The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

[Touring Mars]

1. peterjford
2. Justin

 

[Ian Poole]

I think TM is on CED(Caption Enhancing Drugs), there is no way someone can be that good at them.

Don't worry, we start randon drug testing after this and Touring Mars name is on the list along with you Justin

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Touring Mars
Peterfjord

BTW, the youtube link was meant to be included in my caption.

 

[mafia_boy]

Don't worry, we start randon drug testing after this and Touring Mars name is on the list along with you Justin

*quickly swaps his urine samples for someone whose clean.*

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Oh, you cheating freaks, I am an all natural caption machine. *flexs*

 

[Touring Mars]

I have never taken drugs of any type - and neither has my unicorn, have you boy?

 

[Ian Poole]

Time's up guys and Touring Mars, looking forward to getting that picture ASAP

1st Touring Mars - 12pts
2nd peterjford - 7pts
3rd Justin - 4pts
4th Pescara - 1pt
=5th 01GTP - 0pts
=5th Ian Poole - 0pts
=5th TS - 0pts

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Much more of this and I am going to lose my championship lead *takes caption enhancing drugs*

 

[mafia_boy]

I'm still 2nd after missing three rounds. *nelson laugh* HA ha!!

 

[Ian Poole]

Then let's see if we can change that boys because here comes round 14:

Closing is mid Friday guys, good luck

My caption:

JPM: I've heard you can buy caption enhancing drugs
BP: Wish you could buy result enhancing drugs!

 

[TS]

Juan and Mechanic - What the hell is Jamie doing?

 

[peterjford]

JPM: Those can't be real, can they?
BP: No way those are real.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

JPM: Why are Danica's nudes up on the big screen

Danica: What the 🤬



I think there needs to be one of these every week or it just wouldn't be the same Nascar Picture Caption Competition we have came to know and love would it?

 

[Touring Mars]

As the meteor approached, Montoya contemplated all those burgers he could have had

 

[mafia_boy]

JPM: What's that in the sky??
BP: I don't know. Is it a bird? Is it a plane?? Oh 🤬, it's Super Ambrose, he's back again.

MA: I'm out to stop you wrecking our caption comp Montoya!​

 

[Northstar]

JPM:You think I'll ever be in winner's circle here?
BP: Uh Uh!​

 

[Nicksfix]

JPM - Please tell me thats not your hand on my rearend.

Mechanic - uuuuum,ohhhh,errrrr,ahhhh,sorry. I get excited when I hear your name being introduced.

 

[01GTP]

They're not saying anything....
They're watching Carrie Underwood sing the National Anthem.

http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/10/Carrie-Underwood-681x1024.jpg

 

[Ian Poole]

Right then guys, time is up and it is time to vote!

JPM: I've heard you can buy caption enhancing drugs
BP: Wish you could buy result enhancing drugs!

Juan and Mechanic - What the hell is Jamie doing?

JPM: Those can't be real, can they?
BP: No way those are real.

JPM: Why are Danica's nudes up on the big screen

Danica: What the 🤬

As the meteor approached, Montoya contemplated all those burgers he could have had

JPM: What's that in the sky??
BP: I don't know. Is it a bird? Is it a plane?? Oh 🤬, it's Super Ambrose, he's back again.

MA: I'm out to stop you wrecking our caption comp Montoya!

JPM:You think I'll ever be in winner's circle here?
BP: Uh Uh!

JPM - Please tell me thats not your hand on my rearend.

Mechanic - uuuuum,ohhhh,errrrr,ahhhh,sorry. I get excited when I hear your name being introduced.

They're not saying anything....
They're watching Carrie Underwood sing the National Anthem.
http://blog.newsok.com/television/files/2009/10/Carrie-Underwood-681x1024.jpg

My votes are: (even though it is a tough week)

1. Pescara
2. NicksFix

 

[Nicksfix]

1. Pescara
2. Ian Poole

 

[01GTP]

1. Pescara
2. peterjford

I had a good laugh at Nick's caption though. 👍

 

[Northstar]

1)Nicksfix
2)Pescara

 

[Pescara for GT5]

1. Ian Poole
2. TS

Poole's comment had me in stitches, and TS had my non nascar watching friends laughing, and I feel bad getting votes when all I did was a Danica nude joke, but in the words of Mills Lane, I'll allow it.

 

[TS]

1. Pescara for GT5
2. nicksfix

 

[Ian Poole]

Time is up folks and Pescara, you are now officially banned from using Danica jokes in this thread

1st - Pescara 9pts
2nd - NicksFix 4pts
3rd - Ian Poole 3pts
=4th - peterjford 1pt
=4th - TS 1pt
=6th - 01GTP 0pts
=6th = Justin 0pts
=6th - mafia_boy 0pts
=6th - Touring Mars 0pts

So Pescara, lemme have it and we can get it up

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Joey Logano doing his best Bo Duke impression.

BTW, looks like we have a decent battle for second place, TS, Mafia_Boy, Ian Poole, and Justin are all within 5 points of each other, not to mention Nicksfix and Peterfjord being in striking distance of that spot too.

 

[mafia_boy]

JL: Guys, a little help please.....I'm about to fall out of the car here!!
Film Crews: Screw that, we're watching and filming this for the moment you fall out and land on your ass, it will be on Sportscenter and Failblog in no time!!​

 

[Ian Poole]

After many attempts to try and get his hands on Kevin Harvick, someone decided they had had enough of Joey trying to get in the car and threw the towel in for him​

 

[TS]

Joey: I wonder how Denny Hamlin copes with getting in and out of these cars with the bum knee. I'm 10 years younger than him, with 2 good knees and I'm struggling with this!

 

[peterjford]

JL: "As you can all see, you just spray and wipe and even the dirt, grease and grime from a 200 mile race comes right off."