The Political Satire/Meme Thread

[UKMikey]

Not sure sure about "ultra white" there but, ultra right for sure.

You're right. MAGA is a multiracial crusade although I'm not quite sure if 100% of the MAGAs know this.

It's a really odd complaint to level against corporation marketing entirely aimed at adults.

There might be some anti-abortion mixed in with it as well. "They're coming for our babies" sounds like classic ingroup/outgroup rabble rousing to me, though.

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[UKMikey]

To be fair the men's room shot is to illustrate his baseless bathroom bitchfit.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Danoff]

It's a threat. They want people to fear them so that they can get away with bad behavior.

 

[Blitz24]

It's a threat. They want people to fear them so that they can get away with bad behavior.

Probably NOT a good idea for a sitting member of the House of Representatives to openly threaten anyone. Then again, civility has not only gone out the window, it was probably pushed and had its tea poisoned.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

It's a threat. They want people to fear them so that they can get away with bad behavior.

Which is 99% of the time hollow posturing...what they don't realize is that they simply look like dorks and the appropriate response should always be -

I think MAGA world would fully implode if a LGBTQ activist becomes a firearms influencer.

 

[Danoff]

Probably NOT a good idea for a sitting member of the House of Representatives to openly threaten anyone. Then again, civility has not only gone out the window, it was probably pushed and had its tea poisoned.

It's sufficiently veiled that they can get away with it.

 

[Liquid]

 

[TexRex]

I can't stop laughing at how much of a non-statement this is. It's like it goes out of its way to not placate anyone. It's beautiful.

 

[Joey D]

Legal Team 🤝 PR Team

 

[Hayden]

It is an impressive amount of words to say nothing at all.

 

[TexRex]

It is an impressive amount of words to say nothing at all.

Right? It's not even an insincere apology. I can't imagine how it could possibly have been anything but deliberate.

I saw it described as a "100-word shrug."

 

[Populuxe]

I read the whole thing waiting for him to get to the point. Any point. But it never happened. I was genuinely impressed that he never did.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

I can't stop laughing at how much of a non-statement this is. It's like it goes out of its way to not placate anyone. It's beautiful.

ChatGPT Prompt: Create a vague statement about national pride & unity and mention something about beer.

 

[TexRex]

ChatGPT Prompt: Create a vague statement about national pride & unity and mention something about beer.

Words cannot describe how badly I want for ChatGPT to have cranked that out.

 

[Populuxe]

ChatGPT Prompt: Create a vague statement about national pride & unity and mention something about beer.

I decided to give it a try using that exact prompt. This is what I got:

”National pride and unity can often be embodied in the simple pleasure of enjoying a cold beer with friends, as it fosters a sense of camaraderie and shared identity.”

 

[Blitz24]

I decided to give it a try using that exact prompt. This is what I got:

”National pride and unity can often be embodied in the simple pleasure of enjoying a cold beer with friends, as it fosters a sense of camaraderie and shared identity.”

ChatGPT is trying to make me like beer. I am offended now.

 

[Lain]

I gave ChatGPT a bit more guidance over a series of 3 prompts and ended up with this:

Greetings,

As a proud American company, [Beer Company] remains committed to serving our customers with the highest quality products and services possible. We stand united with our fellow Americans in our love of great beer and our shared pride in being part of this great nation.

Our team is dedicated to upholding the values that make our country great, and we take our responsibility as a leading brand in the beverage industry seriously. We are grateful for the trust and loyalty of our customers, and we will continue to work tirelessly to exceed their expectations.

We believe that by coming together as a nation and embracing the American spirit, we can overcome any challenge and emerge stronger than ever before. We remain committed to that goal and to continuing to provide our customers with the best possible experience.

Thank you for your continued support, and cheers to a brighter future for all Americans.

Sincerely,
[Beer Company]

 

[TB]

I gave ChatGPT a bit more guidance over a series of 3 prompts and ended up with this:

Greetings,

As a proud American company, [Beer Company] remains committed to serving our customers with the highest quality products and services possible. We stand united with our fellow Americans in our love of great beer and our shared pride in being part of this great nation.

Our team is dedicated to upholding the values that make our country great, and we take our responsibility as a leading brand in the beverage industry seriously. We are grateful for the trust and loyalty of our customers, and we will continue to work tirelessly to exceed their expectations.

We believe that by coming together as a nation and embracing the American spirit, we can overcome any challenge and emerge stronger than ever before. We remain committed to that goal and to continuing to provide our customers with the best possible experience.

Thank you for your continued support, and cheers to a brighter future for all Americans.

Sincerely,
[Beer Company]

That is alarmingly similar.

 

[TexRex]

 

[Populuxe]

He’s not wrong. I do want sharp pencils.

 

[Spacegoat]

 

[UKMikey]

When the writers did the DVD commentary for this couch gag they pretended it was about how people hated channel ident watermarks in general. Yeah, right...

 

[TexRex]

 

[Chrunch Houston]

Do any women have penises? Just wondering about your thoughts.

 

[Lain]

Do any women have penises? Just wondering about your thoughts.

I assume your answer to that is no and I don’t think anyone’s gonna bother trying to persuade you otherwise, so let’s say the answer is no… what’s your point?

 

[Dennisch]

 

[MatskiMonk]

Do any women have penises?

FTM Phalloplasty is a thing... I mean, I'm not going to google it, but yeah, I'm pretty sure there are women with penises about now... in your terms anyway, I mean, if you think having a penis makes you a man, then surely they're not women with penises, they're just men.

 

[Danoff]

FTM Phalloplasty is a thing... I mean, I'm not going to google it, but yeah, I'm pretty sure there are women with penises about now... in your terms anyway, I mean, if you think having a penis makes you a man, then surely they're not women with penises, they're just men.

I think he's more interested in the reverse. The people competing in women's sports (for example) that have penises but are women.

Do any women have penises? Just wondering about your thoughts.

Clearly you've never been to Thailand. This beauty pageant includes many contestants who have a penis, and all of whom (at least that I know of) had a penis at one point.