The "Are You a Psychopath" test!

[Grayfox]

Really, i do not need a test to tell me what i am like.

I laugh like the joker from the batman cartoons?

Think that makes me insane a bit.

 

[BobK]

My answer was, "How the hell would I know?"

 

[Brett]

I thought that the man may have been dating the sister, and the first woman saw her as an obstacle...

I had the same thought.

 

[kikie]

Don't you see, this thread was actually created to see who is eligible to become a mod.

We all fail miserably.

 

[Lizard]

I got the question wrong.

My mum got it right.

 

[Slash]

Totally dumbfounded when the question was asked.

 

[TB]

My mum got it right.

Run. Run and never return.

 

[Carbonox]

If I've heard that question before and therefore knew the answer, do I qualify as a psychopath?

 

[MadFlavour]

I'm a psychopath. Not suprised.

👍

 

[MoLiEG]

And I thought I was a bit of a psycho...

Guess not...

 

[Danoff]

This is really a puzzle. If you're good at brain teasers, you can figure out what a pyscho might say in response. Not me though, I couldn't figure it out.

 

[photonrider]

I'm a psychopath. Not suprised.

Psychopaths aren't usually. Though sometimes they are surprising, themselves.

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

I thought, "hmm, probably because she wanted to see if he would show up for that funeral too so she could see him again"...then I scrolled down and changed my answer.

I'm sane, I swear. The voices in my head tell me I'm completely normal all the time.

 

[MiuraSV777]

I'm completely sane. Or am I?

10 years old. I was 4 when this was created.

 

[Joel]

I thought that the sister was eyeing up the guy as well and she saw her as competition

 

[Lucas]

I knew the answer because I had read it somewhere before, and I couldn't come up with it. But it did seem quite logical, at the time!

 

[niky]

I thought that the sister was eyeing up the guy as well and she saw her as competition

When you look at it from afar, it's obvious in hindsight. Psychopaths have a complete lack of empathy. They don't view other human beings as human beings. They view them as animals.


Well... worse. People typically have empathy for cute, cuddy animals. Psychopaths treat other people like objects.



Would you be jealous if your crush liked your car? No. If your crush was a mechanic and crashing the car (let's assume it's a piece of garbage and it's insured) meant you got to spend more time with her/him/whatever, would you?

 

[kikie]

I'm completely sane. Or am I?

10 years old. I was 4 when this was created.

Don't worry, at the age of 14, you still have time enough to develop psychopathic tendencies.

 

[TheDabbinDave]

The woman [who killed the mother] found out the sister was fornicating with the man, who turns our to be the two girl's biological father, who the mother had raped and got pregnant with twins (2 girls). Being that the twin sisters had "daddy issues", raised by a single mother who was also a self loathing prostitute who was fired from NASA when Borack O'bama shut down the space program, they had a thing for older men who look just like Bubba Clinton, with a severe limp from one leg being 3 inches shorter than the other.

The 2 final episodes of Breaking Bad will be 2 hours each, including commercials of course. Now back to watching GTA5 walk through videos on YouTube...

 

[Anathema]

I actually saw this numerous times before seeing this thread, and I answered it half right the first time I heard it.

I think my response was something like "She killed her sister because the man was her sister's boyfriend and she wanted to see him again sometime."

 

[AerodyManiac]

Oh dear, I think I got it half correct.
After reading the question and thinking a bit, I came up with the answer 'She killed her sister because the man is her sister's husband.'
Hopefully I won't be a crime-commiting crazy man in the future.
(Really, please don't let that happen.)

 

[Alex.]

Me and my dad couldn't get it and my mother got it instantly....

 

[kennylmao]

Would you be jealous if your crush liked your car? No. If your crush was a mechanic and crashing the car (let's assume it's a piece of garbage and it's insured) meant you got to spend more time with her/him/whatever, would you?

I would crush my mechanic with my car.

Wait...

 

[Sage Ages]

Psychopaths have a complete lack of empathy.

Not necessarily true. They do have empathy, just not like a normal person would.

 

[kikie]

As far as I remember, they have empathy but they can switch it off.





Just like vampires can.

 

[DG_Silva]

It's funny how most of the women seem to be getting this one right...

 

[photonrider]

You must have fun poking at Hornets' nests.

 

[niky]

Not necessarily true. They do have empathy, just not like a normal person would.

It has been shown that they can exercise empathy, but that it is not triggered when presented with a situation that would normally trigger it, and they do not apply it to other human beings.

Picking nits, though. If someone has the potential to feel remorse, but never feels it, it's just as good as the remorse not being there.

 

[kikie]

Some time ago when I was watching a documentary about serial killers, one serial killer (a psychopath) in particular started crying, in court, when a mother of one of the victims started talking to the killer, saying that she forgave him and that he must have had a bad childhood (or something like that) and she felt for him.
He, the killer, also thank her in the upmost humble way.

Another psychopath said in an interview that he has a lot of love for his children, real love.

 

[PeterJB]

I assumed that the sister got with the guy first.