The Picture Battle!

[Sakiale]

You forgot to fix 'Ill make you a cannoli you can't refuse'

Giant Diet Coke > fat man

 

[Danoff]

Fixed.

Usually google tells me when I can't spell... not this time.

 

[TB]

Sugarcane > Splenda

 

[Sakiale]

Can't argue with that. Splenda tastes like ****

 

[UnoMOTO]

Back to something sweet AGAIN...I feel diabeties setting in.

 

[Sakiale]

Kumquat> sugar, then.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Baby oranges... ...from your personal orange tree. > Kumquat

 

[Keef]

Wow. Such unhappy oranges are they.

 

[TB]

Orange ear plugs > Screaming baby oranges

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Prof. Frinks Hamburger Ear muffs > Orange ear plugs

 

[steven]

hot pants > hamburger curse that make all americans fat

 

[Danoff]

^^ That almost looks painful.

 

[Omnis]

SSC > Tight pants.

 

[steven]

HA !

 

[TB]

Torsion Bar beats Testicular Torsion

Literally.

 

[Diablomonkey]

Lotus Elise (one of the best handling cars ) > Parts that make your "Lesser" car kinda handle better

 

[zoxxy]

Skateboard > any other type of transportation

 

[TB]

Pothole > Skateboard

 

[UnoMOTO]

Asphalt Grinder > Potholes

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

concrete > asphalt grinder

 

[a917fan]

asphalt > concrete.....always

 

[Diablomonkey]

Touge > Strait Boring Road

 

[Slicks]

Closed Course > Open Road.

 

[fatman_5050]

This corkscrew > That corkscrew

 

[TB]

And This corkscrew > That corkscrew

 

[TheCracker]

Sabrage > corkscrew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

 

[UnoMOTO]

This corkscrew > That corkscrew

That was funny....I really did laugh out loud!

 

[UnoMOTO]

Ship bottle opener > sword bottle opener

 

[Danoff]

More bottles > Fewer bottles

 

[Slicks]

Big bottle > Smaller bottles.