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GTPlanet Exit Poll - Which Presidential Ticket Did You Vote For?

  • Trump/Pence

    Votes: 16 27.1%
  • Biden/Harris

    Votes: 20 33.9%
  • Jorgensen/Cohen

    Votes: 7 11.9%
  • Hawkins/Walker

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • La Riva/Freeman

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • De La Fuente/Richardson

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blankenship/Mohr

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Carroll/Patel

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Simmons/Roze

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Charles/Wallace

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 15 25.4%

  • Total voters
    59
  • Poll closed .
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Live recording of his lawyer's brain:
 
Stop the Presses!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mypillow-guy-tells-steve-bannon-213700145.html

According to Mike Lindell, Trump will be BACK in office by August! And he has the evidence that's going to prove Trump won the election.

Mike Lindell is like the poster child for nose beers. Why is it that so many far-right whackjobs love to snort lines? Is coke like the fashionable thing now, or do they just wish it was 1985 again so they could take rips off a stripper's backside in their white Ferrari Testarossa?
 
Mike Lindell is like the poster child for nose beers. Why is it that so many far-right whackjobs love to snort lines? Is coke like the fashionable thing now, or do they just wish it was 1985 again so they could take rips off a stripper's backside in their white Ferrari Testarossa?

In the town where I grew up, in the early to mid 80's was a guy that had a conversion van company. Conversion vans were pretty popular back then. He also had a black Lamborghini Countach. Still to this day that's the only Countach I've seen in person. But the reason he had that Countach was that the vans were not the only thing that was being delivered. They were being used to transport a little nose candy. So he soon went bye bye along with the company and the Countach. :lol:
 
In the town where I grew up, in the early to mid 80's was a guy that had a conversion van company. Conversion vans were pretty popular back then. He also had a black Lamborghini Countach. Still to this day that's the only Countach I've seen in person. But the reason he had that Countach was that the vans were not the only thing that was being delivered. They were being used to transport a little nose candy. So he soon went bye bye along with the company and the Countach. :lol:

And....you're saying he now runs a pillow company? :D
 
Is coke like the fashionable thing now, or do they just wish it was 1985 again so they could take rips off a stripper's backside in their white Ferrari Testarossa?
Now I have to confess, I haven't snorted any lines of anything, much less off of any part of a stripper, but I have driven a Testarossa and that sounds...exhausting.
 
Now I have to confess, I haven't snorted any lines of anything, much less off of any part of a stripper, but I have driven a Testarossa and that sounds...exhausting.

You do the coke first... obviously... [/s]
 
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Mike Lindell is like the poster child for nose beers. Why is it that so many far-right whackjobs love to snort lines? Is coke like the fashionable thing now, or do they just wish it was 1985 again so they could take rips off a stripper's backside in their white Ferrari Testarossa?

These people give cocaine a bad name.
 
Apparently Delta and Coca-Cola spoke out against GA's new laws and Marco Rubio is pissed.



And he's getting reamed as Marco Rubio does.





Meanwhile in Texas a black man is getting dragged behind a pickup truck American Airlines and Dell have also made statements against that state's New Jim Crow laws.

 
The MLB finally made the decision. Where they're going next we don't know yet but it ain't Georgia because Georgia sucks.

I have decided that the best way to demonstrate our values as a sport is by relocating this year’s All-Star game,” Manfred said. “Major League Baseball fundamentally supports voting rights for all Americans and opposes restrictions to the ballot box.

And the Georgia governor doubled down! What's the best thing to do when you make a mistake? Well, obvious it's to disrespect the person who pointed out the mistake. That should smooth things over.

Major League Baseball caved to fear, political opportunism and liberal lies,” Kemp said in a statement.

The New Confederacy. I've been getting flak all 2020 for referring to the Confederacy and Confederates but I'm not seeing the issue here. They want it.

Georgians - and all Americans - should fully understand what MLB’s knee-jerk decision means: cancel culture and woke political activists are coming for every aspect of your life, sports included.

They're doubling down on the economic weakness and destruction the South dealt with in the first place. Republicans don't understand that everybody is leaving them because of them, not in spite of them. They're convinced that they are the victim here as they actively push everyone away. And they're doing everything they can to instill fear and hatred into their constituency, fanning the flames of hatred and extremism. I mean if a single one of them simply got on Twitter and posted "Sorry we were assholes" that would be a better response than what they're actually doing.

Georgia sucks. No Dawgs.
 
Cancel culture, ****ing L.O.L.

The game wasn’t cancelled, it’s being moved. Meanwhile, the same cry babies are telling everyone to cancel... I mean boycott the MLB.
 
I wonder what happens if you're a whacked-out right-wing nutjob and a sports fan. Like what do you watch? You can't watch the NFL, you won't watch the NBA, and now you can't watch the MLB. Also, you've boycotted NASCAR, you think soccer is for fairies, and probably don't even know the NHL exists. So what do you watch?
 
I wonder what happens if you're a whacked-out right-wing nutjob and a sports fan. Like what do you watch? You can't watch the NFL, you won't watch the NBA, and now you can't watch the MLB. Also, you've boycotted NASCAR, you think soccer is for fairies, and probably don't even know the NHL exists. So what do you watch?

Cornhole.

https://www.iplaycornhole.com/

Some of it's sponsors are Johnsonville Sausage and Bush's Beans. It's got a lot of fat guys playing which right-wing whackos can relate to. They've probably played it themselves while drunk at a University of Georgia football game tailgate party. Right up their alley.
 
I wonder what happens if you're a whacked-out right-wing nutjob and a sports fan. Like what do you watch? You can't watch the NFL, you won't watch the NBA, and now you can't watch the MLB. Also, you've boycotted NASCAR, you think soccer is for fairies, and probably don't even know the NHL exists. So what do you watch?

 
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Y'all don't play cornhole?! Oh, you gotta get on this. It gets more fun the drunker you get and I know Strayans are about that life.
 
Y'all don't play cornhole?! Oh, you gotta get on this. It gets more fun the drunker you get and I know Strayans are about that life.

I'm totally gonna try it. I dunno if I can get bags of corn, but we'll just throw wombats or something.
 
I'm amazed this thread is still open. The other thread got shut down the minute Obama stepped foot on the helicopter...
 
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But he totally had the MLB's back when the Rangers decided to be the 1st team to open their stadium to full capacity, much to cheers of conservatives everywhere.

Going to be interesting to see if the conservatives in this state keep going to Rangers games b/c of "muh freedoms", or they follow Abbott & the Republican party by boycotting the Rangers' games.
 
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But he totally had the MLB's back when the Rangers decided to be the 1st team to open their stadium to full capacity, much to cheers of conservatives everywhere.

Going to be interesting to see if the conservatives in this state keep going to Rangers games b/c of "muh freedoms", or they follow Abbott & the Republican party by boycotting the Rangers' games.
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