ToCA7 - Spurgy, Yeratel, RPM, Mazda Champions! Standings / All Time Up
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Last two weeks I got a 4th and a 2nd.. a win in it's way for me?
Following that train of thought, with 9 podiums (5x2nd and 4x3rd) in last 12 races I should've won already...
Maybe I just suck that much...
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Then again, two of them were "actual" wins. 
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Furi or no Furi, this week is on.
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Carb, tell us the gtp johny story.
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a.k.a Chia. He hasn't shown up to BTCC yet, by the way.
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*turns lights off and lights up some candles*
Now beware, my sons, this is going to be a scary story, and some of you might lose your sleep after listening to this. You have been warned.
Once upon a time, there was Furinkazen, then known as MrMulsanne. He founded TOCA, a touring car series with close racing written all over it. In the second season, which was the first full one, the series received a promising new entry... GTP_Johny, known as Ghova in GTP. As he entered the Monza round, however, something such terrible happened that I can't even say it, but nonetheless, he ragequitted and said something very bad to another driver. He then proceeded to receive pole position for the next race... and won it. That was a dark day for TOCA... and that began the dark ages.
And then Johny returned for Tsukuba. After just one race, he once again said something horrible right in front of my eyes... "MAN WHORE? WTF?" And again, he won the very next race after that miscue... but now he oddly received a penalty. He couldn't race at all the next weekend at Indy! That's where we seemed to get on the winning side...
And he came back and seemed to improve on his maturity... But then! Then Furinkazen started his next series! NASCAR Trucks! Those days I had little knowledge of how NASCAR racing works and was clearly outperformed by the Americans... but that's not what I'm talking about here. It was Johny. He furiously came in the lobby and stated he doesn't have a truck... and no one (allegedly) had one to lend for him. Johny went into a berzerk mode and... and... CHANGED THE LOBBY SETTINGS!!!! Furinkazen took action. No more Johny for the third season of TOCA... and no more Johny for Trucks again. But something told us that he was still lurking somewhere...
And then came DaxCobra, known as TeamLotus_Eclat, and founded the FIA GT1 Championship. Among the entrants was LKWTrailer, this new Dutch person I had never seen before. He was magnificent... won the first four races with barely any competition and was basically set to become champion. Others tried to catch him, but he was too fast and consistent. And as for NASCAR Trucks? He tried his luck there too. Ovals were not his business, but the Tokyo Bay kart track... that was where this Flying Dutchman truly shone, taking back-to-back wins... and the next race was scheduled to be High-Speed Ring, where he was expected to perform well too.
But, he also wanted to do something else... TOCA. As the fourth season of this series dawned upon us, he said he wanted to join. The series was already crawling with entries, some of them literally too fast to challenge for any of us already, and LKWTrailer was someone I personally did not want to see there at all. But luckily we were able to meet up in a practice lounge with Neljack, TomBrooks and TOCA Ghost accompanying... there I learned he already knew I didn't want to race with him.
But then, I slipped it. Mentioned I had raced with a Dutchman before. It was GTP_Johny... he was a dick, that's what I said, and LKWTrailer looked me into the eye and said, with the others witnessing, "I am GTP_Johny". It felt like I was devastated. How would it be possible? This guy, this Ghovand Keanie, had appeared to be a completely different person from that immature troublemaker from my past. But there he was - the very same person who got the boot months ago. He was back...
As I left the lobby, I soon received hate mail from him. Not in private, but in public... in that FIA GT1 thread, this terrible man claims I ruined his GTP career "yet again" by revealing to Furinkazen who he was... and he won't be participating in GTP series anymore. Wow, what a relief! I realized that TOCA S4 was again open for everyone, and so was FIA GT1, which was already getting boring. Now that he confessed, I didn't know what to think. Everyone took my side in that battle... (although Sumo and the Lotus brothers remained more or less neutral, with Sumo most likely being the only one to miss him) The whole blaming incident was enough for DaxCobra, though. Boom, LKWTrailer was wiped out entirely from FIA GT1, leaving the championship battle to take place between me, Neljack and Sumo. Now the season had truly started...
But wait! So, he was banned from NASCAR Trucks and TOCA as well, but who was it who actually told Furinkazen? Even though I feel tempted to tell the truth, it's most likely not necessary. It will hopefully remain a mystery forever, 'til the end of time, with Johny having to suffer from his horrible sins for the rest of his GT5 career, without even getting to know the person who ultimately "ruined" his career. But maybe, we can all agree to the fact that no matter who he points his finger at... it was ultimately all his own fault.
