The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

[Northstar]

Kasey's crew attempts to get to re-sign for 2011.

 

[TS]

You wouldn't think Kasey Kahne would have anything in common with a female porn star, but as we see here, they both swallow.

 

[Ian Poole]

Just a reminder everyone that you have roughly twelve hours left to get your captions for ALL FOUR pictures.

I have kept the time open until that to let everyone get their pictures in

 

[peterjford]

"Just 2 more bottles to go, then you have to wait 6 hours before using the bathroom."

 

[01GTP]

You wouldn't think Kasey Kahne would have anything in common with a female porn star, but as we see here, they both swallow.

Should we Photoshop something in place of the bottle?

"Chug, chug, chug, chug..............."
​

 

[TS]

Should we Photoshop something in place of the bottle?

I thought about it but I don't think you guys would like to see Kasey chugging on.... well you know what I'm getting at....

 

[Ian Poole]

Should we Photoshop something in place of the bottle?

I thought about it but I don't think you guys would like to see Kasey chugging on.... well you know what I'm getting at....

That would have got you both kicked out as well

Right guys, time is up! And I know you are all thinking thank god!

Right then, it is time to vote and this is where everyone can vote BUT you can only vote for your favourite in each picture section and you don't have to choose the same driver but you still cannot choose yourself.

Voting will stay open until the end of the All-Star Race

Round 1

AJ and his wife share beauty secrets before every race.

AJ: Hey..Um ....Yeah! I'm hittin' that!!!

AJ: See, I TOLD YOU she was 18.

AJ... See that 48 car over there?

Lynne.... Ah, that's nice, AJ.

AJ...Yeah? Well that's my next ride.

Lynne.... Ah, that's nice, AJ.

I didn't marry him for his driving ability, obviously.

Lynne: Why's the car in pieces?
AJ: Um.... The brakes failed again....
Lynne: Good luck explaining that one to the team, practice didn't start yet...
Later:

LK: Hey AJ, I just realised another thing we have in common...
AJ: Oh yeh, what's that?
LK: Before I became a famous model, I could earn about $500 per lap too

AJ might not get points every race, but he always scores!

Round 2​

Some people take that Wii weightlifting game way too seriously

Tony Stewart reinacting his favorite porno, Fast Laps.

"Somebody get me a cheeseburber."

Tony Stewart screaming in pain after his angry mechanic throws a whopper at hm.

While the team celebrates Tony's latest win, one mechanic thinks he's at the bar and starts throwing darts into Tony's back.

"It's raining men, hallelujah"

Round 3

DE: "Air accordion!"
--: "... Not cool."

Dale Earnhardt Jr. channeling his inner Italian.

"Then I took their heads and cracked them together because I have had enough of their BS!!!!!"

DE: So there we were, me and Danica in the trailer together and we were getting it on you know......and then she strips for me and I swear to god, she was a lady gaga, the penis was THIS BIG!!!!

Round 4

Crew Member: After you finish chugging this down Kasey, we'll get you to do the upside down beer bong!!

Kasey's crew attempts to get to re-sign for 2011.

You wouldn't think Kasey Kahne would have anything in common with a female porn star, but as we see here, they both swallow.

"Just 2 more bottles to go, then you have to wait 6 hours before using the bathroom."

"Chug, chug, chug, chug..............."

Right then, there are the full runners and riders and a reminder you can only pick your favourites from each and you have until the end of the All-Star Race before we get back to normal service

 

[mafia_boy]

Round 1:
Touring Mars

Round 2:
peterfjord

Round 3:
01GTP

Round 4:
TS

 

[peterjford]

Round 1:
01GTP

Round 2:
Touring Mars

Round 3:
TS

Round 4:
mafia-boy

 

[TS]

Round 1:
01GTP

Round 2:
Pescara for GT5

Round 3:
mafia_boy

Round 4:
peterjford

 

[Touring Mars]

1. Pescara for GT5
2. peterjford
3. peterjford
4. Justin

Sorry to miss the last two captions

 

[01GTP]

1. Justin
2. Touring Mars
3. mafia_boy
4. TS

Good luck everybody and thanks to Ian for taking the time to organize this competition. 👍


As it would seem on-topic for this thread, don't forget to vote for the All-Star Race.
Here is the link and you can vote once/hour.
If you don't have anyone to pick I would thank you for a Jeff Burton vote.

 

[Ian Poole]

Good luck everybody and thanks to Ian for taking the time to organize this competition. 👍


As it would seem on-topic for this thread, don't forget to vote for the All-Star Race.
Here is the link and you can vote once/hour.
If you don't have anyone to pick I would thank you for a Jeff Burton vote.

