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Real-talk, how come people think Epstein didn't kill himself? All I hear is people who claim HRC is some sort of master of assassins like Ra's al Ghul, and she orders the death of anyone who was ever within 100km of her. I mean, it sounds like Epstein's very existence was dirt on both the Clintons and Trump, and you'd think that anyone with the power of ordering assassinations - and aligned with the Clintons - would want to keep Epstein alive to further undermine Trump. And especially since the Clintons seem like they'd have less to lose, despite Epstein being their former buddy.
 
Real-talk, how come people think Epstein didn't kill himself? All I hear is people who claim HRC is some sort of master of assassins like Ra's al Ghul, and she orders the death of anyone who was ever within 100km of her. I mean, it sounds like Epstein's very existence was dirt on both the Clintons and Trump, and you'd think that anyone with the power of ordering assassinations - and aligned with the Clintons - would want to keep Epstein alive to further undermine Trump. And especially since the Clintons seem like they'd have less to lose, despite Epstein being their former buddy.

The autopsy revealed injuries that were unlikely to have been self-inflicted, he was on suicide watch however when he died the cameras were switched off and the guards were on break. If it was a homicide then it's most probable that the Clintons were behind it as they were so close to him, whereas Trump allegedly visited his private island once and never spoke to him again. That being said, it's become such a massive meme because the idea of it just being a suicide in order to avoid standing trial is far less interesting that the idea that an assassin was hired to do the job to prevent him revealing incriminating information about a third party (in descending order of likeliness, Bill Clinton, the Duke of York or President Trump), though considering the drop in security either the assassin knew their way around the prison or prison staff were complicit in the assassination, and apparently lacked the skills to be discreet and clean up their breadcrumbs as the overwhelming majority of the general population is not convinced it was a suicide.
 
There is no satire. Only hubris.


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Real-talk, how come people think Epstein didn't kill himself? All I hear is people who claim HRC is some sort of master of assassins like Ra's al Ghul, and she orders the death of anyone who was ever within 100km of her. I mean, it sounds like Epstein's very existence was dirt on both the Clintons and Trump, and you'd think that anyone with the power of ordering assassinations - and aligned with the Clintons - would want to keep Epstein alive to further undermine Trump. And especially since the Clintons seem like they'd have less to lose, despite Epstein being their former buddy.

It only sounds crazy when you believe it's only about the Clintons or Trump. I don't believe he killed himself but I also don't believe it was the Clintons. I believe Epstein (and Maxwell) are part of something bigger and used their pedophile ring to blackmale politicians and other influential people. Epstein got caught and I believe he became a risk to whoever his bosses may be. Getting in rid of him is less risky than Epstein telling the world what he knew.

Epstein is dead know but Maxwell is still out there. Where is she and why is the MSM not asking that question?
 
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Real-talk, how come people think Epstein didn't kill himself? All I hear is people who claim HRC is some sort of master of assassins like Ra's al Ghul, and she orders the death of anyone who was ever within 100km of her. I mean, it sounds like Epstein's very existence was dirt on both the Clintons and Trump, and you'd think that anyone with the power of ordering assassinations - and aligned with the Clintons - would want to keep Epstein alive to further undermine Trump. And especially since the Clintons seem like they'd have less to lose, despite Epstein being their former buddy.

The Clintons are mentioned as likely candidates because for one thing, Bill Clinton made several dozen trips with Epstein even though he admits to four or so. For another, there is a very long list of people who died under mysterious circumstances who had information detrimental to the Clintons. Many of these are suicides where the victim was shot in the back of the head.

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The Clintons are mentioned as likely candidates because for one thing, Bill Clinton made several dozen trips with Epstein even though he admits to four or so. For another, there is a very long list of people who died under mysterious circumstances who had information detrimental to the Clintons. Many of these are suicides where the victim was shot in the back of the head.

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The list of people with connections to Epstein is long, including Trump. Right now pointing it at the Clintons is just political. Certainly they belong in the discussion, but it could as easily be Trump, or Prince whatever his name was, or someone else.
 