Now beware, my sons, this is going to be a scary story, and some of you might lose your sleep after listening to this. You have been warned.
Once upon a time, there was Furinkazen, then known as MrMulsanne. He founded TOCA, a touring car series with close racing written all over it. In the second season, which was the first full one, the series received a promising new entry... GTP_Johny, known as Ghova in GTP. As he entered the Monza round, however, something such terrible happened that I can't even say it, but nonetheless, he ragequitted and said something very bad to another driver. He then proceeded to receive pole position for the next race... and won it. That was a dark day for TOCA... and that began the dark ages.
And then Johny returned for Tsukuba. After just one race, he once again said something horrible right in front of my eyes... "MAN WHORE? WTF?" And again, he won the very next race after that miscue... but now he oddly received a penalty. He couldn't race at all the next weekend at Indy! That's where we seemed to get on the winning side...
And he came back and seemed to improve on his maturity... But then! Then Furinkazen started his next series! NASCAR Trucks! Those days I had little knowledge of how NASCAR racing works and was clearly outperformed by the Americans... but that's not what I'm talking about here. It was Johny. He furiously came in the lobby and stated he doesn't have a truck... and no one (allegedly) had one to lend for him. Johny went into a berzerk mode and... and... CHANGED THE LOBBY SETTINGS!!!! Furinkazen took action. No more Johny for the third season of TOCA... and no more Johny for Trucks again. But something told us that he was still lurking somewhere...
And then came DaxCobra, known as TeamLotus_Eclat, and founded the FIA GT1 Championship. Among the entrants was LKWTrailer, this new Dutch person I had never seen before. He was magnificent... won the first four races with barely any competition and was basically set to become champion. Others tried to catch him, but he was too fast and consistent. And as for NASCAR Trucks? He tried his luck there too. Ovals were not his business, but the Tokyo Bay kart track... that was where this Flying Dutchman truly shone, taking back-to-back wins... and the next race was scheduled to be High-Speed Ring, where he was expected to perform well too.
But, he also wanted to do something else... TOCA. As the fourth season of this series dawned upon us, he said he wanted to join. The series was already crawling with entries, some of them literally too fast to challenge for any of us already, and LKWTrailer was someone I personally did not want to see there at all. But luckily we were able to meet up in a practice lounge with Neljack, TomBrooks and TOCA Ghost accompanying... there I learned he already knew I didn't want to race with him.
But then, I slipped it. Mentioned I had raced with a Dutchman before. It was GTP_Johny... he was a dick, that's what I said, and LKWTrailer looked me into the eye and said, with the others witnessing, "I am GTP_Johny". It felt like I was devastated. How would it be possible? This guy, this Ghovand Keanie, had appeared to be a completely different person from that immature troublemaker from my past. But there he was - the very same person who got the boot months ago. He was back...
As I left the lobby, I soon received hate mail from him. Not in private, but in public... in that FIA GT1 thread, this terrible man claims I ruined his GTP career "yet again" by revealing to Furinkazen who he was... and he won't be participating in GTP series anymore. Wow, what a relief! I realized that TOCA S4 was again open for everyone, and so was FIA GT1, which was already getting boring. Now that he confessed, I didn't know what to think. Everyone took my side in that battle... (although Sumo and the Lotus brothers remained more or less neutral, with Sumo most likely being the only one to miss him) The whole blaming incident was enough for DaxCobra, though. Boom, LKWTrailer was wiped out entirely from FIA GT1, leaving the championship battle to take place between me, Neljack and Sumo. Now the season had truly started...
But wait! So, he was banned from NASCAR Trucks and TOCA as well, but who was it who actually told Furinkazen? Even though I feel tempted to tell the truth, it's most likely not necessary. It will hopefully remain a mystery forever, 'til the end of time, with Johny having to suffer from his horrible sins for the rest of his GT5 career, without even getting to know the person who ultimately "ruined" his career. But maybe, we can all agree to the fact that no matter who he points his finger at... it was ultimately all his own fault.
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Just to point out johny tried applying for TOCA8 and last races of 7 but got nowhere. Though I hear he is entering Thursday night btcc....
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Not even received a friend request on PSN from him, so it looks like it will come to nothing.
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