The Titanic Conspiracy - Switched at Birth?

[Sharky.]

It'll go there swimmingly.

 

[niky]

You mean we should put it on ice? I don't think so. I expect these old salts to dredge up some more of these wrecklessly hopeless puns once they get their sails back up.

 

[TVRKing]

All these puns are splitting me in half! There just so funnel it's unbelievable!

 

[High-Test]

This is funn(el)y!

I think we should dredge the topic up, because we'll get into a knot about what sank the Brittanic now.


Fire the boilers! Dead ahead for Christmas!

I won't go overboard... not while I promenade over a banana peel.


I hope somebody posts Aft me to keep the head of steam going..

 

[Solid Lifters]

I thought a mod made this thread walk the plank?

 

[niky]

He tried to sink it, but smelly fish always float back up to the surface.

So much for dry British humour. This one seems like it will go on and on...

 

[eliseracer]

So much for dry British humour. This one seems like it will go on and on...

That's because people use the same puns over and over again. Aren't you supposed to keep thinking of new ones?

 

[Solid Lifters]

That's because people use the same puns over and over again. Aren't you supposed to keep thinking of new ones?

Aye-aye, captain. The next scurvy dog to commit buggery on the high seas will get a spar to his ditty bag.

 

[TVRKing]

Aye-aye, captain. The next scurvy dog to commit buggery on the high seas will get a spar to his ditty bag.

That was first class.

 

[F1GTR]

We've gone way off-course...