The Political Satire/Meme Thread

[PeterJB]

 

[UKMikey]

 

[Adamgp]

 

[UKMikey]

Spoiler: the right's one joke

Breaking news:

 

[McLaren]

Better throw Jared Schmuck’s face on that PS instead. The President is asking your kids what they want for Christmas and you tell him “**** you” but in super secret code.

But hey, he was actually joking in frustration and loves Joe like a good follower of Christ….

 

[Dennisch]

 

[GranTurNismo]

I hate YouTube ads with a passion- lately, I've been getting two ads at the beginning of most videos. The first being unskippable, and the second being skippable after six seconds. It really sucks, and it only seems to be getting worse.

Not relevant to the thread, but today for the first time, I saw two unskippable ads before a youtube video. This is now the worst it has ever been in terms of Youtube bombarding ads at you.

 

[TexRex]

Schmuck’s

I'm going with "Schmeckel." Yiddish is fun.

 

[UKMikey]

I'm going with "Schmeckel." Yiddish is fun.

From what I can determine a schmuck is a bigger version of a shmekl as it has the diminutive removed.

What is the exact Yiddish meaning of "schmuck"?

Answer (1 of 11): As others have said, it literally means “penis.” However, in common use among Yiddish speakers it means a very bad, nasty person, and is almost exclusively applied to men. In English it means “Jerk,” or even “Loser,” but in Yiddish, it is a lot worse. A shmok, or shmuck, however...

www.quora.com

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[Chrunch Houston]

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50 seconds

 

[TexRex]

Imagine having such thin skin for someone else that you can't chuckle at a harmless joke.

Has Ben (has-been?) figured out what to do with his wood?

 

[MIE1992]

Imagine having such thin skin for someone else that you can't chuckle at a harmless joke.

Has Ben (has-been?) figured out what to do with his wood?

All I know about Ben is that:

1. He sounds like Kermit the Frog if he browsed Reddit too much.

and

2. He can't sexually satisfy his wife for jack.

 

[UKMikey]

Imagine having such thin skin for someone else that you can't chuckle at a harmless joke.

Has Ben (has-been?) figured out what to do with his wood?

There seems to be a bit of tiny hands energy coming from shorty Shapiro himself too. Are there any photos of him standing next to people whose heights we can independently verify as opposed to some guy he just picked out of an audience?

 

[McLaren]

Benny is as tall as Candace whose 5’7”. This makes sense considering Ben is also as tall/slightly taller than Joe Rogan whose definitely not 5’9” either.

All I know about Ben is that:

1. He sounds like Kermit the Frog if he browsed Reddit too much.

Jordan Peterson is the one who sounds like Kermit if you’ve never heard him talk before.

 

[UKMikey]

I found this photo with Nikki Haley who celeb sites say is 1.68m. Not exactly a definitive answer though.

 

[Famine]

I found this photo with Nikki Haley who celeb sites say is 1.68m. Not exactly a definitive answer though.

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I don't really know who this munchkin is, but having seen his name and image in this thread in recent days I've just figured out who he looks like:

Apparently little diddy Ben is a cousin of Mara "Matilda" Wilson.

 

[GranTurNismo]

How it started:

How it’s going:

 

[Pupik]

I'm going with "Schmeckel." Yiddish is fun.

Holy schmit, that's his real name!?!

 

[McLaren]

How it started:

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How it’s going:

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The thing here is that most tweets are not sharing what he said after this:

And then it ultimately gets down to where the rubber meets the road, and that’s where the patient is in need of help or preventing the need for help.

Lead a horse to water & all that when it comes to certain state governors doing anything they can to defy getting Covid under control, which basically ends up being as he said; the states have to solve it themselves by this point if they want it under control, but the federal government will offer any aid if asked.

 

[TexRex]

Holy schmit, that's his real name!?!

I have no room to remark on names for the sake of it, but the dude's simultaneously a douchebag and a whiny bitch (very Trumpy indeed) so he deserves to get dragged every bit as much as he has the right to mock the president on live television without fear of penalty by state actor for having done so.

 

[GranTurNismo]

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[Liquid]

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Finally, a meme that uses gen Z instead of millennial.

 

[Chrunch Houston]

Finally, a meme that uses gen Z instead of millennial.

Tucker Carlson is a Gen-Xer. We Gen-Xers weren't offended by anything.

It is appalling to see how easily offended some people are these days. Even more appalling to see how a few activists can feign outrage, and how they are damaging the culture.

They will be coming after snowmen next.

 

[GranTurNismo]

Tucker Carlson is a Gen-Xer. We Gen-Xers weren't offended by anything.

It is appalling to see how easily offended some people are these days. Even more appalling to see how a few activists feigning outrage, and how they are damaging the culture.

They will be coming after snowmen next.

Who’s they?

And aren’t you 62 or 63 years old? That’s quite far from gen X.

 

[Chrunch Houston]

Who’s they?

And aren’t you 62 or 63 years old? That’s quite far from gen X.

I am a Gen-Xer. Perhaps you missed this post.

We are the coolest generation.

 

[Pupik]

Tucker Carlson is a Gen-Xer.

Let's not mix up "outrage" or "disgusted" with "offended".

I can be offended, but not have to induce massive outrage by spewing it to everyone or even anyone. Mighty effing difference.

 

[McLaren]

Tucker Carlson is a Gen-Xer. We Gen-Xers weren't offended by anything.

It is appalling to see how easily offended some people are these days. Even more appalling to see how a few activists can feign outrage, and how they are damaging the culture.

They will be coming after snowmen next.

Conservatives is the word you’re looking for. Y’all get offended by anything and look to “feign outrage” in the name of Christianity/white victim hood.

Edit* To illustrate, here's everyone's favorite Conservative dumb-dumb getting offended by fellow Republicans saying, "Happy Kwanza".

 

[Blitz24]

Conservatives is the word you’re looking for. Y’all get offended by anything and look to “feign outrage” in the name of Christianity/white victim hood.

Edit* To illustrate, here's everyone's favorite Conservative dumb-dumb getting offended by fellow Republicans said, "Happy Kwanza".

I was today years old when I learned Kwanza is a religion.