The Titanic Conspiracy - Switched at Birth?
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If this continues, I'll have to deck you in the face.
We should call an end to this, it really bridge's the gap between off-topic humor and indecency. Plus, daan is getting agitated, I can see the vessels on his forehead growing.
Besides, I've had a bit too much port to think of more (sea)worthy puns.
We should call an end to this, it really bridge's the gap between off-topic humor and indecency. Plus, daan is getting agitated, I can see the vessels on his forehead growing.
Besides, I've had a bit too much port to think of more (sea)worthy puns.
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Where's Famine, he should have a wave of new ones...
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Hullo there (1st) mates!
Oh no! The big (pun) guns have deserted us an jumped overboard! Famine really was the anchor of the crew, he had a raft of material to draw from.
We have no wind in our sail and are sinking fast...
I have made a (ham)mock-ery out of this serious thread... and now its time for me to go eat a (ham)berger.
Oh no! The big (pun) guns have deserted us an jumped overboard! Famine really was the anchor of the crew, he had a raft of material to draw from.
We have no wind in our sail and are sinking fast...
I have made a (ham)mock-ery out of this serious thread... and now its time for me to go eat a (ham)berger.
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Famine's good, but I surely should have a'mast a lot of points for some of those...
I'm entitled to some recognition, am I knot?
I'm entitled to some recognition, am I knot?
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Bouy I'm glad thats over. I might aft to take a break from this thread.
Danoff
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Awl of these puns are making me seasick. I feel like I'm going to keel over and furl. Ahoy lot of time has been sunk into this and I don't feel like reading any mooring posts. Besides, it's tack(y) to send this thread off course . I think we've all gone overboard and boom should probably shut this thread down*.
*This thread is awash with comedy. Shutting it down would be a lot less fun.
*This thread is awash with comedy. Shutting it down would be a lot less fun.
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Ahoy there LANd lubbers, these grubby threads is awash with jolly-rogers trawling their internets for punny gauges. I'm a real glutton for pun-ishment, but I'm trim so far, knot a fat buoy yacht. I am thin as a plank, I need all the kelp I can jetty!
That aboat tides it up for me. I can't fathom how to land any moor puns, tryin' not to mizzen any . I think I fluke it railly. It just blows out my futtocks, its junk really.
Famine is stiller the master. Nasty bilge rat he is too!
That aboat tides it up for me. I can't fathom how to land any moor puns, tryin' not to mizzen any . I think I fluke it railly. It just blows out my futtocks, its junk really.
Famine is stiller the master. Nasty bilge rat he is too!
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2 minutes for used puns. Not cool 👎
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Looks like its time to send this thread to a watery gravey.
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Shiver me timbers, that was a right royal crow's nesting!
Alright, you convinced the crew. This archor has been hauled.
Alright, you convinced the crew. This archor has been hauled.
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Don't do this Aft- en enough but Frigate! , look at the junk these bulkheads have keel'd in th' hold
Ime not Prow'd but we need an icebreaker or these Limeys come CAP in STAN looking for their Scupper
Ime not Prow'd but we need an icebreaker or these Limeys come CAP in STAN looking for their Scupper
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God dam this is frig(ate)ing hilarious!
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eliseracer
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We should let this thread hit the rocks and sink down the board.
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