The Picture Battle!

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Everyone (minus lotto winners) who's rich has worked their ass off to achieve it. I don't care who you are or what you say.
 
Anderton Prime
By the way, how about not posting huge pictures or four pictures instead of one medium-sized one? When the page starts getting 20+ posts on it, it getts tremendously annoying waiting for it all to load, no matter what the speed of your internet connection.

I'm not sure it matters very much. A new page gets made when one reaches a certain length. If one assumes a rather constant ratio of text to images, each page will take a similar amount of time to load.

That being said I haven't noticed any load time on this thread, so I didn't realize others were having problems.
 
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Sesame Street was brought to you by the number 10 and the letter A.
 
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"O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy."

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch > any grenade

One...two...five-
Three, sir!
 
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Dr. Doom > Dr. Evil

(gotta keep this moving, can't stand the kid with the snot... must get to a new page)
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I could contest that; botched surgery is malpractice. And to be honest, I'd rather have surgical intruments floating around inside me than have my arm attached to my ear, so botched surgery is not better than malpractice.

But I'll let it slip.

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Successful surgery>botched surgery

I've got the before-and-after pictures. It ain't pretty, but now the guy's arm is back wehre it used to be and it works, too!
 
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Being Healthy > Needing Surgery


(yea the snotty kid was funny, I'm just wishing it didn't end up at the top of the page)
 
eliseracer

One of the reasons why I laughed so hard was that the same thing happened to me at a football practice. I was always very sick back then. I had a horrible flu that I was just coming off of, and everybody was always so suprised at how quick my out-of-shape ass tired out. I'd always get seriously exhausted because I wasn't breathing correctly, plus I had serious congestion.

Anyway, we were doing this play, and I would up getting dogpiled after the running back landed on me and the defender I was blocking, after being tackled by like 10 other guys. Basically, everyone just crashed on top of me. When I stood up, I went to take out my mouthpiece and I noticed something strange. I went over to my coach and I was like, "I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T BREATHE!"

It looked like someone set off a snot-grenade inside my facemask. It was horrible. It was everywhere...all over the bars and dripping down onto my jersey and everything. I had to rinse my stuff out, hahaha.

Go, Mucus!
 
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