your feeble mind, when you seriously address the cracks i'm making, you are wasting your turn and looking like a horse's ass in the process. i'll let you in on a little secret: i really don't think some guy name joe is banging your mother nor do i give a schitt.

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by Famine
I feel that I should point out that Max has won $3,000 just from racing in a video game.

I believe a SCCA pays a little more then $3,000 racing : )

 

[Carl.]

Great to have a flame war without the word pathetic or lame, isn't it?

 

[Ghost C]

Hint: The only thing resembling a horse's ass here, is your face.

Edit: Damnit, stop posting before me people. I'm trying to win this thread, actually I think I already did.

 

[Max E.]

Originally posted by Ghost C
I've thoroughly destroyed you in the area of "UR MOMMA LOAL" jokes, so let's move on, either that or you should move back to your dad's penis... Then again, I think your mouth is already there.

actually, it would have been your momma's ass if the dog did'nt beat my dad up the stairs when he went over to your house last night

 

[Famine]

And I believe it costs more to enter and maintain the car than it does to slip a GT3 disc into a PS2.

Max can correctly claim to be a professional GT3 racer - and is 3 for 3 on the Major League Gaming tour... The rest of us can only get the satisfaction of a well-taken corner.

 

[Max E.]

Originally posted by Ghost C
Hint: The only thing resembling a horse's ass here, is your face.

Edit: Damnit, stop posting before me people. I'm trying to win this thread, actually I think I already did.

you are kidding right?? your material is weak son. just because these other guys in here are pathetic and your stuff looks good by comparison, it hardly makes you a match for me. now go stick your dick back in the dog and quit wasting my time. i need to get out of here and collect that reward for finding your momma's false teeth (although the plumber will mourn their return).

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Famine
I feel that I should point out that Max has won $3,000 just from racing in a video game.

I wonder how many people are taking you seriously..



Edit: Ok, i did, at first...

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by Famine
And I believe it costs more to enter and maintain the car than it does to slip a GT3 disc into a PS2.

Max can correctly claim to be a professional GT3 racer - and is 3 for 3 on the Major League Gaming tour... The rest of us can only get the satisfaction of a well-taken corner.

I totally know that Max is a formidable opponent at GT3, man he'd whoop my arse in teh game no question. I think it is a wonderful accomplishment to make money off of the PS2. I give props to that. : )

 

[Carl.]

Yes, get back to the point guys:

MAX

 

[Ghost C]

you are kidding right?? your material is weak son. just because these other guys in here are pathetic and your stuff looks good by comparison, it hardly makes you a match for me. now go stick your dick back in the dog and quit wasting my time. i need to get out of here and collect that reward for finding your momma's false teeth (although the plumber will mourn their return).

You seem to have a complex involving beastiality with dogs. While I'm sure there are many websites with forums dedicated to this type of activity, this is not one of them.

Also, your obsession is unhealthy, and you should seek help.

 

[Giancarlo]

Cut down the lane, not across the street, Max E.

Right Klos?

 

[Ghost C]

Damnit, I was hoping nobody would quote that. I think I crossed the line with that.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Where's Mr. Ed?

 

[Ghost C]

I know, I know. Second row down, third from the right!

 

[Max E.]

Originally posted by Ghost C
You seem to have a complex involving beastiality with dogs. While I'm sure there are many websites with forums dedicated to this type of activity, this is not one of them.

Also, your obsession is unhealthy, and you should seek help. Either that, or commit suicide. Just remember that when you cut, it's all in the wrists 👍.

looks like it's just you and me now *****. i have no complex involving beastiality with dogs. i do, however have a slight problem involving beastiality with your mother. are there any forums for that??

nice of you to end your post with what appears to be your mandatory stolen line. what will you say next? "make like a tree and get out of here"? dumbass.

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by Max E.
are there any forums for that??

I would say right here

 

[Ghost C]

Your material is tired, go look up some new stuff on the web, seeing as all your material has been used more time than your mother.

 

[milefile]

Heh. Like McDonalds, I'm lovin' it.