It's laughably obvious that isn't Trump. Just look at how big those hands are.

For another, there is a very long list of people who died under mysterious circumstances who had information detrimental to the Clintons.
Says Jerry Falwell.

Evangelist Jerry Falwell has begun marketing a $43 videotape featuring an assortment of allegations involving President Clinton ranging from sexual misconduct to murder, in the most visible venture to date by conservative critics circulating damaging anti-Clinton material.

The tape, being promoted on television and in conservative publications, runs nearly two hours and highlights Larry Nichols, a former state employee in Little Rock and an avowed enemy of Clinton, accusing the President of vague complicity in the murders of “countless people.”

By repeating those unsupported charges and many others, the tape seeks to propel them beyond the right-wing newsletters, tabloid newspapers and conservative radio talk shows that have traded in such allegations and rumors since the start of the Clinton presidency--often in efforts to fuel doubts about his character and ultimately undermine his public policy agenda.
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What's more, the idea that the Clintons are obviously responsible for a supposed Epstein homicide instead of, say, Trump is absurd.

There's a great deal of photographic evidence of the Trump/Epstein relationship and Trump, who has admitted on videotape to inappropriate behavior with women and has been accused of even more inappropriate behavior with younger females made possible by his pageant dealings, previously referred to the scum bucket Epstein as a "terrific guy" and acknowledged Epstein's...erm...preferences.

With significant cronyism, it's not pure chance that Trump assigned Alex "Secret Sex Lips" Acosta--who as a civil servant gave Epstein a sweetheart deal--as Labor Secretary. And the falling-out that Donald and Jeffrey are supposed to have had? Well, it's not a stretch to think of the former as being unwilling to share and perhaps Epstein called him on it.

Of course nothing's going to come out connecting Trump to Epstein's death or sexual activities with minors while Barr is overseeing things.

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I don't believe any of these things, mind you, but it took really no effort at all to think any of it up.

That's how conspiracy theories work. You take established truths and believable rumors to make absurdities seem possible, and then you allege coverups to preemptively shut down criticism of the theory. Unfortunately it works.
 
It doesn't take much research to discover that expert medical opinions regarding Epstein's death are varied, but most agree that there can be no certainty over whether the cause of death was suicide or homicide. Certainly, it's not hard to imagine that Epstein might have preferred death to trial & long incarceration as a sex offender.
 
I'll admit I have gotten plenty of entertainment from Epstein theories, but like most conspiracy theories they're pretty much "for entertainment only". At the end of the day sex offenders are the lowest of low in prison, so it's not really surprising that they didn't exactly rush to stop him from offing himself.
 


Isn't the author (a Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist) a racist himself? When he equalizes the whole ethnic group with Nazis and racists.
 
Honestly, I think that even if the Clintons did kill Epstein - heck, even if Hillary snuck into his cell and did it herself - I wouldn't worry about it because I don't have the faith that anything would come of it, let alone any retribution. I feel like worse things have been done by all sorts of politicians all across time and nations, and it all gets swept under the rug. Here in the US, it wasn't until I was around college age that I learned about the Japanese-American internment camps, or the CIA overthrowing the Iranian gov't in '53. And then they spin it on TV, saying the Iranians hate us for our freedom, or because we're one of Israel's allies, or some unrelated drek.
 
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Honestly, I think that even if the Clintons did kill Epstein - heck, even if Hillary snuck into his cell and did it herself - I wouldn't worry about it because I don't have the faith that anything would come of it, let alone any retribution.
Hot take: It's not about holding anyone accountable. It's actually better that no effort is made to hold a predetermined individual or group accountable as doing so is vastly more likely to produce an alternate outcome than making no effort at all. Casting aspersions is the beginning and the end of it.
 
Isn't the author (a Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist) a racist himself? When he equalizes the whole ethnic group with Nazis and racists.
Which ethnic group is he associating with racists? Isn't it a racist assumption to presume the ethnicity of the guy under the hood?
 
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