There's an animal called a Dik-dik!

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oh dear, turbolag has lost his dik dik in the nurburgring!
 
You know that, one day, you're going to use something like, "My dik-dik is 40 cm long." to score with some chick somewhere.

Really, I don't think that one will help anyone 'score', sorry to be so blunt man.I mean who's going to believe you.
 
I'll let Omnis clue you in because I can't think of a funny answer at the moment.
 
Really, I don't think that one will help anyone 'score', sorry to be so blunt man.I mean who's going to believe you.

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Well, how long have you been waiting to bang that one out, Duck?
 
Some Dik-dik's are taller. Mine happens to be twice that tall.


Edit: Doh! Treed.
 
They're fascinating animals.

(From Wikipedia)

Dik-diks are herbivores, consuming foliage, shoots, fruit and berries. Dik-diks consume sufficient amounts of water for hydration, making drinking unnecessary. Their special shaped head gives them the ability to eat the leaves between the spikes on the Acacia trees, and the ability to feed while still keeping their head high for observation for predators. Dik-diks always relieve themselves in the same spot.

Dik-diks form monogamous relationships within defined territories. Once one of the pair of life partners dies the remaining dik-dik will starve itself to death. At birth fawns weigh about 1.5 lb (0.7 kg), and reach sexual maturity in six to eight months.
 
Dik-diks seek habitats with plentiful supply of edible grasses and shrubs, but prefer foliage that is not so tall as to obstruct their sight lines.They live in open plains amongst other grass-eaters such as giraffes, zebras, and other antelopes.
 
This is the worst Spamthread I've seen in a long time. and the best. Keep rolling.
 
I bet this will get so popular, it'll even get a minor mention in the official Dik-dik Wikipedia entry in a few months.
 
They're fascinating animals.

(From Wikipedia)

Dik-diks are herbivores, consuming foliage, shoots, fruit and berries. Dik-diks consume sufficient amounts of water for hydration, making drinking unnecessary. Their special shaped head...

They do have kind of an oddly shaped head. It's interesting that it's shaped in such a way to help it carefully penetrate the bushes.

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but prefer foliage that is not so tall as to obstruct their sight lines

Best to keep the foliage trimmed so that the dik-dik is unobstructed.
 
They do have kind of an oddly shaped head. It's interesting that it's shaped in such a way to help it carefully penetrate the bushes.

Best to keep the foliage trimmed so that the dik-dik is unobstructed.

That's what's so striking about it. A Dik-dik will penetrate the bush at the first sign of danger. Since they're so delicate, it's unwise to handle them.
And the heads are strangely shaped for a reason as you stated. The interesting thing about the head is that is in the most sensitive part of the Dik-dik.
 
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