No problem at all and I would ask that if you don't want to vote for Jeff Burton, vote for Juan Pablo Montoya instead

 

[Ian Poole]

Okay guys, time is up and I am proud to announce the results are as follows:

Round 1
1. 01GTP - 10pts
=2. Touring Mars - 8pts
=2. Pescara For GT5 - 8pts
=2. Justin - 8pts
=5. TS - 4.5pts
=5. mafia_boy - 4.5pts
=5. LancerEvo7GSR - 4.5pts
=5. peterjford - 4.5ptd

Round 2
=1. Touring Mars - 14pts
=1. peterjford - 14pts
3. Pescara For GT5 - 11pts
=4. 01GTP - 7pts
=4. TS - 7pts
=4. mafia_boy - 7pts

Round 3
1. mafia_boy - 20pts
=2. 01GTP - 16pts
=2. TS - 16pts
=2. peterjford - 16pts

Round 4
1. TS - 25pts
=2. Justin - 15pts
=2. peterjford - 15pts
=2. mafia_boy - 15pts
5. 01GTP - 10pts​

So, it is now time to put up the overall standings to announce the winner of the All-Star Caption Competition, and giving automatic entry into next year's All-Star Caption.

So, the winner.......and the All-Star Captioner............is...................

Overall Results
1. peterjford - 49.5pts
2. mafia_boy - 46.5pts
3. 01GTP - 43pts
4. TS - 42.5pts
5. Justin - 23pts
6. Touring Mars - 22pts
7. Pescara For GT5 - 19pts
8. LancerEvo7GSR - 4.5​

So it is a great big congratulations to peterjford, who never actually won a normal round but did share round 2 with 01GTP, and he is crowned All-Star Captioner and will be in for next year's comepetition

I would like to take this time to thank everyone who entered and thank you all for your support, it has been absolutely fun doing this, I hope you all agree and for those that do this normally, normal service will be resumed later today.

 

[01GTP]

Congrats to peterjford for the overall win. 👍
Thanks for your votes everybody and it is nice to see a different winner for each caption.

 

[Ian Poole]

Right then, time for normal service to be resumed with the NASCAR Caption competition and for round 13, allow me to introduce............Clint Bowyer

Get cracking boys and girls and the closing will be Friday evening.

My caption is:

CB: You can lead a moose to a birthday cake but you can't make him eat it

 

[Touring Mars]

Congrat peterjford

Sarah Jessica Parker in a shameless attempt to promote Sex And The City 2 to a wider audience​

 

[Northstar]

Bowyer: What the 🤬 is this?​

 

[TS]

Clint, I am dissappoint with your 2009 season.

 

[peterjford]

Congrats to peterjford for the overall win. 👍
Thanks for your votes everybody and it is nice to see a different winner for each caption.

Thanks! I didn't think I had a chance against the rest of you. I just hoped to make some of you laugh as much as you make me laugh.

 

[peterjford]

Bowyer: My agent is soooo fired!​

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Clint Bowyer, you have been sentenced to one year of Room With A Moose, enjoy your Moosey Fate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcNHGI4IOi8&feature=related​

 

[mafia_boy]

Sarah Jessica Parker in a shameless attempt to promote Sex And The City 2 to a wider audience

/Round 13. Give TM the 10pts. already, that was priceless!!

 

[01GTP]

Don't you have a bigger piece of cake? This won't do much when I cram it into the stag's face.
​

 

[Ian Poole]

Okay guys, time to get voting and because of myself being in London and therefore needing the sleep, which means i miss the Coke 600, i will keep voting open until 2100 Monday night GMT, which is about 1600 in Florida and 1400 in California.

CB: You can lead a moose to a birthday cake but you can't make him eat it

Sarah Jessica Parker in a shameless attempt to promote Sex And The City 2 to a wider audience

Bowyer: What the 🤬 is this?

Clint, I am dissappoint with your 2009 season.

Bowyer: My agent is soooo fired!

Clint Bowyer, you have been sentenced to one year of Room With A Moose, enjoy your Moosey Fate.

Don't you have a bigger piece of cake? This won't do much when I cram it into the stag's face

My votes are:

1. Touring Mars
2. Pescara

 

[peterjford]

1. Touring Mars
2. Touring Mars
3. Justin

Is it just me or does that look like some kind of crappy home shopping network set? "Order now with a credit card and my Moose friend will bring you some cake"

 

[Northstar]

1)Touring Mars
2)Peterjford

I think TM is on CED(Caption Enhancing Drugs), there is no way someone can be that good at them.

 

[01GTP]

1. Justin
2. peterjford

I could see those words coming out of Bowyer's mouth, in that order.

 

[mafia_boy]

1. TM
2. peterfjord.

I couldn't bring myself to make a caption this week after seeing TM's!!

 

[TS]

Touring Mars
peterjford