Russia: In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Serbia: in a Belgrade hotel elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Switzerland on a menu:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
That you'll be satisfied and wanting for nothing?Okay...what did they mean to say?
I have no idea what they mean. But the translation is funny though.Okay...what did they mean to say?
Switzerland: in a Zurich hotel
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Okay...what did they mean to say?
Yugoslavia: in a hotel
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Sega means something very similar in Italian.The Mitsubishi four wheel drive marketed in Australia as the “Pajero” was the cause of great embarrassment in Spain where “Pajero” means “masturbator”.
English too.Sega means something very similar in Italian.
Of course.Belfast is pronounced "Belf*szt" in Hungarian. It means 'the inner part of the penis'.
Kaunas is pronounced like "C*nnasse" and it means "B*tch" in french
Do these count?
Not the funniest thing ever posted, but kind of amusing anyway.“Don’t reminder me again until next update”