The Official Off Topic GTA Thread
- Thread starter Blake
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- delidingo
Sorry Blake, I am blind. Seriously.
My monitor creates a bunch of braile so I can read it!
My monitor creates a bunch of braile so I can read it!
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- delidingo
Sorry that I'm posting about the game, but I must say. . .
DRIV3R IS G-A-Y!!
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DRIV3R IS G-A-Y!!
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- matthewjlcoleman
I would seriously consider killing myself if I liked Driv3r. But that decision can be reversed because Darin likes Rotaries!
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- matthewjlcoleman
Jimmy Enslashay
I'm saying he doesn't have to kill himself because he likes rotaries fool. Read properly!
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- matthewjlcoleman
Jimmy Enslashay
I was saying if I was Darin, I thought this was pretty clear.
Darin
(Banned)
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Jimmy EnslashayI would seriously consider killing myself if I liked Driv3r. But that decision can be reversed because Darin likes Rotaries!
Actually, I hate the game. I rented it I threw my car in the water I started swimming and I was going up in the air more than going striaght... The game sucks I tell ya.
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- matthewjlcoleman
Good boy, Darin! I hope the swimming is better in San Andreas.
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- matthewjlcoleman
San Andreas: Drives car into the water, climbs out of the window, swims away to safety!
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- GTP_event / kevinr6287 (farming account)
Man, do I ever wish I could swim the other day. I was doing "Martha's Mug Shot" and I had narrowly escaped death like 10 times. I had 4 health left and then I got a 6 star rating. I had no ammo. I somehow miraculously made it to a pay and spray all the way across the map with tanks after me. I never though I would get out of that alive. I then found my self a TS020 to get back in style, now that the fuzz was off my back. I was driving on the road on the first island that is perpendicular to the southernmost bridge. I hit a bump, my car flipped and I was going at near top speed (in a TS020! 
) and I slid all the way into the water and downed. I could not jump out in time... I slid a very long way..... 
) and I slid all the way into the water and downed. I could not jump out in time... I slid a very long way..... 
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- delidingo
Blake, is that police officer lifting the car?
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- delidingo
I know a very easy way to beat "Martha's Mug Shot" First, follow the Stretch with a sea sparrow instead of the PCJ. Then, land the sea sparrow on the building next to the one that you're supposed to go to. You can take the pictures from that building. After you take the pictures, jump in the sea sparrow and take a nice easy flight back to the Film Studio. Piece of cake!!Event HorizonMan, do I ever wish I could swim the other day. I was doing "Martha's Mug Shot" and I had narrowly escaped death like 10 times. I had 4 health left and then I got a 6 star rating. I had no ammo. I somehow miraculously made it to a pay and spray all the way across the map with tanks after me. I never though I would get out of that alive. I then found my self a TS020 to get back in style, now that the fuzz was off my back. I was driving on the road on the first island that is perpendicular to the southernmost bridge. I hit a bump, my car flipped and I was going at near top speed (in a TS020!
I think all of this info is accurate. I havn't played that mission in a long time. By the way, I did this on the PS2 version if it changes anything.
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- matthewjlcoleman
Yeah I do that, too. Also, he's actually getting into his car in that picture, but the angle makes it look like he's lifting it.
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- delidingo
Hmmmmmm. . . 
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- matthewjlcoleman
You didn't tell me. Also, unblock me on MSN, or re-add me or whatever. I never seen you after I added you from that convo with Jack.
