Shem Vs Taxi. Round 2
This time it's not a race.
I went out today on a casual ride around the city. I set my sights on 50k for a nice ride out. Weather is clear and bike is slowly becoming broken in raking up the mileage.
I visit my father, drop off some shoes to him and grab a Gatorade and continue on my way. Passing through the city centre I decide to see who's in the office and drop in for a game of worms and some fried chicken for an hour.
On my way home I take the scenic route over the mountains to see how the new bike deals with the climbs. Rather well it seems, being so much lighter than the old one.
I get to around 300m from home and the traffic is built up in town so I take care so as to not go whizzing around and getting in a fix. At the top of my road the lights change and I pass a few cars that are stationary when out of nowhere some unmentionable opens his taxi door right as I'm alongside it.
It could have been worse. There could have been no car on the other side to fall onto. He could have opened it before I was alongside and I would have gone into it. I could have been distracted by the Spring Festival decorations. I could have, God forbid, doing more than 5mph.
As it was he opened the door and pretty much sandwiched me between the taxi door and the car in the next lane. A torrent of abuse followed, mainly stuff that one's mother doesn't like to hear from their child.
I was so angry I had to tell myself to calm down. The guy who did it was in a state of shock after my stream of profanities. Even if he didn't understand the words, he knew what I meant by the evil tones I was using for the C word.
I cycled on trying to clear my head and forget about it, got some smokes and a bottle of water from the local shop and inspected the bike for damage. Not a scratch, luckily enough. My leg, on the other hand.....erm....leg(?), wasn't so lucky and got a bit of a bruising. Nothing major but it's a bit tender.
I would usually avoid riding anywhere near car doors when they're parked in case some one gets out, but this c**t literally opened the door as the taxi was slowing down to stop!
Anyway, safe and sound at home now trying to massage my own neck from riding in the drops for most of the day. Looking forward to giving the
old new girl the first clean and oil tomorrow. I must think of a name for my bike...