I don't know what it is about rednecks and their kind misguidedness that makes me invent new words like misguidedness, but ain't it sumpthin. I actually think rednecks are really kind and nice people, so it's sort of an aww shucks moment when they screw up and don't curse. 'Dad gum it'? What the hell did that ever mean? Anyway, if you haven't seen the foolish follies of the redneck fisherman's blooper reel then you're probably eating a croissant and holding a glass of tea with your pinky extended and Tim Tebow is sneaking up behind you ready to surprise hug you and touch noses. Are you even still reading this?