The Zombie Apocalypse begins....

[HumanDestroyah]

...in Florida of all places. Hope you're stocked up and ready.
http://io9.com/5913643/how-the-zombie-apocalypse-starts-naked-man-found-eating-victims-face
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html

 

[Caz]

There was also a Texas woman who ate her baby and a few months ago a case here in Massachusetts of an elderly man who killed and was eating his wife. Its coming slowly.


Edit: mass case from April
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/04/06/shrewsbury-man-charged-in-gruesome-murder-of-wife/


Texas link ( older than I thought )
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm

 

[HumanDestroyah]

Get out! I had no clue about those other two stories. Sick people in this world.

 

[Dennisch]

Wasn't there the Chinese guy in Canada who stabbed the passenger next to him, cut off his head, and then ate various body parts?

Yup it was.

 

[f1reb1rd]

We were good in the first place... It's not 12 but we have 20ga shells coming out our ears

 

[Grayfox]

God Damn Dr Ned(who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise) why'd you have to ruin Jakobs Cove with your Zombies and wereskags?

 

[Caz]

Lol^^

 

[Grayfox]

I wanted to use the other Dr Ned but it may have been against the rules.
The one that says "Turns out he's a bad guy, Who Knew"

 

[ilikewaffles11]

I wouldn't recommend looking at the pictures of the victim.

 

[Spike125]

Nature always balances itself.
We are over populating and mother earth sends us epidemic over epidemic to contain us.
Wouldn't wonder if we get an Zombie virus sooner or later.

 

[Grayfox]

Meh, a shotgun is all you will need if you want to stay close and blow their heads off and maybe a sniper on a safe perch like a billboard(last I heard zombies can't use ladders)

 

[sumbrownkid]

People say the 2nd Amendment was based on the possibility of a Zombie uprising.

 

[dhandeh]

Meh, a shotgun is all you will need if you want to stay close and blow their heads off and maybe a sniper on a safe perch like a billboard(last I heard zombies can't use ladders)

You don't want to alert other zombies to your location. Crossbow ftw!

 

[f1reb1rd]

Or a suppressed M1911

 

[MarinaDiamandis]

Or a suppressed M1911

Which will still draw zombies. A nice sharp blade and a bow will do me fine.

Have the toxicology tests came back for the crazy dude yet?

 

[Grayfox]

Let the zombies come.

We all know that we will use VW type 2s that have been modified with extra armor, thick steel mesh over the windows, a tpp mounted trap door that can open only from the inside which will allow passengers to use the RPG7 to blow mobs up and a more powerful engine to move the extra weight.

Inside will be a cache of weapons and ammo

 

[Caz]

Something like this would work well for crowd control.

 

[Grayfox]

But will use too much fuel and can only hold 2.
A type 2 can hold 6(well minus some more ammo and weapon cache storage.

 

[f1reb1rd]

An armored charter bus

 

[Encyclopedia]

I read on a Swedish news site that the victim (a homeless man) was concious during the whole thing. Horrible!

 

[Caz]

I was thinking more the plows. You can mount them to anything if you try.

 

[a6m5]

I'm gonna grab my shotgun and head over to the nearest mall. Anybody wanna come with?

People say the 2nd Amendment was based on the possibility of a Zombie uprising.

You went to school in Arkansas huh? At least those "people" did.

The police were called in yesterday after the attacker was spotted on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp. When the attacker failed to back away at the officer's request, the officer shot the attacker.

Now it's one thing to eat another person, and it's quite another to eat another person and then continue eating after you've been shot. Witnesses claim the officer fired half a dozen shots before the attacker finally stopped. The attacker was killed, and the victim is currently in the hospital.

You gotta shoot'em in the head, noobs!

 

[CodeRedR51]

You gotta shoot'em in the head, noobs!

 

[Grayfox]

You gotta shoot'em in the head, noobs!

Well I know you are worth saving, you know how to deal with zombies.

Not like the S.T.A.R.S group, stupid body shooting n00bs.
WARNING: Language

 

[f1reb1rd]

A charter bus with plows. Plenty of room for ammo and people. Ever read The Enemy or The Dead? It's about kids fighting zombies.

 

[Spike125]

A money transporter with nice shooting slots on the sides and a nice stack of ammo inside.
And somewhere a nice home base, maybe a prison.

 

[tlowr4]

Well thankfully I"m in Australia.

But if I"m ever in America and I'm faced with Zombies, I've spoken to FPSRussia on several occasions and he's agree'd to let me and 5 select friends have one of these each:
LANGUAGE WARNING


I also have permission to use pcgamer999 as a human meatshield if needed.

 

[CodeRedR51]

A money transporter with nice shooting slots on the sides and a nice stack of ammo inside.
And somewhere a nice home base, maybe a prison.

I agree on the armored truck.

 

[Grayfox]

But trucks are diesel powered and diesel will be hard to get.

I say stick with normal ULP this way we can make our own(moonshine) fuel source.

But if you really want armored go with something that is wider than a wideloaded truck, handles like one but it is used in war.

 

[tlowr4]

Rubbish. Don't go bigger, go smaller, and zip in between the zombies like ants do humans. Get one of these:

EDIT: Then again, if you really do wanna go bigger, nothing better than the batmobile!