arora
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Did not see a thread on this topic although I'd think there was one..... anywho this is a funny email I got but it made me think. What is really going on?
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
plan.You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage
Housing Crisis fixed
It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress pay
all their taxes...
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone
you know.
If not, please disregard.
Thoughts?
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
plan.You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage
Housing Crisis fixed
It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress pay
all their taxes...
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone
you know.
If not, please disregard.
Thoughts?