The dumbest thing you ever did?

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TankAss95
Really? Nasty... :scared:

Cuts are horrible. Luckily I haven't had much of them to deal with. The only serious injury I've ever had was a burn and it really wasn't painful after the first 2 seconds it was inflicted.
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Nah, I don't remember it hurting at all.. I just went and washed it out a bit and got the teacher.. I didn't shout or anything when it happened either.. The teacher just thought I wanted help with my project and actually ignored me for a second.. :dopey:

Also got bit on the face by a dog when I was nine.. I cried a lot but dont remember it hurting.. :)

I cut my thumb quite deep with a stanly knive last summer when insulating a loft. I cut through the top of my fingernail and it hurt like hell and blead a lot.. Wasn't that bad a cut though.. :)
 
Me and my friend while we were young after watching fast and the furious decided to play chicken on our bikes. I said I would go left and he would go right. Now since we were little no brain rug rats we did not know that when he went right he was going my left. So we crashed and went inside and got patched up.

Another dumb kid story was when I took the power cord from my dads laptop and stuck it in my mouth still plugged in. I am not that good with electrical shock.

The other day in fact I shocked myself while talking to a girl my age. :dunce: I guess I did make her laugh.
 
Peter.
Am I the only person who has swallowed a coin as a child? It was unpleasant.
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I swallowed a quarter when i was 7. We both feel special now. But my stomach almost "exploded" that day. (thats what i thought at that time)
 
I swallowed a small marble when I was a kid, never heard it hitting the toilet.
 
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Ok, im back with another stupid thing (Just remembered about people swalloing stuff). Anyway I was in school and my ear hurt really bad, so I itched my ear inside with my pencil. Anyway, about 5 or so months later I was to the doctors getting water shot throught my ear, because I got a piece of led stuck in there.
 
Not the dumbest thing that I have ever done, but the dumbest thing I have done this week. This morning I dropped my kid off a the wrong school.
 
Motor City Hami
Not the dumbest thing that I have ever done, but the dumbest thing I have done this week. This morning I dropped my kid off a the wrong school.
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What!!?? How did you manage that?!
New school or something?
 
Dennisch
Shearing of the top of my pinkie, and stretching it back into place, that hurts. A lot. And I mean a lot. And I ain't no sissy.
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Dumbest thing I've ever done? Hmm, there's like a million thoughts going through my mind right now...

In high school, where all the stupid things happen, I was stupidly trying to spit on a man at the top of the stairs, when he was on the bottom. Next thing I know he's bolted and a teacher appeared!

She was this sweet little thing, and next thing I know the spit landed on her!!
I got two months worth of afternoon detention with her, but it wasn't all bad because she opened up to me a bit, and the simple fact of the matter is: she was a hot teacher :crazy:

A smaller stupidier story is this: Tried to jump over trampoline on my bmx, my rear tire hit the trampoline and I flew right off :dopey:
 
Well, there was this one time I said I was a test driver...
 
race'emhard
Well, there was this one time I said I was a test driver...
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Yeah that was silly. But hey, if the dumbest thing you've ever done in your life is lying on an Internet forum, then I take my hat off to you.
 
I thought you were going to tell us you lied to a woman and told her you were a test driver for real. i wouldve said i have a similar lie i told a woman about being an amateur race car driver whist on a date. i cant believe i did it but it just came out. i think i said that i wouldve gone to the pro circuit but the doctors advised me not to after "the accident" hehe. she just ate it right up. i know i know i am evil...
Its probably the only lie i have ever told a girl, i just wanted to see how she would react
 
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Vandenal
Nismo must've trained and trusted you well, to be a test driver of such super cars.

Did you use the line "I was a test driver?" to get laid?
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While I did make that up, I'm not saying I don't know what I'm doing behind the wheel. And no, I did not use that line, I'm not that stupid.
 
Riding a bicycle without working brakes, on a gravel road, at 20+ km/h, wearing no protection, along with a friend who braked right in front of me.

The collision, resulting a gash to to my left knee, abrasions on both my hands, and a 2-inch wide open wound on my right knee, will definitely remind me to never do that again :dunce:
 
Peter.
Am I the only person who has swallowed a coin as a child? It was unpleasant.
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I accidentally swallowed a 50 pence coin when I was about 8 or 9 years old. :dunce:

When I was 14 years old, just having fun in a playground, I landed jaw-first into a horizontally placed steel monkey bar after getting too much swing from another monkey bar beside it, slightly above.

I ended up getting three stitches on my jaw. I consider myself lucky that I didn't get any neck or back injuries after dropping from nearly 8 feet flat on my back and head on rough gravel. :scared::crazy:
 
zedextreme8177
The collision, resulting a gash to to my left knee, abrasions on both my hands, and a 2-inch wide open wound on my right knee, will definitely remind me to never do that again :dunce:
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I used to be a bike rider like you, then I took a planet in the knees.
 
Stop taking my medicine and get angry at my mom and push her down then get in a fight with the cops... bad day... if you take medicine, for anything, don't randomly stop it. I couldve been killed that day.
 
I see some people have done some pretty dumb, or rather funny, things lol.

The first thing that comes to mind when I think about something dumb I've done....

When I was a kid, maybe 7/8?, I was peeling/cutting a piece of sugar cane. I don't know if most people know how to do this but basically its like a branch of a tree, when you peel the bark off of it, you use a knife and cut outward to peel the bark off. This is the same method for sugar cane. Anyways, I was peeling the sugar cane BUT with the knife (rather large one at that) coming inward, towards me, and let's just say my thumb wasn't in the best spot. When I was peeling it, the knife came right into my thumb slicing in in half, not the whole thumb but down the whole length of nail.

My thumb is fine now, and has been for at least 20 years lol, but I learned a valuable lesson....always cut AWAY from you, not towards you.
 
Getting hurt: Probably drifting on the road with knobbie tires (dirtbike), and losing the front end under braking. Even though it was only 40km/h I still got torn up a bit.
Not hurt but could've been: Apart from every time I dirtbike (trees don't move), drafting my friend at 120km/h with the bike, he was in an SUV...
 
Bluntified
*Tumb Story*

....always cut AWAY from you, not towards you.
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I was cutting a lemon when I was around 6 or 7 and I had a massive knife, I was cutting towards myself and I cut my index finger real bad. I still have the scar today. (In other words, I learned the same lesson).
 
terminator363
I was cutting a lemon when I was around 6 or 7 and I had a massive knife, I was cutting towards myself and I cut my index finger real bad. I still have the scar today. (In other words, I learned the same lesson).
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Too bad we couldn't have read this when we were younger eh lol.
 
Bluntified
My thumb is fine now, and has been for at least 20 years lol, but I learned a valuable lesson....always cut AWAY from you, not towards you.
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That . . . and your userID have my brain now tied in knots.

Yes - cutting away is a lesson soon learned by anybody who uses knives for any length of time - either bluntified or sharpened - though I've heard say that a sharp knife is safer than a blunt one.

The dumbest thing I ever did was yesterday - reading a book and then tried to 'stretch' the small illustration on the page with my fingers - the way I would expand a graphic on the screen of my iPhone.

I thought the browser had frozen.

I'm still feeling sheepish.
 
Reaching behind the computer to plug in the keyboard, without actually looking.

Electric shocks do not feel good...

Lost count of how many times I've done that :dunce:
 

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