The cool flash game thread

[niky]

Kids, that is why Flash should die... Must be some epic slowdown on that!

Haven't fired up Kongregate for a dog's age, ever since I got my Turismo fix. Might just mosey on down to see what's new.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Kids, that is why Flash should die... Must be some epic slowdown on that!

A three second pineapple bomb takes 3 minutes to blow. Epic slowdown indeed.

These flashgames are 100% dependent on the CPU, right? I guess the Atom 330 is not much of a gaming chip. lol

 

[niky]

A three second pineapple bomb takes 3 minutes to blow. Epic slowdown indeed.

These flashgames are 100% dependent on the CPU, right? I guess the Atom 330 is not much of a gaming chip. lol

A better browser may help... but even on fast PCs, some of the worst (in terms of memory use) flash games still slow down. I even get bog on my (not so slow) desktop if the game is memory intensive enough.

Didn't catch that 2.5 hour bit on the first read-through... Gads, you're a more patient man than I! Oh well... back to doing 4 hour enduros for no money...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Can you cure zombieism before it's too late? I cured it on March 13, 2014.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/sarahnorthway/rebuild

Edit: I found out you can end the game different ways when I continued to play. I wont spoil them for you.

 

[Solid Lifters]

http://www.addictinggames.com/sierra-7-game.html

A FPS I actually like.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Played Rebuild again and did pretty good. Nobody else is playing this? Shame 'cause it's a good one.

 

[Apok]

Wow you got all three endings in 90 days?
Somebody has too much spare time.

This was my latest try.

And yes I named my city GTPlanet!

 

[Solid Lifters]

Wow you got all three endings in 90 days?
Somebody has too much spare time.

Quiet, you! Or'll you give away my positon as a dedicated, industrious employee!

 

[Solid Lifters]

Another addictive launch game... Burrito Bison http://www.kongregate.com/games/JuicyBeast/burrito-bison

You're a bison doing some shopping and while passing by the candy isle, an evil bag of gummy bears grabs you into their portal to a new demension. A new land. Candyland!

You're forced like a slave/gladiator to fight the Super Jaw Breaker but you have other plans. An escape from Candyland. Tons of upgrades are available for purchase to aid you. Hit the dial at the 12 o'clock position for max power. You're gonna need it.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Zombie Trailer Park http://www.addictinggames.com/zombie-trailer-park-game.html

Can you survive four stages of zombie attacks and save the trailer park? Find out now with this simple strategy game. It's a fast game if you don't have much time to play. Prevent the zombies from destroying you trailer park base and destroy their base first.

Here are my times for the four stages.

 

[granturismite]

this may be one of the most difficult interweb games I have come across (warning. very violent shooting/sniping game)

Very very hard game

 

[Lain]

GemCraft Labyrinth:
http://armorgames.com/play/10317/gemcraft-labyrinth

The GemCraft series are my favorite Tower Defense games, and Labyrinth is the latest release. It's got an absurd amount of options stuffed into it, it's great.

 

[Solid Lifters]

this may be one of the most difficult interweb games I have come across (warning. very violent shooting/sniping game)

Very very hard game

I tried that game and it's flawed. My guess is this game was made by pot smoking morons.

First off, like you said, it's insanely difficult. Two, you can't buy the Beretta 9mm at the start of the game, for some stupid reason, though you have enough money for it. Third, I think it was the 13th level I faced three armored pickup trucks, 6 squads and two UAVs and it was just me and my AK. Plus, if that's not bad enough, when I shoot and blow up the three trucks, the smoke and flames cover up so many shooters, you can't see any of them! They then quickly destroy your base before you can blindly shoot at them through all the smoke and flames! So, so stupid! If that's not bad enough, there are times you can't kill an enemy you've targeted unless you kill somebody else first!

I hate it when games like this are made by pot smoking morons.

 

[Dan360]

Wow you got all three endings in 90 days?

I've found another ending:

 

[Apok]

Oh. I was under the impression there were only three.
What's the fourth one?
Close the portal, draft a constitution, find cure and...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Oh. I was under the impression there were only three.
What's the fourth one?
Close the portal, draft a constitution, find cure and...

Capture every square.

 

[Dan360]

Oh. I was under the impression there were only three.
What's the fourth one?
Close the portal, draft a constitution, find cure and...

...Domination. Conquer every square on the map. The problem is the last few squares will have loads of zombies, but it should be no match against your developed army.

 

[Apok]

Ah! 💡
Makes sense.

 

[AlexGTV]

A fun little game I learned from Wienish:

Sugar,Sugar

Note: If you get past level 19 let me know!

 

[Apok]

I got past level 19 and enjoyed that one quite a bit.
Have no idea how I would explain it to you though.

 

[AlexGTV]

I got past level 19 and enjoyed that one quite a bit.
Have no idea how I would explain it to you though.

Since there is no reverse gravity button a PrintScreen and uploading the image would suffice. If you ever feel like completing it again please enlighten us.

 

[Apok]

Will do sooner or later.

 

[Solid Lifters]

I know what needs to be done for level 19 but I can't seem to draw lines straight enough to do it. LOL


Done.

 

[TB]

Shellshock Live - gain experience, upgrade tank, pummel me.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Shellshock Live - gain experience, upgrade tank, pummel me.

How do you upgrade your tank? I played for two hours and all I did was hit level four which is 'three bounce' weapon.

 

[TB]

How do you upgrade your tank? I played for two hours and all I did was hit level four which is 'three bounce' weapon.

It appears I jumped the gun on my description last night. I saw experience and thought though you could upgrade. As it turns out, it's unlock, instead.

 

[Solid Lifters]

It appears I jumped the gun on my description last night. I saw experience and thought though you could upgrade. As it turns out, it's unlock, instead.

Ah, OK. I'm not too fond of it. It takes too long. Plus, you're dependent on others to hurry up and to play the game correctly. A lot don't. Too much for me, anyway.

Here's a fun and fast past game with the usual mouse action and fun upgrades... http://www.kongregate.com/games/mat...edium=email&utm_campaign=2011-03-11+kongemail

 

[niky]

I don't know if these have been posted.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Void/hack-slash-crawl
Kind of fun... sort of a Diablo Lite... but seriously lacks a save option and kind of bogs when you get to higher levels.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/thebaboon/mitoza
This one is really, really, really, really trippy. A good two or three hours diversion.

 

[Neal]

Katamari Hack
http://kathack.com/

Works of GTP News page but not the forum for some reason.

 

[niky]

Interesting one!