What ails you?

Tendinitis (elbow) for almost 2 years. Worked out to hard.

F!cked up brain which misfired a lot.

Very ugly face.
 
Sorry, I ment rum. Bleading iPhone autocorrect!

Yeah I figured :D, It's not quite as bad as my posts make out. Besides if you knew me a little more youd know I have far worse things to worry about then a little bit of rum :scared:
 
Polycystic kidney disease. Cysts on each kidney mean I may need a transplant in 50 years or so. (Slow development but harsh effects)
Symptoms come on gradually not all at once but the ultimate symptom is complete kidney failure.

Also means I am banned from the armed forces.
 
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Light case of psoriasis on knees and elbows. :ouch:
Funny thing is it goes completely away leaving no traces if I sleep longer than 8 hours / night for a week and gets awful when I get less than 5 hours sleep per night. (which happens pretty often because I'm a nightowl with a normal day-time job)
 
My big toenails are chronically ingrown (yum!). If Jesus were nailed at the toe, I'd have a stigmata. My podiatrist is too busy on her honeymoon in Jamaica. She'd rather get porked by her husband for over a month than do surgery on me.
 
I know. Can't blame her. How long are Honeymoons, usually? I think she's ducking me. :lol:
 
Ah my ailments.

The number of times that I have injured my right hand could be one, I snapped the tendons first 5 years ago playing rugby, they have snapped 3 times since, each time making my thumb almost impossible to move and very painful.

Last year my hand was run over whilst karting and now my middle finger is no longer straight and is constantly resting against the next one to the right. Then last month I got a kart come over the side of me, hit my elbow and hand bruising my Ulnar Nerve and making my hand number and aching for the past 2.5 weeks.
 
This isn't my ailment, but what happened to a girl i'm best mates with. She got a tumour in her leg in march, and got it removed about 2 months ago. According to her doctor, her leg should be fully healed. However, the scar keeps splitting, meaning it's not healing. Due to this, she can't be touched even lightly on her leg, meaning we can't do things we normally do at the youth organisation we go to. She can barely even walk because of it! :( :( :(
 
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This isn't my ailment, but what happened to a girl i'm best mates with. She got a tumour in her leg in march, and got it removed about 2 months ago. According to her doctor, her leg should be fully healed. However, the scar keeps splitting, meaning it's not healing. Due to this, she can't be touched even lightly on her leg, meaning we can't do things we normally do at the youth organisation we go to. :( :( :(

and what is that may I ask?
 
Very sensitive info, regarding my health. VERY sensitive info (nothing related to the genitals, i assure you :lol:) translate using ROT13.

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I'm not sure about the reason and cause why, but my eyesight started to glaze from about a year ago and could catch something shadowy crossing through the upward of my range whenever I move it left and right, I'm afraid if it's a "flier" or something auspicious to other (more serious) optic diseases... :ill:

Wow, i hope you feel better!

I used to have a heart murmur, but that went away over time.

I hope you cure with your gastroenteritis as soon as possible too. :(
 
I have a fecal discharge every morning. What could it mean?!!

Don't worry man, that's normal. 👍

I'm the same; have a fecal discharge every morning. Regular as clockwork at 6am. Trouble is, I don't get up until 7! *









*Old ones are the best...
 
Well, that's not the full story.

Around 11-12 noon I start to feel these strange sensations like my body is trying to tell me something, and I can't focus, like I'm drained of energy and I must refuel.

Not only does this happen at that time, but also later in the evening, too. How strange!

That must really suck if you travel and get jet lag. :crazy:
 
Good news.

I got a bottle of pepto bismol for the first time in my life and it worked very well. I drank 60 mL of it ( tastes like a bubble gum- robitussin milkshake) and my symptoms were gone!
 
My left shoulder seems to like dislocating itself suddenly if I extend it too far, and once it happens, it will likely happen 2 or 3 more times in the next hour or so. It hurts a lot when it first happens and continues to hurt for the next 24 to 36 hours. Makes me happy I don't play sports, because it made me much more scared of getting injured since it started happening.
 
My left shoulder seems to like dislocating itself suddenly if I extend it too far, and once it happens, it will likely happen 2 or 3 more times in the next hour or so. It hurts a lot when it first happens and continues to hurt for the next 24 to 36 hours. Makes me happy I don't play sports, because it made me much more scared of getting injured since it started happening.

See a doctor. Mine started doing that when I had torn a ligament. Does it also seem to do it randomly not just if you over extend it?
 
My left shoulder seems to like dislocating itself suddenly if I extend it too far, and once it happens, it will likely happen 2 or 3 more times in the next hour or so. It hurts a lot when it first happens and continues to hurt for the next 24 to 36 hours. Makes me happy I don't play sports, because it made me much more scared of getting injured since it started happening.
I had the same problem after a skiing accident. Dislocated my left shoulder more than 70 times in 10 years. Never saw a doctor but when I started working out, I never dislocated my shoulder again. The end of my collarbone is still not entirely in it's original place though.
 
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