The Zombie Apocalypse begins....

Yes a sardine can.

The zombies have to "PEEL" the tin can open to you the tasty thing in side.

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You do know hollywood will be full of zombies.

They will let a few in for the realness but then get killed by those zombies.
 
If we are going for vehicles, I suggest one of these...

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Armoured belly, armoured compartment citadel, and roof mounted .50 cal. Has ride height adjustment and on road and off road capability. Seats 4. Zombies wouldn't know what hit them.
 
Vehicules? Noobs!

On this Zombies will bite their teeth off and rip their fingernails out

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plus, big bonus as demonstrated, you don't need to go to the toilet with the suit
 
Grayfox
Well I know you are worth saving, you know how to deal with zombies.

Not like the S.T.A.R.S group, stupid body shooting n00bs.
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That’s the S.T.A.R.S team from Resident Evil: Apocalypse, the non-cannon movie. The really bad movie ;)
These are the real S.T.A.R.S members from the games:
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Anyway, give me this handgun:
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...And this crossbow:
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And I will be set for the upcoming zombie apocalypse:tup:
 
Silly people! Everyone knows that if you want to get away from zombies, it's this!

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Sealed pressure suit meaning if the air becomes too zombified to breath, you'll be fine with 18 hours of oxygen built in. Plus refills. Green color makes camoflauge easy, as well as a micro-fusion generator that lasts around 20 years. Titanium Carbide with kevlar innards make this impervious to zombies from the outside, while keeping you at the optimum body temperature on the inside. This suit also enhances your strength, agility, and reflexes by 5-Fold.
 
Why am I not surprised? Florida is home to Tallahassee, after all...

Stay off the non-ingestible substances, kids.
 
Have you guys seen the face yet? My uncle showed me the before and after shots. It's horrible. Only his chin and an eyeball were left.
 
I'm not the only one suspecting zombies... there's been shootings, naked men eating other peoples faces and whatnot lately. 0_o
 
Dennisch
Wasn't there the Chinese guy in Canada who stabbed the passenger next to him, cut off his head, and then ate various body parts?

Yup it was.
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Not that this story was funny at all however that exact year I told my friend to come up to my cottage and he said ok cool but it's really far so he was just gonna take the grey hound bus (where the beheading happened). It was all good than like 4 days before this story happened and I was laughing so much since my friend would be taking a very long trip on a grey hound bus by himself. Like how much scarier can you get before going on a trip. I was trying to freak him out before he left saying it can happen and watch who's beside you etc but he didn't care at all. He was like dude I'm going to a cottage I will have like 50 knives, bb guns, various other weapons, I'm gonna be the guy for people to watch out for lol.

Seriously tho this "zombie" thing is crazy. Like the cases that happened in the past are just one off things. Now it's so many all around the same time which is just weird. The one thing I am certain of tho is I am never moving to Florida lol.
 
Omnis
Have you guys seen the face yet? My uncle showed me the before and after shots. It's horrible. Only his chin and an eyeball were left.
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I did, it's pretty gruesome alright. I'm not grossed out often but I must say that is pretty horrible.
 
Omnis
Have you guys seen the face yet? My uncle showed me the before and after shots. It's horrible. Only his chin and an eyeball were left.
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........... WHAT!?

I want to know more about this case, but I'm afraid of what I might find out. :nervous:
Grayfox
Well I know you are worth saving, you know how to deal with zombies.
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Aww, yeah.

Rule #1 - I don't have to outrun the zombies, I just need to outrun you!

Rule #2 - Twinkies(I prefer chocolate creme)

-The End-​
 
I would be careful.

Never think you can outrun a zombie.

Zombies can get superpowers.

So if a fat kid becomes a zombie he will crash tackle to the ground then eat your face.
 
Omnis
Have you guys seen the face yet? My uncle showed me the before and after shots. It's horrible. Only his chin and an eyeball were left.
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Pretty much unrecognisable, but I'm desensitized to everything so it wasn't a big deal.


NOTE: Don't look up 'Miami zombie' on Google images with Safesearch off if you have a weak stomach.
 
Omnis
Have you guys seen the face yet? My uncle showed me the before and after shots. It's horrible. Only his chin and an eyeball were left.
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Yeah, saw it a couple of days ago, but I'm desensitized to stuff like that, as Tesla said.


Still, it kind of put me off whatever I was eating at the time, plus it really was horrible to look at.
 
I routinely watch some nasty horror/gore flicks, but once in awhile, I see some real life victim photos, and yeah......... :crazy:

I'm gonna pass for now.
 
For the best really. It's not something I want to have on my mind if I'm honest.



And from the previous page, I still think RE: Apocalypse Nemesis is nowhere near as intimidating as RE3 Nemesis.
 
I'm not gonna google anything about this story so please fill me in on the details. I hear a dude I assumed stoned out his mind was just walking around butt naked than randomly attacks a homeless dude, beats him, eats his face, cops say stop, he doesn't and gets shot. Is this the full story so far? Did he kill the homeless guy than eat his face?
 
Homeless Guy was alive for the whole attack. And still is ( unless I missed something


And omg I Google's the victims image. Hardly recognizeable as human.
 
I wonder if he would be a candidate for regenerative medical therapies. Holla at University of Pittsburgh, lol. His case would be the holy grail of cell therapy and biomaterials application. Too bad he's a bum.
 

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